Holy shit the last round that happened made me want to kill myself. The fallout 13 server had admins playing as traps, and cutting peoples dicks off. And a weird sex gang, who fucked a guy named sex toy. Later there were tribals and the leader made us talk like fucking retards. Then all the leader wanted was sex and was gibbering like an idiot about it. Another person was trying to grab and strip someone so I shot her. The leader then decided to fuck me and when I did not lay instantly down he killed me. Then he fucked the corpse of the person I shot. And finally I got kicked from the discord for saying that it was the most retarded shit ever. Holy fucking shit
And for the rape club, they decided to raid the vault. They got pretty far until one of them, the red ginger guy who wanted to fuck any guy possible but was totally not gay guize, hit the admin trap with the golden dildo that spawn in a children's toy shop. This alerted the overseer, who said over the intercom that Raiders were here, since telecoms was down because the mappers there have no idea how to make an infinite fucking powers our cell for the comms that are supposed to stay on forever and are unreachable entirely, then a scientist punched a hole through the wall with a gygax that had a taser and gun smg. Now there is like a one tile halfway surrounding the vault, and instead of just tasing and shooting the fuck rape club, she decided to just harmlessly push them for a little bit, until she cornered the trap admin then taser and shot him. Did I tell you about why he was a trap? Well he says that his is 'different' from all the other traps that play on the wastes, because his is so fucking different, he wrote a little back story on how he was a fuck slave until he left the Raiders. He also kidnapped and sex changed a guy and had the ginger guy rape and murder him. Anyways the two lesbians escape eventually and the ginger comes in the hole that the gygax punched. The ginger then goes around murdering people and getting shot endlessly, but he does not die since he has stim packs, which heal a shit ton of damage instantly. And the scientist decides to get out of her mech to chase him, and just leaves the mech in plain sight. Yakety sax ensues where both people get shot, a sec guard dies from the ginger, and the overseer nearly dies. This finally ends when the scientist made an advanced taser and stunned the guy and shot him. Now the ginger behaved like any rational spaceman and cried, unironically, stuns are overpowered and they need a nerf now. And while all this was happening danowar was erping in the dorms, as a sec officer.
[20:26:02]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Welp. It was just a prank bro isn't a very good excuse when it comes to unprovoked nonantag murder, but since this is your first time doing it and you seem to understand the problem instead of a bannu I'm just going to leave you with a warning. Please PLEASE don't do this again in the future, as funny as crackhead broken bottle memes can be. Alrighty? Do you have any input on this?
[20:26:39]ADMIN: PM: [censored]->[censored admin]: Alright, no problem. I have some input. Fuck my boy pussy.
[20:27:06]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Okay then. Have fun.
[20:31:29]ADMIN: PM: [censored admin]->[censored]: Excuse me?
J_Madison wrote:
that's a stupid fucking stat
you don't play, you've never played
lying little shit with your bullshit stat
fuck you
ColonicAcid wrote:and with enough practise i too could blow my own dick so well that only the gods know how it feels.
D&B wrote:Kinda makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Makes you side with the Enclave, actually.
The best thing they did was replace Vault 13 with deathclaws. The worst thing they did was realise they're supposed to be shit and undo their accomplishment.