Nice tune, real easy

peoplearestrange · Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:20 pm

Bottom post of the previous page:

Why is there so much bullshit drama in this community? Is it because there are a lot of young players? Is it because of boredum with nothing better to do? Is it because its a niche game that people want to feel special in and then don't because of whatever reason? What the hell makes this place a constant toxic drama pool?

Has it always been like this? If not what changed?

Can it stop? I mean its interesting to try and understand it, but surely it gets boring for those involved?

EDIT: I realised I didn't fill the criteria of shitposting so here: Maybe its just we're all a bunch of rejects trying to proove to each other that we're not rejects and can't deal with actually having reality pointed out.
Fuckin' looooooooooooooooooooooooooooosers n such.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:30 pm #140367

I've learned that drama is unavoidable everywhere you go in any community. Someone will always try to cause it no matter what.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 2:51 pm #140371

the best way to counter the drama is with GIF shitposts

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:23 pm #140422

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:25 pm #140424

The people who are not shit generally get jaded and stop playing after a time

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 7:26 pm #140426

Wyzack wrote:The people who are not shit generally get jaded and stop playing after a time

wowzies what a coincidence!!!!!!

Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:24 am

peoplearestrange wrote:Why is there so much bullshit drama in this community? Is it because there are a lot of young players? Is it because of boredum with nothing better to do? Is it because its a niche game that people want to feel special in and then don't because of whatever reason? What the hell makes this place a constant toxic drama pool?

Has it always been like this? If not what changed?

Can it stop? I mean its interesting to try and understand it, but surely it gets boring for those involved?

EDIT: I realised I didn't fill the criteria of shitposting so here: Maybe its just we're all a bunch of rejects trying to proove to each other that we're not rejects and can't deal with actually having reality pointed out.
Fuckin' looooooooooooooooooooooooooooosers n such.

i dont know if this is a bad post because its not really a shitpost or if its the ultimate shitpost because its a bad post for not being a shitpost

also obligatory meme image post, here is the massive meme man himself

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:15 pm #141086

the only good shitpost is a shitpost that can't be perceived as a shitpost at first glance

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:05 pm #142418

sign me up here we go
autism two point O
clock clock crew and it's mothafucken real yo
yippin hard yippin fast smoke that weed make it last
motherfuckers ragin I keep it blazin
dakimakura on my dick shit is sick
and if you talk trash about my waifu you get hit
cause we got the dank memes bro
keepin it real yo
comin at you hard like a bad dragon dildo

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:12 pm #143240

[youtube]Mp_PHSAEDes[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:54 pm

wedding.PNG

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 16, 2016 8:28 pm #147016

I kinda want to lizardpost now.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Mon Jan 18, 2016 4:47 pm #147285

ive learnt basic hangul HELP ME
하지만 난 여전히 당신을 싫어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:27 pm #147698

ColonicAcid wrote:ive learnt basic hangul HELP ME
하지만 난 여전히 당신을 싫어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Spoiler:

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:49 am #147725

ColonicAcid · Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:56 am

nsos wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:ive learnt basic hangul HELP ME
하지만 난 여전히 당신을 싫어 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Spoiler:
ssibal

dwaeji gae

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jan 22, 2016 5:50 pm #148119

つくりましょう、つくりましょう、さてさて何ができるかな。はい、できました。

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Jan 22, 2016 6:22 pm #148126

Kraso wrote:つくりましょう、つくりましょう、さてさて何ができるかな。はい、できました。

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jan 22, 2016 7:48 pm #148141

its funny, to learn the vowels and consonants the best thing is to associate sentences to them

ㅂ is b/p
so now its the BP oil spill because it kinda looks like a boat.

ㅌ is t
so now its Exactly like a T

ㅇ is ng
so fuckiNG circle.

btw japanese is a fucking abomination of a language ew

Fri Jan 22, 2016 11:43 pm

ColonicAcid wrote:its funny, to learn the vowels and consonants the best thing is to associate sentences to them

ㅂ is b/p
so now its the BP oil spill because it kinda looks like a boat.

ㅌ is t
so now its Exactly like a T

ㅇ is ng
so fuckiNG circle.

btw japanese is a fucking abomination of a language ew

>speaking a language
>not being illiterate
>not just being extremely lucky and randomly mashing keys on your keyboard in such a way that you're coherent

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:14 am #148211

Ricotez wrote:
Kraso wrote:つくりましょう、つくりましょう、さてさて何ができるかな。はい、できました。

私はあなたがお尻にそれを好む知っています。

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:14 am #148219

Kraso wrote:
Ricotez wrote:
Kraso wrote:つくりましょう、つくりましょう、さてさて何ができるかな。はい、できました。

私はあなたがお尻にそれを好む知っています。

馬鹿外人。

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Jan 24, 2016 12:27 pm #148575

Ricotez wrote:
Kraso wrote:
Ricotez wrote:
Kraso wrote:つくりましょう、つくりましょう、さてさて何ができるかな。はい、できました。

私はあなたがお尻にそれを好む知っています。
馬鹿外人。

私は同性愛者です

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sun Jan 24, 2016 6:41 pm #148612

ssang bieup ssang siot you fucking eolgan-i

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Tue Jan 26, 2016 2:50 am #149001

結腸さんは私は彼が戦争クラフトのリーグをプレイしている間、彼の愚かなプエルトリコ人の顔の上に脂肪ナットをバストたくなります

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:52 pm #150126

i have no fucking WORDS

from in on now i will only communicate in interpretative dance

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 9:04 pm #150138

I never played any battlefield, and didn't play 3, either.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 02, 2016 4:48 pm

[youtube]eCiFO7qV54E[/youtube]

Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:30 pm

EndgamerAzari wrote:[youtube]eCiFO7qV54E[/youtube]

now this is vaporwave

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Feb 09, 2016 9:30 pm #153041

This is the future you fucks chose.
[youtube]ql7uY36-LwA[/youtube]

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 9:43 pm #154363

weres my aniki you fucks

what did you done to him

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Mar 06, 2016 3:38 pm #159545

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sun Mar 13, 2016 6:17 am #161396

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:35 am #195025

It's time to revive this.

NSFW:

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:29 am #206962

[youtube]ACfWOVnpze8[/youtube]

Now that's a shitpost in musical form.

Mon Aug 29, 2016 2:38 am

you know it never occurred to me but this is essentially the cuck shed's grandpappy

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 11:04 am #207036

Exactolutely.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Aug 29, 2016 1:42 pm #207049

The what now.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Tue Aug 30, 2016 4:01 pm #207381

[youtube]gO_KxGlY62g[/youtube]

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:19 am #207516

it shall not and can not be contained

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 1:38 am #207520

why do we still need this thread when we have an entire subforum for shitposts

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:08 am #207531

Hey buddy, you can't get away with suppressing the old ways of shitposting without going through ME first.

Besides, NTRE is a tradition, if you take it away only degeneracy remains.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:25 am #207538

WARNING: THIS IS SMUT! IT IS ADULT RATED! DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE READING THIS!

Based off characters from the game Space Station 13.

Azza Nazkiin (Female Tajaran, Cinnamon fur)

Kahal Nazkiin (Male Tajaran, Ivory fur)

Whenever you see in, replace it with your name. So, if it says "in made a bowl of soup", and your name was John Doe, it would become "John Doe made a bowl of soup" or "John made a bowl of soup" or even "Doe made a bowl of soup"

(Author's note: HNGH)

One shift on the NSS Exodus, Azza Nazkiin was walking through the hall, on her way to the Security department after breaking up a fist-fight in the bar. She was hit on her snout, on the right breast, her stomach, and kicked in the right leg. She had a slight limp from the pain. Then, she hears something in the maintenance tunnels by the Dorms and Cryogenic Freezers. She goes in to take a look.

Kahal Nazkiin was in the maintenance tunnels with you, fixing a broken window. in put the final pane of glass on the grille, sealing the tunnel, while Kahal began filling the tunnel with air. When the tunnel finished filling, Kahal said, "Kahal has a secrrret. Would you like to hear it?" You replied "Why not?"

Kahal explained that he does not wear anything under his voidsuit because of the heat. He proved it to you by taking off the suit. Then, Kahal asked for one of your secrets as well, since he shared one of his. You told him that you also don't wear anything under your suit because it is uncomfortable, as the suit adjusts a bit too much for your comfort. Kahal wanted you to prove it, so you removed the suit. Then, Kahal leaned over and kissed you.

Azza walked into the tunnel, the sounds getting louder. It sounds like moaning. She follows the tunnel, until she sees two naked crew members, kissing. She doesn't think they saw her yet, so she hid around a corner, and began thinking of what she should do. "Hey! Azza? Is that you?" one of them asked. She replies, "Yes, it is herrr." They told her to come on over. She does so, and can see them completely. She recognizes Kahal due to a miscommunication, and someone calling her Kahal Nazkiin instead of Azza Nazkiin. She asks Kahal what the two are doing. Kahal explains that they were sharing secrets. She asks what the secrets were that were shared. Kahal replies, "Neitherrr of us wearr clothes under voidsuits, but due to differrrrent rrreasons. Now that you know, you must tell us a secrrrret." Azza tells them that she has a different colour fur around her breasts and vagina, something rare for her clan of Tajaran. "Herrre, Azza can prove it," she says, and takes off her jumpsuit. It was true, instead of her regular cinnamon coloured fur around her breasts and vagina, there was cream coloured fur.

Kahal looks at Azza's naked body, eyeing the cream fur around her vagina. After a second, as she goes to put her jumpsuit back on, he pulls her into an embrace, grabbing you as well. Then, he starts to lightly finger her vagina, and you suck her nipples. You didn't think it possible, but her fur tastes a bit like cinnamon as well. "Kahal?! in?! What are you doing?" Azza says in between gasps. This only makes Kahal begin fingering her faster and faster, as he explains that you all will have sex.

END OF CHAPTER ONE

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 3:04 am #207540

Ricotez wrote:why do we still need this thread when we have an entire subforum for shitposts

some men just want to watch the world shit

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:47 am #207623

I'm the trashman.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:17 pm #208025

I'm taking this thread just you wait and see

peoplearestrange · Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:19 am

*Draws a rune on the floor in crayon, PAS begins chanting*
"QUIK TROOLS, MOV T'READ, GO"
*the lights flicker, one lamp blows in a shower of glass and sparks*
*The thread begins to shudder and drags is aching, pulsating and festering body from one realm into the next*
*It falls over in a heap in the NTR world, becoming one with the walls and floor and a mass of horror*
"It is done..."

Fri Sep 02, 2016 2:38 am

pin this so it doesnt get deleted

Screemonster · Fri Sep 02, 2016 6:10 am

W E W
W E
W
W G
W G W

peoplearestrange · Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:35 pm

PKPenguin321 wrote:pin this so it doesnt get deleted

This shinning thread of shit is now tacked to the board like a stable through a dead fly.

TheColdTurtle · Fri Sep 02, 2016 12:42 pm

He did it the absolute madman