Gateway - River Dinner

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 8:33 pm #191674

Caleb Robinson: Detective.

Light a smoke from the pack in my noir suit, track down a bottle of whiskey and some spare revolver ammunition for the trip

MrEousTranger · Thu Jun 30, 2016 9:30 pm

Eous Tranger - Bar Tender

Leave whiskey out on table, I had a gut feeling..
Request lethals from security.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:18 am #191798

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
clown

pray to the gods for the american eagle man costume and put it on and unfurl my wings. Put on electrical gloves and toolbelt full of tools and a cable coil. put welding tool in my pocket and drag a welding tank towards the gateway. At the gateway next to the welding tank bum a cigarette from Caleb and light it dangerously with a welder over the welding tank

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 7:33 am #192058

Fiona Unk
Cargo tech
I order supermatter, remove all the wooden flooring from library to make a raft or somesuch, and I guess break into EVA for a space suit that can function as a diving suit in a pinch perhaps?

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:35 pm

Space Caveman
Assistant

Skulking around in maintenance hunting for mammoths, Space Caveman hears the Chieftan's call to action. There, he might have better luck hunting many mammoth for the Nanotrasen Tribe. He sets off in search of tools to craft himself a spear, and a hatchet to stuff in his backpack.

MrEousTranger · Sat Jul 02, 2016 6:55 pm

Eous Tranger - bartender

1. I equip an internals mask just out of habit
2. and CAREFULLY unload my non-lethals and CAREFULLY load my new shells because Second Amendment.

(the shell boxes contain 8 each REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Jul 03, 2016 11:51 am

Space caveman
assistant

Space Caveman addresses the plant gatherer. "Unga bunga, great cave bear. Berry picker, nerd hatchet, fight many mammoth. Long cave dark, not know where am. You help?"

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:20 pm #192390

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
clown
run around the hallways squeaking bloody murder looking for Caleb Robinson and an emergency oxygen tank out of my backpack

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:43 pm #192411

Aubrie Allen, Scientist.

Fill a couple emergency O2 tanks with BZ gas from Xenobiology.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Jul 03, 2016 4:55 pm #192414

Caleb Robinson, Detective

Sip my drink while musing and smoking in the bar, then saunter over to the gateway and see who else is lined up for the mission. Also radio the warden and ask if he has a metabe revolver in contraband and if he would consider parting with it

churchgrimm · Post by **churchgrimm** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:21 am #192815

Larry Burger
assistant

Take a long sip from my hip flask.

MrEousTranger · Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:47 am

Eous Tranger - bartender

I realize what a shitty idea it was to join an RP
when I'm not visiting the website frequently

1. I strangle Pun-Pun to death for staring at me (everyone looks on in horror)
2. I then say "Suicide is man's way of telling God, You can't fire me - I quit.", Then stick the barrel of my shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger.

TheColdTurtle · Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:08 am

Isaac Young
Roboticist

I build some cyborg reboot modules to bring with me to repair some borgs, and I also grab another welder and cable coil to fix up any borgs

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 10:53 am #192960

not loaded my ass : ^ )

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
clown

pray to the honkmother for a divine honktribution for my sufferings

Raven776 · Post by **Raven776** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:14 am #192964

Juniper Breeze
Assistant
Immediately run through the gateway because I didn't roll antag.

TheColdTurtle · Tue Jul 05, 2016 4:54 pm

Isaac Young
Roboticist

I start to build durand parts, and construct the durand when all the parts are done. If that works I build a taser and pulse laser for the mech.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Jul 05, 2016 5:11 pm #193086

Caleb Robinson: Detective

Go back to where the poor clown is bleeding out. Clowns are a valuable asset, an unpredictable X factor. One can swing certain defeat into a resounding victory in the name of a few cheap honks. Inject him with the medipen from my internals box and call a doctor to say that explody seems to have exploded again

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Jul 05, 2016 11:45 pm

Space Caveman: Assistant, mighty hnter.

Space Caveman tries to assess the berrypicker's trustworthiness. He decides that if the berry picker tries to doublecross him, he could always bunga bunga his skull with his rod. Plus, he might find a wire on his quest for yellow gloves. "Bunga, I get yellow mittens so you can slay thunder-snakes and open cave." Space Caveman inhales a deep breathe of musty maintenance air, trying to catch a whiff of yellow before he skulks off in search of insulated gloves, his hunter's insticts guiding him.

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:26 pm

Grandmaster Griff - Chaplain

I awaken from my slumber, as the call of The Griffon In The Sky encroaches from the gateway. I equip my blessed templar armor from my locker, including the helmet. I also turn my anti-fun null rod into a fine, respectable weapon. In this case, turn it into a God Hand, so I can fist those who attempt to have a good time.

In addition, grab some candles and call all silicons to the Chapel as I hold a funeral for the Engineering Borg. I say some kind words on its behalf, and commend its mechanical soul to The Griffon In The Sky.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 7:24 am #193638

CosmicScientist wrote:
Whoisthere wrote:Fiona Unk
Cargo tech
I order supermatter, remove all the wooden flooring from library to make a raft or somesuch, and I guess break into EVA for a space suit that can function as a diving suit in a pinch perhaps?
15
The QM doesn't bat an eyelid at the order for a supermatter shard and when the crate arrives in cargo, no-one cracks it open after seeing your name on the delivery paper. Although you feel like you shouldn't leave it alone for too long.

4
You grab a crowbar from the autolathe and head to the library. About halfway through tearing up the floor, you look at the text log:
You forcefully pry off the planks, destroying them in the process.
You forcefully pry off the planks, destroying them in the process.
You forcefully pry off the planks, destroying them in the process.
Grabbing a screwdriver you manage to save 32 tiles worth of wood; 8 planks. As you leave the librarian can be seen outside the window, staring at you.

19
You look left, the right, then you smash open EVA's foyer window and grill! You get through the second set of reinforced windows before you're about to smash the grill and quickly remember the Bryce Pax incident. You back up four tiles and chuck your kit at the grill until it breaks. Stepping in, you leave your crowbar and screwdriver behind and grab a spacesuit.

As you step out of EVA's new entrance, the Warden walks by and takes an interest...

I tell warden that:

I am preparing for that awful water planet the sodomite captain decided to send us all on

then come closer and whisper that

it's in fact not a water planet it's a vacuum planet made from vacuum and the warden would do well to get a space suit too if he is going

and then tell him that:

if the space suit won't stand the pressure of water what will save us once the liquid inevitably starts pouring through the gateway? Trust between crew, it's the only thing that holds this place together, it's what made NT great, it's the only way we can beat the Syndicate and the pressures of space lyf, WITH TRUST AND TOGETHERNESS.

Anyway assuming the warden lets me go I got stuff to do, I gotta get that supermatter crate and put it in another crate or maybe put sticky notes on every inscription that says "supermatter" on the crate or hell better yet just repaint the whole crate to gray with spray cans and write EMPTY RAISIN BAGS FOR RECYCLING on it.

Assuming he doesn't let me go I comply with whatever he wants for me assuming he's not behaving changeling-like. If he's changeling-like, I resignedly ask him to be gentle with his proboscis.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 10:58 am #193658

((whats a warden doing wandering around near EVA anyway??))

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Jul 07, 2016 3:31 pm #193707

Wanking.

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Jul 07, 2016 8:26 pm

TheWiznard wrote:((whats a warden doing wandering around near EVA anyway??))

((he and the Hoss aren't allowed through the gateway, meaning the rest of sec just turned into loot pinatas on the other side so he and the boss have to hit the streets (corridors) looking for crime (innocents to harasss.)))

churchgrimm · Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:33 pm

Larry Burger
Assistant

Put a fork up the clown's anus, and then yell over the radio "IT'S A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, SEC!"

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:32 pm

Space caveman equips his metal rod. It may not yet have a head attached, but its still a sturdy chunk of steel. With a quick prayer to the great cave bear spirit for a good hunt, he leaps into action and attempts to bludgeon the closet into submission!

churchgrimm · Post by **churchgrimm** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 4:00 pm #194003

Larry Burger
Assistant

Charge at the detective and stab his eyes while screaming "FUCK YOU SNAIL!"

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 4:26 pm #194008

Caleb Robinson: Detective

Calmly tell the assistant he has one chance to get the fuck out of my face. Then bring out the baton and mash his face into raw hamburger if he does not comply

churchgrimm · Post by **churchgrimm** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 4:36 pm #194011

Larry Burger
Assistant

Kick Caleb in the groin and stab his mouth while screaming "THE LIZARDS DID THE MOON CRISIS!"

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:40 pm #194027

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
clown

As I'm getting up I throw my pda in front of Larry Burger. Spray Larry Burger in the eyes with the squirting flower in my backpack and exclaim "Caleb! comrade, who needs the honkmother when I have you, that dumb bitch never did me any good anyway! You are my god now." Pray to my new god Caleb Robinson to offer him my soul in exchange for some of his godly power.

PlaugeWalker · Fri Jul 08, 2016 7:38 pm

Nitrogen XIII
Station Engineer
Sit in silence trying to drink soda,

TheColdTurtle · Sat Jul 09, 2016 6:48 am

Isaac young, Roboticist

I bug rnd for an advance energy gun.

If I get the gun I get the spare pins that the rd has or get them from cargo, since they probably bought 30

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Jul 12, 2016 11:22 pm

((did cosmicscientist died)

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 2:15 am #195150

pls dont be rip cosmic, the thread was just getting interesting

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Jul 13, 2016 6:24 am #195198

tg games are cursed to fail meme

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 3:35 am #195397

Caleb Robinson: Detective

Must not show weakness to the greys, their kind can smell fear and weakness. Bust up the mad assistant in retribution for the demise of my designer sunglasses. One or two shattered limbs should do it

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:06 am #195413

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
clown

I offer my assistance to my god in whatever he attempts to do

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:43 am

Space Caveman howls in delight as he harvests the natural splendor of the maintenance cave. He uses his metal rod, cable coil, and sheet of glass to craft a spear, storing the extra shards and cable lengths in his pack, and snatches the yellow thunder hands to give to the shifty berrypicker.

TheColdTurtle · Thu Jul 14, 2016 4:00 pm

Isaac Young
Roboticist

I cue up some borg parts in the machine.

I then jump into the gateway with my energy gun drawn

PlaugeWalker · Thu Jul 14, 2016 5:57 pm

Nitrogen XIII

Make an IED, and throw it at the clown

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Jul 14, 2016 10:51 pm #195661

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
clown

Use my newfound noir powers to punch the IED away from me and back towards the plasmeme Nitrogen XIII

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 8:10 am #195861

CosmicScientist wrote: [Common] Captain Glare Eye says, "You have two minutes before I send around security to pick you all up and take you to the gateway, in 'cuffs."

I move to the gateway, space suit and supermatter crate in tow.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri Jul 15, 2016 9:00 pm #196088

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
CLOWN

If I successfully knock the IED away I run towards the gateway

churchgrimm · Sat Jul 16, 2016 10:22 pm

Larry Burger
Assistant

Throw salt into the Detective's eyes and stab his stomach with a fork.

churchgrimm · Post by **churchgrimm** » Wed Jul 20, 2016 5:49 am #197083

Larry Burger
Assistant

Scream at the top of my lungs to The Griffon in hopes to become a dark haired, red eyed, monster.

calzilla1 · Post by **calzilla1** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:01 pm #197347

Dun Daily
Scientist
Quickly get slimes off of people and back in their cages. Befriend the slimes. Try to make light pink and gold slimes

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu Jul 21, 2016 5:33 pm #197396

EXPLODEY THE CLOWN
clown

ooc in ic and call the admin a cuck over the radio for breaking the server causing nothing to happen for a record breaking week and a half