Giant chickens

[Whoisthere]

Chemistry can produce chicken steroids that when sprayed onto a chicken, make it grow to human size.
Since chickens are pretty much tiny t-rexes, giant chickens will attack everything that moves except for other giant chickens.
Stats should be similar to megacarps because chickens are fucking brutal.

[MrEousTranger]

Dude fuck chickens they keep biting my hands when I try feeding them

[DemonFiren]

We need giant watermelons to go with those.

[InsaneHyena]

> Demonfiren wants giant watermelons
I'm trying to hold back laughter. Trying and failing.

[DemonFiren]

I am a well-versed memeologist, mon ami.

[Reece]

Make feeding unstable mutagen to animals make them mutate like plants, cows can become minotaurs, or mushroom cows. Chickens can become Chickenosaurus rex's, or turn into Cockrels (alt name: dickbirds) Ian can become a wolf that eats people to get more health, or become a poodle that follows the mime all day, the cat becomes a sabre tooth, or becomes a boring old cat girl. Monkeys become King kongs, or become cavemen. Feeding mutagen to carp turns them into Garydos.

[Screemonster]

the cat should do nothing when unobserved and then have a 50% chance of dying when someone walks into view

[Reece]

Implying that the people who play this game will get the joke.

[MrEousTranger]

Schrodinger's cat you cuckasaurus reks

EDIT:
Why doesn't Schrodinger just cut a hole in the box to get the cat out instead of opening it


Dick

[NikNakFlak]

shit idea tbh, your shitposts are getting lamer and lamer