Traitor Ideas you wanna pull off.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Jul 29, 2015 8:49 pm #108206

Bottom post of the previous page:

EndgamerAzari wrote:I'd like to play as a traitor/major shithead geneticist named Horatio and go around turning everyone into copies of myself.

Weird thought... is it possible to code it so that they could be given a traitor objective to make More Horatios?

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Jul 30, 2015 1:44 am #108303

ThanatosRa wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I'd like to play as a traitor/major shithead geneticist named Horatio and go around turning everyone into copies of myself.
Weird thought... is it possible to code it so that they could be given a traitor objective to make More Horatios?

It's definitely possible codewise. You just have to run a check on people's identities at round end. Might get a bit expensive, but it's round end so there's gonna be a lag spike anyway.

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:16 am #108597

I'd like to try playing an Austin Powers character, totally obsessed with ERP, attempting to seduce every visible woman with lines like "You're shagadelic, baby!" and uncovering some absurd conspiracy where my target was Doctor Evil in disguise. I'd try to get out of situations where I killed women by saying "I thought she was a man!" and wear the most flamboyant suit and boots possible. If caught, I could always strip off to my union jack undies and overpower security with my sheer sex appeal (and perhaps my stetchkin).

invisty · Post by **invisty** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:45 am #108603

EndgamerAzari wrote:I'd like to play as a traitor/major shithead geneticist named Horatio and go around turning everyone into copies of myself.

This is the geneticist changeling dream of transform sting. Take a copy of yourself, add a bunch of disabilities (particularly deafness) and then run around stinging. Throw in mute and hallucination stings for maximum effect.

darkpaladin109 · Mon Aug 03, 2015 3:11 pm

Malkevin wrote:I'd probably say a witty one liner before smashing the bottle on them, though I'm drawing blanks on what that could be.

"Vodka gets, you really smashed."

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Tue Dec 06, 2016 6:01 am #232721

Cut off all the lizard tails.be hero of station

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:29 am #233343

Less a traitor idea and more an OPs one.
I wanna get the whole team a bunch of chamo projectors, a box of adaptive cardboard, paint them as OPs, get everyone to scan the cutout, go to the station and enter via a public external airlock, get a stealth OP to put us all in a locker, drag us to the bridge, hack inside and scream about locker OPs.

Everyone will laugh and joke about the locker being full of cardboard OPs, until they turn into real ones. Inspired by a traitor round where I did something similar with chamo kit being used to get the OP appearance. Unfortunately, the crew decided that valids were more funny than pranks.

TheColdTurtle · Thu Dec 08, 2016 4:36 am

Surgically implant bombs inside random crew members and hold the station hostage until I get my objectives done.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:30 am #233413

Valid, valid, valid, valid.

Alipheese · Post by **Alipheese** » Thu Dec 08, 2016 9:56 am #233417

Buy as much C4 as i can with my 20 tc's set them all over maint through the station and set them all to a single signaller and then call over radio some meme like bane or cuban pete.

Something i've tried before to some degree of success,
get traitors together, and all fake being ops and fuck with the station then disappear back into the crews ranks after riling up the station allowing the traitors to easily get their objectives.

Lumbermancer · Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:29 am

I always wanted to buy all the C4 and make them into mouse trap bombs leaving them around.

Professor Hangar · Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:52 am

Eat as much of the station as possible. I've already eaten my traitor target at least once.

starmute · Post by **starmute** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 11:26 am #233789

I want to kidnap the clown and implant a bomb in him. Stating that if he doesn't do something he'll be killed.

MrAlphonzo · Post by **MrAlphonzo** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:40 pm #233824

Billy Mays.
Changeling.
ERP is reenabled for one round only.
Bring Space Lube to dorms.
Smash open bolted dorms door with an armblade.
See two lizards.
"BILLY MAYS, HERE"
Proceed to lube the entirety of dorms while you hear the faint screaming of lizards in the distance.

Digdugxx · Post by **Digdugxx** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 5:54 pm #233825

If it was enabled for one round only, I'd go to incredible lengths to make sure the shuttle never arrives, ever

Danowar · Post by **Danowar** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 6:47 pm #233829

I just want to do another Syndicate Surplus Store gimmick without the HoS immediately showing up and wordlessly throwing me into the gulag.

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Fri Dec 09, 2016 7:27 pm #233848

i've always wanted to be traitor AI and blackmail the crew into accomplishing my objectives

i've done it twice i think, but both times were with secborgs and these days sillicone is so weak

furthermore you usually get charged by 20 people intoning valid valid valid valid valid. both times i think the captain was a cool guy and shot them which caused a lot of whining.

tbh i wish people actually had any self-preservation at all, it would make hostage situations and stuff possible instead of lul we'll just clone 'em kapow kapow

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:08 pm #234449

As cuck cult I wanna go find an ass walker nest, wall off the tendril with pinion doors and put sigils of accession on the egg spawn points.

1g88a · Post by **1g88a** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:59 am #234607

To get my target sent to perma, get myself sent to perma, kill them there, and then escape somehow.

Post by **Owegno** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:37 am #234614

I want to kidnap a lizard and a human and swap their heads and then release them to see how they react.

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:19 am #234633

Said it before, but I'm still trying to figure out how to do it: create a scenario in which an AI is forced to directly kill one human to prevent another one from dying. Would really like some ideas for this one

Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:04 am

Luke Cox wrote:Said it before, but I'm still trying to figure out how to do it: create a scenario in which an AI is forced to directly kill one human to prevent another one from dying. Would really like some ideas for this one

best i got is maybe one guy in a room that's just r-walls and one airlock which is shocked and has a shitload of power going through it. the guy inside is at low enough health that the shock will kill him, and has only internals with very little air. his little room has plasma in it, so once his internals run out, he dies. if he tries to leave the room via the airlock, he dies. a signaller to force open the airlock exists and can be activated with a phrase that you PDA to the AI... but the signal if sent will also activate an electric chair on another low health individual, killing them in the process.

Cik · Post by **Cik** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:17 am #234646

Luke Cox wrote:Said it before, but I'm still trying to figure out how to do it: create a scenario in which an AI is forced to directly kill one human to prevent another one from dying. Would really like some ideas for this one

you can't really do this because the immediate harm of you harming someone to prevent future harm (the harm you will be preventing from happening by harming in the immediate) is against sillicon policy.

even if there is a delay of .0000000001 seconds it's still immediate harm (by your hand) > future harm (by your inaction)

Post by **Owegno** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:45 am #234669

Cik wrote:
Luke Cox wrote:Said it before, but I'm still trying to figure out how to do it: create a scenario in which an AI is forced to directly kill one human to prevent another one from dying. Would really like some ideas for this one
you can't really do this because the immediate harm of you harming someone to prevent future harm (the harm you will be preventing from happening by harming in the immediate) is against sillicon policy.

even if there is a delay of .0000000001 seconds it's still immediate harm (by your hand) > future harm (by your inaction)

Fun will always trump the rules though. Any good admin would let the AI do what it thinks is right in that situation since it makes a better (Funner), story.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:53 pm #234755

Kidnap people and make them sing "Ocean Man" or die

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Dec 24, 2016 10:33 am #238237

I had a thought. How would one go about doing a GWAR themed Nuke Ops round?

MrAlphonzo · Post by **MrAlphonzo** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 6:29 am #238438

calzilla1 wrote:Kidnap people and make them sing "Ocean Man" or die

Take it further. Set a bunch of maxcaps with voice analyzers and bounced radios with speakers that respond to different lyrics. Make your captive choose himself, or the crew, and if he chooses the crew over himself, just keep kidnapping until someone gives.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Sun Dec 25, 2016 12:21 pm #238482

MrAlphonzo wrote:
calzilla1 wrote:Kidnap people and make them sing "Ocean Man" or die
Take it further. Set a bunch of maxcaps with voice analyzers and bounced radios with speakers that respond to different lyrics. Make your captive choose himself, or the crew, and if he chooses the crew over himself, just keep kidnapping until someone gives.

tbh, i already did the meme and almost all of therm either didn't know the song, or like the captain, didn't want to sing. My down fall was another traitor who killed us both when he shot me with a ebow in front on 2 sec. Also FUCKING MAKE THE FREEDOM IMPLANT UNBUCKLE/UN GRAB YOU

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Dec 26, 2016 12:37 pm #238684

ThanatosRa wrote:I had a thought. How would one go about doing a GWAR themed Nuke Ops round?

Pretend to be a travelling band, get high and drunk, kill everyone.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:20 pm #239009

Whoisthere wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:I had a thought. How would one go about doing a GWAR themed Nuke Ops round?
Pretend to be a travelling band, get high and drunk, kill everyone.

Yea It really is that simple isn't it.

Weepo · Post by **Weepo** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:35 am #246284

A remote autocloner, hidden in maint or in some space ruin. It contains a few wardrobes of clothes, tons of spare all access IDs and a hacked autolathe, Infinite grey-tide traitor with spears and bats and knives leaps from maint and attacks without mercy

One Seven One · Sun Mar 05, 2017 3:09 am

A date with death:

I'd need to gather up as many materials as possible in as short of a time as possible.
-Wood
-Carpet
-Candles
-Fancy Dinner
-Wine
-Glass cups
-Bombs
-Preferably the white ship
-Bonus points: Bodies and the dinner would be made from other players

First I would set up a lovely room with all of my gathered materials if I can do this on the white ship that would be fantastic.
I would knock them out and kidnap them by any means necessary and escape with them undetected.
I would leave them to wake up in a room with only a set of clothes and a note.
They would open the door to a lovely candle lit dinner.
Of course this would be heavily RP based.
Every now and again, for things like 'cooking' or a timer going off, I would leave the room to check on something, to give them a chance to look around.
Escape options would include
-Killing me with a knife
-Loading a 'perfume bottle' [Pepper Spray bottle] with welder fuel and setting me on fire
-Maybe poison
If they do manage to kill me they'll find they're trapped with almost no escape
There will either be a spacesuit, a broken teleporter, or materials to fix the white ship console
If all goes as planned then we'll either both die to bombs scattered about or they'll escape before then.

Slignerd · Post by **Slignerd** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:27 pm #264756

Weepo wrote:A remote autocloner, hidden in maint or in some space ruin. It contains a few wardrobes of clothes, tons of spare all access IDs and a hacked autolathe, Infinite grey-tide traitor with spears and bats and knives leaps from maint and attacks without mercy

Can just build it in space and set up a teleporter.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 1:39 am #264852

I want to steal the captain's spare and attach C4 to it, with a semi-long timer and probably a signaller. Then leave it out as bait.

Haevacht · Post by **Haevacht** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 2:10 am #264863

The true Queen of Teeth meme. Steal tongues. Limbs. TC trade for remie's manual heart item, implant THAT in someone.

Generally be the surgery antag.

MrEousTranger · Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:55 am

I want to knock out my target, strap them to a chair in a public area, take a voice modulator and spam WGW then dare people to kill me.

Grentxt

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:03 am #264931

>examine
>whoops no headset

or

>examine
>whoops bucklecuffed

or

>resists out of restraints
>suddenly two conflicting voices over radio at the same time

XDTM · Post by **XDTM** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 11:15 am #264940

Mute him with genetics and put him unarmed in a glass box with a portable radio

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 12:57 pm #264946

Time to write up a good emote and spam it.

cedarbridge · Post by **cedarbridge** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 3:40 pm #264966

DemonFiren wrote:>examine
>whoops no headset

or

>examine
>whoops bucklecuffed

or

>resists out of restraints
>suddenly two conflicting voices over radio at the same time

Screwdriver the headset to remove both keys

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:17 pm #264972

I thought papsmear removed standard keys ages ago?

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 4:20 pm #264974

DemonFiren wrote:I thought papsmear removed standard keys ages ago?

this is correct, headsets with standard keys will still do common

Qbopper · Post by **Qbopper** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:08 pm #264990

you're all assuming people will bother to think through that it might be a setup

Post by **Armhulen** » Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:46 pm #265016

We should just replace players with snpcs.

Screemonster · Wed Mar 08, 2017 5:46 pm

Qbopper wrote:you're all assuming people will bother to think through that it might be a setup

or that people wouldn't just go "lol if I get bwoinked I can just say I thought they were reading WGW, time4murder"

Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:33 am

Reading WGW as your target is overdone and really not original at this point, and doing it to more than one person in one round is grounds for getting adminbused to preserve the sanctity of WGW lynchings

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 3:37 am #266746

My best round to date involved a botched surplus crate, contacting the AI on binary on the guise that it was a mistake, RP-ing my way to get legitimate all-access, then uploading some REALLY badly worded law to frame a lizard, invoking a greytide of valid-hunting crew to toss him out the airlock.

My conversation with the Captain afterwards went like this.

"Hey Capt, the entire crew is throwing the Lizard out the airlock, should we be doing something about it?"
"Err no?"

EDIT: The word filter sucks.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:58 pm #371123

I want to breed an army of ashliggers and bring them to the station as a rogue AI/borg. I got the eggs on low-pop sybil but no players or rogue lawset. All that build-up for nothing.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Sat Jan 06, 2018 12:13 am #371286

I want to be clown traitor, team up with the chef, order the infinite pie cannon, get the chef to catch my pies, and provide the station with infinite food.

Then poison the food.