Nice tune, real easy

Rolan7 · Post by **Rolan7** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 3:15 am #21117

Bottom post of the previous page:

It's too late for me, no Portuguese can save me from watching 24/7 ranma 1/2 from under my futon mattress desu honk hue
Well actually that's a lie, I'd build a bed for a reasonably nice Portuguese guy.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:17 pm #21203

Rolan7 wrote:It's too late for me, no Portuguese can save me from watching 24/7 ranma 1/2 from under my futon mattress desu honk hue
Well actually that's a lie, I'd build a bed for a reasonably nice Portuguese guy.

too bad colonic is neither of those

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jul 25, 2014 5:59 pm #21252

true, true.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jul 26, 2014 3:00 pm #21474

Spoiler:

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:30 am #21603

getwrektmiggs.png

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:54 am #21609

Wait. wait a minute.

IS there a TGStation 13 card set for CAH?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:14 am #21618

[youtube]mdn1s8FxrUg[/youtube]

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:50 am #21627

An0n3 wrote:[youtube]mdn1s8FxrUg[/youtube]

[youtube]E3obmPDAdeA[/youtube]
hut hut hut hut hut hut

Post by **Vekter** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 7:24 am #21640

ThanatosRa wrote:Wait. wait a minute.

IS there a TGStation 13 card set for CAH?

N

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Jul 27, 2014 5:22 pm #21683

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 1:20 am #22192

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl
You: Hi would you like to roleplay with me?
You: Hi I'm a 14 year old girl who has lost her two puppies. It's getting dark and I'm getting desperate to find them. If you help me, maybe you will get rewarded?
Stranger: Ok
You: I'm out on the street shouting and calling for the dogs
You: COME HERE DOGS!
You: I see you and ask if you will help me look for them
Stranger: I say yes
You: Thank you! My voice isn't very loud maybe if you try calling for them they will come
You: I don't know where these dogs are
You: Can you try?
Stranger: I yell COME HERE dogs I got a treat!!!!!
You: I look around anxiously but don't see them yet
You: Can you try again mister?
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I shoot a flare that attracts any dog within 200mi
You: From out of an alley steps the famous DMX he walks into the light of a street lamp and points at you and starts rapping

[youtube]SiRnvitdC7Y[/youtube]

You: You can try but I do fight, just can't seem to do right
Can't run with the big dogs, those jeans are too tight
You: I been doin this for too long, plus dog is too strong
Let you cats, bite me off the map, with a new song
Man you know you wrong, tryin that shit there
Yeah, a nigga went there, all you did was sit there
I've been rappin about 20 years and you 20 years old
You: YOU FOUND HIM! I exclaim excitedly
You: X is back on the block, lookin to go gold
There's a new sheriff in town, just been re-elected
You ain't gotta like it but respect it, nigga check it!
I'ma get it in until the nigga wins with the dividends
cause, we gon' walk the dogs, 'til the bitter end
You like, "Oh it's him again!" I knew that's how you felt
[sniff] Pussy! I knew that's how you smelled
You: I run over and throw myself into his arms
You: He catches me and doesn't break the flow
You: All you cats do is play around, with your speech
Talkin 'bout, what you got, ain't air in the teeth
You can, put on a vest but, I'ma still stop ya
Cause I got a chopper that sound like a helicopter
And niggaz really don't want me to pop the trunk
We gon' either chop or slump when I cock and dump
Whether the Glock or pump, cats ain't ready
You: Half from here to here, lookin like spaghetti
Pull out the machete, hack off the limbs
Bag up the pieces, wipe off the Timbs
Jump in the Benz, five cars deep
4 o'clock in the morning, riders still asleep
Shut shit down whenever we hit town
GIVE A NIGGA PASS! I lay my dick down
You: You can, bring out the best or, bring out the worst
You gon' bring out the worst, we gon' bring out the hearse
Niggaz play poker, I play poke-her
Hit her from ear to ear make her smile like The Joker!
Stranger: Ok do you have skype
Stranger: Or snap chat
Stranger has disconnected.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:36 am #22221

Ok do you have skype

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 3:15 pm #22262

im fuCKING DYING

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 6:57 pm #22419

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 8:59 pm #22434

BIG DICK USA

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:20 pm #22443

iran has the biggest dicks

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:54 pm #22447

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:00 pm #22515

>SA80
>murica

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:22 pm #22519

ColonicAcid wrote:>SA80
>murica

thatsthepoint.jpg

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 7:18 pm #22537

note: hoverhand

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:10 am #22599

>Colonic is an 84% match with fedoralord

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:36 am #22602

DOES THAT MAKE ME BARON FLATCAP

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 10:50 am #22648

>implying that's my picture
I wish i was 84% matched with such a gentleman but alas!

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:15 pm #22673

where to even begin

Rolan7 · Post by **Rolan7** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 4:09 pm #22678

With episode one of course

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:31 am #22771

that fucking mask

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:24 am #22788

Rolan7 wrote:With episode one of course

that was a terrible joke

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:14 pm #22794

miggles wrote:that fucking mask

I guess he got strangled so hard in his gimp sex he turned.... blue

l o l

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:22 pm #22816

LOL CLAUDIO IS THAT PAPRIKA IN YOUR SIGNATURE

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:45 pm #22820

probably it was anonymous but it sure looks like it :^)

Rolan7 · Post by **Rolan7** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 2:49 pm #22822

Kraso wrote: that was a terrible joke

you're a terrible joke
baka

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 5:56 pm #22864

Rolan7 wrote:you're a terrible joke
baka

Rolan7 wrote:baka

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 9:38 pm #22896

why do you post your filthy anime shit errywhere

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 10:24 pm #22908

totally not paprika wrote:you don't even play the game anymore.

this is literally proof that its paprika

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 10:34 am #22979

geilebeer wrote:why do you post your filthy anime shit errywhere

.
listen man do I gotta post more animes to taunt you

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:09 pm #22998

i dare you

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:49 pm #23008

geilebeer wrote:i dare you

come at me faget

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:05 pm #23033

miggles wrote:
totally not paprika wrote:you don't even play the game anymore.
this is literally proof that its paprika

>lol saved xd
feel free to repost it fucking everywhere, but you won't because you realize how much of a #truthbomb it is. You're scared of everyone agreeing with me and telling you to fuck off. Back to your third world country, take your erro circlejerking with you.

not sure if CA without his trip or another erro cum guzzler

this is another level of mad as fuck
just get out already you irrelevant loser

this niggas prose is fuckin elegant.

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 2:12 am #23115

singulo is serious business guys
claudio is the most HATEABLE person in the community
these are the facts
claudio is my waifu

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:03 am #23151

>tfw nobody will ever call me a error cumguzzler IRL.

...
Why live??

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:51 pm #23204

c'mon geile step it the fuck up

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Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:11 pm #23207

yeah you like that, you fuckin assgobbler

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 7:15 pm #23209

#rekt

miggles · Post by **miggles** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:46 pm #23238

i would murder that woman

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Aug 10, 2014 1:16 am #23596

we just out here thuggin

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 2:02 pm #24136

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:54 am #24976

I saw Zoe Quinn at a Five guys burger and fries in Boston yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and trigger her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Typical male oppression”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh??” and Tapping her weird hand chip thing front of my face. I walked away and continued to wait in line, and I heard her recite her tweet out loud as I walked off. When I came to order my stuff I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bags of food in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mam, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When the woman started to scan her credit card she stopped her and told her to do it slowly as scanning it fast was “A form of rape” and then turned around at winked at me. When she tried to tell her how much she owed her, she kept interrupting her by telling her some sob story about being mugged.

Munchlax · Post by **Munchlax** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 8:57 am #24977

isnt zoe quinn some fat bitch who slept with desperate gamejournalists to promote here mediocre game?

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Aug 21, 2014 12:12 pm #24989

time to check your white cis male privileges

rosello · Post by **rosello** » Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:50 pm #25115

>bisexual +10
I know it's a joke picture but pls

Remie Richards · Fri Aug 22, 2014 1:00 pm

Height: Dodger.
Is that Brooke lawson dodger? or the artful dodger, Hehe.