Jackie Chan Bundle

[Whoisthere]

A traitor bundle that grants you the following:

Jackie Fu scroll:
- your punches now deal 25 stamina instead of brute
- any object you throw knocks people down for a brief second
- any melee weapon you wield deals stamina instead of brute
- you are immune to tabling, carp, krav maga, disarm intent
- you don't have to climb tables, you can just run onto them
- you dodge all projectiles if your hands are empty
- cuff break out/unbuckling is faster
- you catch whatever is thrown at you if you have at least one empty hand, dodge it otherwise
- cant into guns

Ladder:
- can only be carried in hands/pulled, when wielded becomes a weapon that has a 50% chance to disarm, 35% chance to knock down, and 15% chance to knock out. This happens to EVERYONE around you with every swing, but you can't dodge/deflect projectiles when the ladder is wielded.

Jackie Chan wig:
- for style, you also spout Jackie quotes randomly when wearing the wig, you can choose accent or no accent.

Space Hong Kong Special Police Squad badge:
- prevents you from having a wanted level & makes Beepsky ignore you when worn on clothing.

Also if you land a killing blow on anyone you lose Jackie powers but you can use a police badge to regain them but then the badge turns into ash and you get messages saying you're depressed due to taking a life and you need to have alcohol in your system or you start taking suffocation damage.

[Reece]

"Jackie chan has broken into the caps office."
I DON'T WAN' NO TROUBLE!

[Lumbermancer]

The bundle should include offshore account at Waffle Co. , where you can store your TC's for later use.

[Whoisthere]

What are you implying