Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Post by **Armhulen** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:04 am #247211

Bottom post of the previous page:

are you sure you're awake

i'm joking, of course you are. That dream sounds horrifying and I feel bad for you

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:28 pm #247637

Fuck me how do people use the garbage tier site that is reddit?

Why does it delete line breaks and squash all the text into an unreadable mess unless you do two new lines?
It even does this when you're trying to write a list, so instead of:
* Dick
* Butt
as you would on any well designed system you instead have to:

* Dick

* Butt

What a massive load of steaming elephant shit.

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:17 pm #247693

non-issue

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 9:53 pm #247709

i dont hate reddit but as the years have gone on my browsing has been confined to more and more niche/hobby subreddits because trying to read or have discussion on the larger ones is... not good

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 11:40 pm #247737

its snowing fairly hard here in the midwest, and the only coat i have is one with a furry material that attracts snow like a fucking lint roller, have to literally shake layers of snow off whenever i get to a class' building. hopefully it wont pile as hard as i'm hearing it is in other parts of the states though.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:02 am #247748

Deitus confirmed for furry.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:22 am #247756

Malkevin wrote:Deitus confirmed for furry.

its not furry if the coat only has the cat-ears hood, it has to have the tail too for me to be a furry

Screemonster · Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:46 am

I'm pretty sure that wearing an entire wolf as a coat is more of a barbarian thing

420weedscopes · Thu Jan 26, 2017 4:04 pm

my good boy Joe returned from the army
we gave him a wonderful welcome with some zombies
[youtube]BLfKZVjEe6Y[/youtube]

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:27 pm #247980

Woke up this morning freezing and my first thought was "oh cunt flaps, I'm going to have to de-ice my car again"
My phone said it was -2 but I look out my window to see it was actually clear, perplexed but content I did my usual shit > shower > breakfast > teeth > clothes ritual then got in my car.

Screen was a bit grubby so I gave it a quick blast of screen wash, the thin sheet of water the wiper left instantly froze.
Ended up having to deice my car anyway.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 1:21 pm #248341

My cryptology exam was a disaster too, it took me half the time we even had to perform the Pohlig-Hellman attack on a prime order 2^5, and then I completely lost track when I had to carry out the Baby-Step-Giant-Step algorithm on prime orders 23 and 43. In the end I had less than an hour for the remaining 4/5ths of the exam.

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:31 pm #248392

Chick I've been seeing introduced me to this series called the 100. At first I thought it'd be some tweenage shit but God damn it's good. Marcus Kane is officially my nigga and an unkillable bad ass motherfucker

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 3:17 am #248654

Ricotez wrote:My cryptology exam was a disaster too, it took me half the time we even had to perform the Pohlig-Hellman attack on a prime order 2^5, and then I completely lost track when I had to carry out the Baby-Step-Giant-Step algorithm on prime orders 23 and 43. In the end I had less than an hour for the remaining 4/5ths of the exam.

ik had dezelfde ervaring, allemaal de schuld van die vluchtelingen, ik zeg het je

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 4:29 am #248671

geilebeer wrote:
Ricotez wrote:My cryptology exam was a disaster too, it took me half the time we even had to perform the Pohlig-Hellman attack on a prime order 2^5, and then I completely lost track when I had to carry out the Baby-Step-Giant-Step algorithm on prime orders 23 and 43. In the end I had less than an hour for the remaining 4/5ths of the exam.
ik had dezelfde ervaring, allemaal de schuld van die vluchtelingen, ik zeg het je

had ik maar op Geert Wilders gestemd, dan had ik me vast herinnerd hoe ik de Montgomery vorm van een Edwards curve moet berekenen

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 7:35 am #248710

Wilders kan de klere krijgen, niet dat die anderen beter zijn

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:58 pm #248846

speak american you communist bastards

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:41 pm #248893

no, let them continue

i wanna see where it goes

Jacough · Post by **Jacough** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:25 pm #248910

Spoiler:

> this fucking minigun

Why. What good is it doing mounted on the hood of the jeep?

Post by **Armhulen** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:28 pm #248911

Jacough wrote:
Spoiler:
> this fucking minigun

Why. What good is it doing mounted on the hood of the jeep?

>you have a jeep with a minigun

"EVERYONE GET OUT AND WALK"

what the fuck

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:13 am #249038

LE NEW PAGE, SHE IS MINE!!

420weedscopes · Sun Jan 29, 2017 1:50 pm

stop it or else

A3STH3T1CS · Post by **A3STH3T1CS** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:22 pm #249095

Deitus wrote:LE NEW PAGE, SHE IS MINE!!

is that sig for real

what kind of cuck hands out a ban like that

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 2:42 pm #249099

A3STH3T1CS wrote:
Deitus wrote:LE NEW PAGE, SHE IS MINE!!
is that sig for real

what kind of cuck hands out a ban like that

i get a lot of 'em like that, im used to it

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 3:29 pm #249106

Whoever designed that jeep played too much spy hunter. In real life putting a gun entirely fixed to the front of a vehicle is retarded. It literally would be incapable of aiming up or down and even aiming left to right by turning the jeep would be awful. Why not just pintle mount it in the passenger seat?

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:26 am #249535

Leaving Africa was a shit idea for us, as species, because now I have to sit on my ass in a cubicle in the middle of a frozen wasteland and listen to my colleagues cough and sneeze while I deal with documents titled "summary appraisal report" because I decided to leave my fucking comfort zone and become a fucking manager for a change because hey it'd be fun to see how cubicle wage slaves live and I remember I had broken ribs and that made air go into my thoracic cavity or someshit and I couldn't move without breaking into sweat from all the pain and I had to walk a bunch of kilometers and honestly it was great and I enjoyed every moment of it apart from those moments when I thought I should've just stayed put and waited for rescue or someshit but holy hell I don't know if any of you people do office work and if you do: WHY, just WHY, WHY FUCKING WORK A CORPORATE/COMPANY PAPER-PUSHING JOB EVER, I REMEMBER NOT EATING FOR SEVERAL DAYS BECAUSE NO MONEY AND IT WAS FINE, BUT THIS SHIT SITTING IN THE OFFICE JUST FUCKING TYPING SHIT IN WORD AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE SURE TO LEAVE AT 6 PM BECAUSE HEY HERE'S SOME URGENT SHIT YOU HAVE TO DO FUCKING WHY I'D RATHER BE HOMELESS SAC THAN THIS SHIT

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:48 am #249549

I'm leaving come March (just in time to spend the money earned over the course of spring; I look forward to all the spring-time smells and warm wind and being able to spend 2 hours having my morning coffee with French pastries). I just can't drop my responsibilities and walk out the door (though I wish I could), people depend on me. Oh well. This too shall pass. Today I have judo and a long ride home on a public commute waiting for me. I'll read a book and eat junk food on the bus and be happy until 10 AM next day.

Man life is awesome as long as you don't let yourself participate in bullshit activities.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 4:16 pm #249629

Martial arts are surprisingly useful at getting your mind off shit.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:11 am #249947

DemonFiren wrote:Martial arts are surprisingly useful at getting your mind off shit.

Tbh I hate judo and only do it because it gives me an excuse to weeb out and wear my gi. If I could pick a sport just for fun and not for retarded benefits like IT'S SELF DEFENCE or IT'LL MAKE ME STRONGER I'd play badminton all day erry day.

Do you martial art too?

CosmicScientist wrote:Orange juice from concentrate is what the body ordered.
I ran out of water halfway through today and having a carton of orange ready at home is a treat.

>drinking liquid diabeetus
I hope in the future you will feel guilty about juice and lose enjoyment of life as a result

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:28 pm #250023

Tai chi for me.

Screemonster · Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:32 pm

DemonFiren wrote:Tai chi for me.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:35 pm #250027

okay what
no, literally what

Screemonster · Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:40 pm

just reminded of one of the many shitty ZX Spectrum games I got bundled on the covers of magazines as a kid

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 2:51 pm #250032

Bastards who programmed this probably don't even know the single whip.

Screemonster · Tue Jan 31, 2017 3:04 pm

considering that they seem to be under the impression that tai chi involves a lot of jumping around on platforms and collecting items, you're probably right.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 4:27 pm #250057

Orange juice is the nectar of the gods anyone who thinks otherwise is a communist

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:01 pm #250146

DemonFiren wrote:Bastards who programmed this probably don't even know the single whip.

i can do the whip

[youtube]JSuQZjPl2Rw[/youtube]

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:21 am

Having problems with my Weiner. Keep having to pee at night. Makes it hard to fall asleep. Probably cancer.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 2:28 pm #250449

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Having problems with my Weiner. Keep having to pee at night. Makes it hard to fall asleep. Probably cancer.

Probably just a bladder infection, or maybe kidney stones.

Drink cranberry juice.

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:00 pm

Malkevin wrote:
Super Aggro Crag wrote:Having problems with my Weiner. Keep having to pee at night. Makes it hard to fall asleep. Probably cancer.
Probably just a bladder infection, or maybe kidney stones.

Drink cranberry juice.

I like cranberry juice but the plebes have ruined it with concentrate and cocktail and high frabjous cron sizzyurp

420weedscopes · Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:34 pm

i was gonna write a big thing
about how i said bad shit to a girl i like and it went as poorly as you'd expect
but now i don't think i want to

just feelin empty for the first time in a long time

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:38 pm #250526

Sad

I will be around later if you want to vent your frustration on some fictional characters via murder

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:22 am

Another rejection
Sittin here thinking about the odds of a fall from three stories killing me on impact

Not very good right?

Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:26 am

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Another rejection
Sittin here thinking about the odds of a fall from three stories killing me on impact

Not very good right?

Dont do it

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Feb 02, 2017 1:50 am

Yeah pk I dont think I will there's too much chance of fucking up

XSI · Post by **XSI** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:00 am #250729

Yeah, thats a bad idea

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:59 am #250753

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Yeah pk I dont think I will there's too much chance of fucking up

we need you here, who else is gonna be able to tell us what's up?

ShadowDimentio · Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:08 pm

I got my wisdom teeth removed today. Had I not insisted that I get another xray scan before he started cutting me up I would only have had one removed out of the two and would have had to go back for more suffering.

Didn't feel any pain as he worked, but I could feel the force of him trying to rip the teeth out of my jaw and hear the crunching as they snapped free. It was awful, and now my mouth hurts and is full of blood.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:18 pm #251402

ShadowDimentio wrote:I got my wisdom teeth removed today. Had I not insisted that I get another xray scan before he started cutting me up I would only have had one removed out of the two and would have had to go back for more suffering.

Didn't feel any pain as he worked, but I could feel the force of him trying to rip the teeth out of my jaw and hear the crunching as they snapped free. It was awful, and now my mouth hurts and is full of blood.

i got mine removed years ago, and it was fucking awful. the taste of constant blood oozing from throbbing holes in my mouth was only surpassed by the taste of the gauze i kept having to put in there that just became saturated with bloody saliva and squished like a fucking sponge whenever it moved at all

you have my condolences

in other news i somehow did very well on an exam i thought i was doomed to fail, and to celebrate went home and ordered a fight stick and some books (tao te ching, the vedas, and a book on chinese mythology). took another one yesterday that i think i did eh on and i should be studying for one now that i take in a few hours that im even more doomed to fail on. m-maybe lighting will strike twice r-right?

ShadowDimentio · Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:23 pm

I'm actually doing fine now that I have the awful gauze out of my mouth, ate some icecream, and applied an icepack to my cheek. The bleeding has slowed down and the pain meds have kicked in, only problem is that I don't dare move my mouth much lest my wounds reopen.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:41 pm #251418

ShadowDimentio wrote:I'm actually doing fine now that I have the awful gauze out of my mouth, ate some icecream, and applied an icepack to my cheek. The bleeding has slowed down and the pain meds have kicked in, only problem is that I don't dare move my mouth much lest my wounds reopen.

>ate icecream

absolute fucking madman

ShadowDimentio · Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:45 pm

The sheet they gave me of instructions say on day 1 to eat cool soft stuff like jello, yogurt and icecream. It was nice and soft and cool and got the taste of blood out of my mouth.