What SS13 taught you

Zaffre · Post by **Zaffre** » Fri Aug 08, 2014 7:59 pm #23445

Bottom post of the previous page:

Pulling off the perfect murder / theft is the most satisfying thing you will ever experience.

peoplearestrange · Fri Aug 22, 2014 4:08 pm

Stairs don't exist.

Conagher · Post by **Conagher** » Sat Aug 23, 2014 6:26 am #25235

Trust your gut.

Work with what you have, work to improve and increase what you have.

How to work with incompetent people.

Basic style.

callanrockslol · Sun Aug 24, 2014 3:38 am

Don't rely on guns they have no ammo anyway just beat the fuck out of people with your hands or something heavy if you need to.

Septavius · Post by **Septavius** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 5:05 am #25337

DONT HELP PEOPLE

Kot · Post by **Kot** » Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:24 pm #25353

Sex is bad, don't do it kiddos.

Ezel · Post by **Ezel** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 12:24 pm #25570

Doors opens for you if not theres a rogue machinery

LdShade · Post by **LdShade** » Tue Aug 26, 2014 9:02 pm #25645

You can't walk through people if you don't want to help them.

peoplearestrange · Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:33 pm

LdShade wrote:You can't walk PAST people if you don't want to help them.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:03 pm #25762

If you want something, just grab it and run while spraying water behind you.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:10 pm #25765

Caisson disease (decompression sickness) is a myth.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:52 pm #25961

Ricotez wrote:Caisson disease (decompression sickness) is a myth.

I always preferred to call it "The Bends"

Post by **PKPenguin321** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:14 am #30770

Plastic flaps are infinitely more effective at blocking movement than any wall or door.

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 4:33 am #30798

I will never be able to look at clowns the same way.

Kangaraptor · Post by **Kangaraptor** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 8:20 am #30872

Clowns can't shoot high powered lasers.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Thu Sep 25, 2014 6:17 pm #30978

Kangaraptor wrote:Clowns can't shoot high powered lasers.

You might say they're genetically cursed.

MagmaRam · Post by **MagmaRam** » Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:44 am #32826

If you have to hide the body, you fucked up your crime already.

FredNodoor · Post by **FredNodoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 3:28 am #33093

Librarians have countless copies of Woody Got Wood

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 7:31 am #33159

MagmaRam wrote:If you have to hide the body, you fucked up your crime already.

Useful advice

Cuboos · Post by **Cuboos** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 9:46 am #33196

A fight is never going to solve anything, the only way to stop them is to kill them.

FredNodoor · Post by **FredNodoor** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:40 pm #33232

peoplearestrange wrote:Stairs don't exist.

For some reason i think it would be cool if there was a staircase or somthing for another area of the ship

Hibbles · Post by **Hibbles** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 1:57 pm #33240

You can learn the natural rhythm of a round, and if somebody's behavior deviates from the norm, they're new, shit, or a bad guy like a traitor. It wouldn't do to act on this alone, of course, but after a while you start to realize why the RD is hovering around the HoP's office silently with a gas mask on. Or why that security borg has come to check up on Atmospherics eight times in ten minutes.

On that note, beware gas masks. People who wear them are usually up to no good. Whether the Security kind counts for this is up to your personal interpretation.

Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.

One of the best ways to sum up what I mean is to describe what happened one round when I started as HoS. Some admin shit came up, so I enlisted a random volunteer ghost to replace me in my body as I did shit, and then returned, eh, half an hour later. I was literally horrified to discover that my character had insulated gloves on her hands, a full toolbelt on her waist, magboots on her feet, a traitor's devices in the backpack ready to be used at any moment... on the HoS. And of course, they'd been giving harsh sentences, typing in lower-case every fucking line, barely bothering to talk or listen at all...

Fuck's sake.

That's the kind of sensibility I mean. The active attempt to, at least in some areas, not powergame too much even if it gives you a worse IC outcome. Being killed and betrayed is part of the game, but that's no reason to totally stop trusting people. That's the whole point, that's part of the fun IMO.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:22 pm #33633

Hibbles wrote:Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.

This is just silly. Real-life police don't even do this, and for good reason.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:19 pm #33677

bandit wrote:
Hibbles wrote:Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.
This is just silly. Real-life police don't even do this, and for good reason.

Real police can walk and talk at the same time. Something spessmen can't do effectively.

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 9:39 pm #33680

bandit wrote:
Hibbles wrote:Just because trying to not-powergame is actively discouraged, mocked, and will often get you killed or worse, doesn't mean you should stop trying. I don't mean elaborate typing out of you aiming your gun at a suspect, I mean, like, pulling out your gun, tossing them a pair of cuffs, and ordering them to cuff themselves rather than silently stuncuffing them.
This is just silly. Real-life police don't even do this, and for good reason.

No, real-life police draw their taser, which is an incredibly-painful non-lethal weapon and tell you to get on the ground.
If you have a weapon, real-life police draw their gun, which is a lethal weapon and is always intended to be used as such.
Don't compare SS13 to real life.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:01 pm #33694

Our police don't have guns

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Sat Oct 04, 2014 11:53 pm #33701

ColonicAcid wrote:Our police don't have guns

if your police dont have guns how do they stop the kebabs from beheading them

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:21 am #33708

A man can be so badass that he can murder an entire room of people, simultaneously throw two people on tables and cuff them, and dispense enough laser fire in a ten second span to reenact the holocaust, but he will never be robust enough to walk and talk at the same time.

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 12:35 am #33715

Speak for yourself. Walking and talking just requires two hands - One on the arrow keys, the other on the letters. Yeah, you'll type slow, but it's possible.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 8:39 am #33774

Psyentific wrote:Speak for yourself. Walking and talking just requires two hands - One on the arrow keys, the other on the letters. Yeah, you'll type slow, but it's possible.

>arrow keys

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 10:34 am #33792

Psyentific wrote:Don't compare SS13 to real life.

>the point of this thread

.

>your head
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ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 5:09 pm #33852

cedarbridge wrote:
Psyentific wrote:Speak for yourself. Walking and talking just requires two hands - One on the arrow keys, the other on the letters. Yeah, you'll type slow, but it's possible.
>arrow keys

>people don't move with the arrow keys.

l o l.
Pressing tab each time you want to speak is such a fucking bother tho.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:10 pm #33879

only noobs use arrowkeys

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Oct 05, 2014 7:29 pm #33884

geilebeer wrote:only noobs use arrowkeys

I've been using arrow keys since 2011

Psyentific · Post by **Psyentific** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:55 am #34012

geilebeer wrote:only noobs use arrowkeys

Only MLG FPSfags use WASD

callanrockslol · Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:23 am

Kraso wrote:
geilebeer wrote:only noobs use arrowkeys
I've been using arrow keys since 2011

Arrow keys are best keys, hotkeys go home

Snake2512 · Post by **Snake2512** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:18 pm #34482

never dog ya mates

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 12:58 pm #233111

Catgrills r dumb

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 1:09 pm #233116

Gotta get dat green text

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:41 pm

No matter how skilled or talented you are, you will always fail when forced to do something dirty.

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:42 pm #233233

you don't even need friends when you have spacemen