[Saegrimr] Mike "Deus Volt" Pence - I am good people.

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Byond account and character name: Looping - Mike "Turning Fag Degeneracy into Renewable Energy" Pence. I may also be identified by such names as:
Mike "Faggot Fulgurator" Pence
Mike "Follow Christ's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
Mike "If he's your wife, 25 to life" Pence
Mike "Punishment is gas if you like ass" Pence
Mike 'Homoshima and Fagasaki' Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" pence
Mike "Gender Bender into the Blender" Pence
Mike "Blast the Gays with Gamma Rays" Pence
Mike "If you like Gay Power, I'll throw you from a Tower" Pence
Mike "Mentioning Evolution will award you a State-Mandated Electrocution" Pence.
Banning admin: Sootgrimer.
Ban type (What are you banned from?): Permanennt.
Ban reason and length: You must be over 18 to play on these servers, also IC in OOC.
Time ban was placed (including time zone): AEST 7 something idk do i look like a timeman here i can barely read its a cultural thing ok
Your side of the story: im older than 18, also no ic in ooc happened
Why you think you should be unbanned:
Lets get down to it, quite frankly this ban is about as bad as Coffee brewed with water. I've never been so shocked and outraged before in my life, Trump's election was a very, close second but that was, okay because I had my, wife's son here to calm me down by beating me. into submission. But he's moved out, and taken my wife with him, so now it's just me and my antifa posters up, on the wall and lemme tell you, the arts degree is not doing well, so I decided to pretend, to be a racist!!! on my good ole tgstation and boom i get permabanned outta the blue by this naimelovin,mman called sootgrimr ((probly gay so why hate ur fellow brothrs but he looks pretty white and man so u never know with these white men anywey thewres' about two thigns which make up this ban

ic in ooc

being 18

ahelpin a lot

now ic in ooc is cleared easily because im a good lad never broken the rules before in my life except the rules made to be broken but that doesnt count because i can apply a modern movie quote to it
i made my ooc comment well enuff to see it was clearly a joke too see its a joke they dont gotta be funny but they clearly dont ttt tt g mean much
maybe if smuggums wasnt a boy from brazil and thus hitler german dna he'd understand humour as a concept

being 18 is simple all dingoes come out the womb fully groomed for drinkin
smokin
meth
ice
PINGAHS

ahelpin a lot was naught but a savage retaliation to the admin known as dorfman who ignored my case to slander me in deadchat or alternatively i was just slandered by some random guy fuck you random guy if we met in the streets and you engaged in hostile action that warranted self-defence i would throw my pocket sand in your eyes and you'd be all over just like that yit's almost unbelivable

i enjoy playin HEERE from time to timreeeeee so i reckon i should be unpermabanned tbqhgh
i await the response

to prove my worth i will bring to the table two references of steady worth that being
ingrowntoenailgravy and my wife's son tonto

my appeal is being sabotaged do no listen

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i attempted to retrieve aid from supportbus but none would support me bit of an ironic name don tyoU HTINK

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i believe the best way to resolve this case is me and segway go at it one on one behind cheap as chips i bring five of my boys and we just fuckin judo chop the shit outta him

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you may delete my posts but you'll never defeat my racing heart to the beat of a co angle phenomenm

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it appears as though my post has been suicided by the clinton administration but i will expose you all

#australiagate is upon you gday lads

[lntigracy]

Hello I'm ingrowntoenailgravy and I can confirm 1630% that the above man is in fact a man of the ripe age of old man in this year of our Lord 2016 and find the accusation he's not adult to be an insult to Australians everywhere and furthermore believe that this ban is baseless and only applied because the poor sap was so busy allowing his culture to permeate into adminhelps that he didn't stop to realize that the admins are racist against people who speak australian and would ban him immediately even though he was only speaking australian out of anger of an admin shittalking him in deadchat.

You racist bastards.