hey im bored so
InsaneHyena wrote:> Latejoin sec
> Well, it's 10 minutes in
> Walk towards the brig, see gang signs on the way
> "HoS, we need to convert people! Gimme your implants!"
> "Oh, we have gangs? Okay, get them"
> Wait, who is that, standing in the brig
> Is that Bryce Pax
> I need him!
> Pull my taser out, want to taze him
> He throws his shoes at the grille and kills HoS instantly
> AROUND PAX NEVER RELAX
> He dies too.
> Another guy standing in the brig also tries to pull that trick to kill me, but I avoid it, tase him and implant him
> GANG HEAD
> Command nearby borg to strip HoS's pda, give it to me and then close HoS
> I never see HoS again.
> Kill the ganghead, declare myself as deputy HoS.
> Implant a few people and give them full sec access.
> Okay, it's time to implant cargo.
> Get a second box of implants, run to cargo, but there's nobody home.
> No cargo points either.
> What could they waste them all on?
> Gang signs all over cargo
> Autorifle and armor crates in QM's office
> Oh, I see.
> Run out of cargo, slip because slip gas
> Engineer starts dragging me to the maint, while batoning me, he intends to throw me into the engine
> Luckily, HoP sees this and literally pulls me out of space!
> What a hero.
> Oh shit, I've totally lost the implants when I slipped.
> Can't order new ones because of gun/gang cargo
> Run to the brig, time to change my strategy to "kill"
> Some ligger officer joined, called Eats-the-Food
> Whatever.
> I wonder what's taking so long with cloning HoS?
> Wait, there's an intruder at the brig.
> He's a lizard. A lizard QM wearing a lawyer PDA.
> Where did he get it from
> Oh, it all makes sense now!
> Tase him, cuff him, drag him to cargo
> He loudly calls for help for his buddies all the way there and cries that it was JUST A PRANK, BRO
> Yeah, gang signs and gun crates in your department were just a prank, sure
> Okay, what do I do now, I can't exactly implant him - I don't have anything. Do I execute him?
> Ligger QM, Defends-the-Syndicate, continues crying for help to passerbies
> Threaten to kill him, if he doesn't stop
> He does it one more time.
> Pull out a baton and start beating him
> Suddenly, ligger officer jumps out of the maint to cargo
> He ensures me that QM dindu nuffin, pulls him out of my grip and tries to uncuff him
> Wait, Defens-the-Syndicate never actually yelled out his whereabouts. How did Eats-the-Food KNOW where to find us?
> Pretty random for him to do just bump into us randomly...
> HG was absent for too fucking long, lizard metagangs have returned
> Tase the ligger, finish beating the other ligger to death
> Tell the officer that I'm HoS, and those are gangs, he won't-
> He will, he pumps his shotgun and starts shooting me
> They're totally not metabuddies at all.
> Okay, I'm getting really mad.
> Adminhelp this shit
> While I'm chatting with admins, and they're sorting this situation out, Smells with a shotgun (hmmm, I wonder where he could have got it from) appears and shoots us both dead.
> AROUND SMELLS WATCH YOURSELVES
> Nothing conclusive comes out of the chat with admins. At least, if it did, I wasn't told about it.
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck lizards. "Mad" doesn't even BEGIN to describe it.
i'll explain this
i was following a gang who i saw spraying a wall in maint around, but i lost him, so i left maint via cargo. first thing i see is you beating a poor little QM lizard to death (who i dont metafriend mind you). i asked you why, you didnt even respond and start beating him to death (and he wasnt even a gang or antag at all) - i quickly went into my backpack for a taser to stop you, but i had nothing, so i shot my shotgun (which i thought had rubber bullets) to stop you, heal you and talk to you to stop killing innocents with no actual evidence. also, you were killing him because he ordered armor and a few guns he couldnt even unlock?
simple
