We managed to get 6 people to play together and became the ultimate meme team. We started with 6 reinhardts and then moved on to Repears (which also failed) and finally we did six Junkrats. One of the teams we played against decided to meme us back and they came at us with six Meis, but out Junkrats prevailed! We tried to do Six D'vas and six tracers but we got fucked. Six man teams are hard. Meme team dream team though. The picture quality is bad because I turned settings way the fuck down. My computer can't handle much when I run a lot of programs and overwatch at the same time.
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
honestly the 200 damage pharah direct hits when buffed by mercy is too great to not be an intentional design decision by blizzard so i dont feel bad doing it
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
1) Be Mercy
2) Find Pharah
3) Fly around behind her buffing her damage while she doesn't notice, is retarded, fires a rocket too close to herself and commits suicide
I prefer playing mercy in that situation, mercy on defense is the only one I can handle though. On attack/koth I have to play lucio because my team is usually shit and I have to heal everyone at once, while on defense there's usually a roadhog/soldier that can take care of themselves while I focus on damage buffing the bastion and stuff. Bastion really fucking sucks now though, you can't outheal damage on him and since he's stationary he almost always eats 3 pharah rockets and dies because she's pop-shooting them. I try to tank at least 1 rocket since mercy has such an insane hidden health regen passive (most people don't know this) but healing bastions versus a pharah or hanzo is just a bad experience.
I can't believe people bitched he was still OP despite him being so fucking weak now. He doesn't even have a shield or anything, jesus.
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
If he's supported by his team and has good map knowledge/good placement he can be a real fucking pain in the ass to deal with. I understand people's frustrations with him.
Countering a bastion isn't simply 1v1'ing him with a better character. A good bastion player plunks themselves down in a pocket and the rest of the team knows he's there and frequently stops by to heal him up. He really is a fucking player controlled turret.
So to push him out you have to get through everyone else supporting him and then you still have to hope he hasn't relocated and you will get the opportunity to freely fight with him.
In a vacuum, on paper, he isn't anything super special.
In contemporary play he's really strong.
By himself he's not a big deal. His powerlevel catapults by a larger margin than anyone else's when he gets a mercy or a reinhardt to hang out and play pattycake with him.
Skorvold wrote:People just do not know what to do if you get on that moving platform on that one map.
Volskaya.
Lmao, I do this all the time, I literally can't understand why it's so functional. Most times I wreck shit and then they'll get smart enough to take me out, but then I just go back and it's the same process, if they don't specifically focus on me, they just get toasted.
Yeah it's pretty ridiculous. Driveby in turret mode shitting on everyone, then repair yourself on the ride back until you come around and do it all over again.
We really need to setup a set party for this shit. Not that anyone I've played with is bad but communicating shit in a set party of six is so fucking clutch. Please tell me someone is fucking recruiting here and has an open spot.
EDIT: Never really played as Junkrat before. Gave him a few rounds. Holy fuckin' hell boys he's real good.
Juking around on foot dishing out that splash damage and throwing your traps directly at fuckers is real good.
He also counters stationary characters extremely well.
There is a reason no one seriously is worried about Bastion at Blizzard, too many characters hard counter him. Your mercy heals and buffs don't mean shit if you die in 2 seconds because Junkrat combo'ed his mine and grenade on you, Tracer set you up the bomb, Pharah earns play of the game, or RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU.
While he is strong when these characters aren't set up to take him down, Bastion single handedly makes your defense brittle because you have to dedicate half your team or more to keeping him alive, generally Reinhardt and Mercy so he can damage boost and not die to regular gunfire. Once these ults or even just regular combos go off Bastion has no chance to survive if he is deployed, meaning most of your defense power is gone and you just lost an objective, despite seemingly being unstoppable, because you are hard countered by most ultimates. Its like a diamond, you ain't gunna scratch that shit but you smack it with a hammer once and it falls to pieces.
Bastion is really popular on payload segments, especially attack, because of this. The stakes are generally lower if you get shattered, and because you see more flanking and maneuvering on payload modes and that allows Bastion to be more of a solo star. And on top of that the defenders don't need to be as cohesive and strong to stop cart movement, a lone player can stop the cart for a big chunk of time by just being evasive near it, where as point control is nearly impossible to do solo, so Reaper can just dive in and ghost up in order to buy his buds time to respawn.
Torb is similar, he is much stronger than the average character with his turret, but if his turret breaks he becomes somewhat weaker, but because he is mobile and is not forced to respawn to get all his power back his ability to recover from a Junkrat or Reaper flank taking out his turret means he is probably just better.
An0n3 wrote:
EDIT: Never really played as Junkrat before. Gave him a few rounds. Holy fuckin' hell boys he's real good.
Juking around on foot dishing out that splash damage and throwing your traps directly at fuckers is real good.
Mah Boooiiii. There's a reason I consider him my "I'mma be a Shitlord today." hero. I don't actually even bother too much with setting traps unless the enemy is dumb. Or I think I can get some idiot trapped out in the open. I actually spend more time using concussion mine for Mobility or just airbursting in the middle of a group than trying to be a sneaky trap bastard.
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Played against five Winstons and a Lucio. They absolutely shit all over us the first round. I swapped to Junkrat and shit all over them in return every round after that.
Feels real fuckin' good, man.
When it comes to traps setting them is fine but you can agressively just fucking hurl a beartrap directly at someone in the middle of a fight no problemo. Like if anyone gets too close to you thinking you don't have point-blank options clap that shit over their dumb face and blow them up.
An0n3 wrote:
EDIT: Never really played as Junkrat before. Gave him a few rounds. Holy fuckin' hell boys he's real good.
Juking around on foot dishing out that splash damage and throwing your traps directly at fuckers is real good.
Mah Boooiiii. There's a reason I consider him my "I'mma be a Shitlord today." hero. I don't actually even bother too much with setting traps unless the enemy is dumb. Or I think I can get some idiot trapped out in the open. I actually spend more time using concussion mine for Mobility or just airbursting in the middle of a group than trying to be a sneaky trap bastard.
I love shooting grenades at em and then running out of the ammo and using the mine to finish guys off when they are at a sliver of health and think they can kill me lol. junkrat is really fun
I've been surprised by how the decent skins in this game are usually pretty cheap for some heroes since they aren't their legendaries
For example:
Jailbird junkrat
Nuit widowmaker (that black skinsuit holy shit)
Auditiva lucio
Bundeswehr reinhardt (if you like his edgy axe skins you suck)
Harmonious zenyatta (that crash test dummy look rules ok)
Arguably pigpen roadhog (I like his legendaries but this one looks fuckin awesome)
Dragon hanzo
Carbon fiber genji
Carbon fiber d. va (that cute black hair recolor oh my gosh)
Omnic crisis bastion (tho his origins skin is awesome)
If you don't want to be generic as fuck and wear legendaries these skins are fuckin sweet looking without having to spend the 1000 credits which is what I suggest doing since everyone will be wearing those anyway
Oldman Robustin wrote:It's an established meme that coders don't play this game.
I was in a 5 man genji team, shit was so cash. We only lost towards the end because we had a healer that didnt want to genji up. Did enjoy the speed boost though.
To be robust is not about combat prowess, it is the state of readiness for the situation at hand.
Your daily reminder that that ass is a brain washed murderer with the body temperature of a wet sock.
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours
Never forget the corruption of these halls
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy
OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends
OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY
An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.
nothin' gives me a bigger gameboner than bullying the shit out of crappy bastion players who i imagine are screaming at their computer that someone knows how to counter them Turning Into a Turrent In The Middle of the Open
especially when i bully them with reinhardt, waddle up with my shield and charge them into a wall. they get sad.
oh, also, when you're winning on attack and half the enemy team goes bastion on the last point in a blind panic and you blap them all coming out of spawn.
So we doing a overwatch party some time? I main genji and hanzo but I also play Mc cree, D va and tracer.
By god I just want to fug tracer and just leave my dick right on her face. Also do you know blizzard is trying to forcefully take down any overwatch hentai they spot.
To be robust is not about combat prowess, it is the state of readiness for the situation at hand.
srifenbyxp wrote:blizzard is trying to forcefully take down any overwatch hentai they spot.
while they're at it they could also try to drink the ocean dry, or douse the sun
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
I try playing as Tracer and do awfully. It seems like I need to empty my guns into someone 2-3 times before they actually die, which seems really silly.
An0n3 wrote:I try playing as Tracer and do awfully. It seems like I need to empty my guns into someone 2-3 times before they actually die, which seems really silly.
get behind them and close, aim for the head, if they're still alive melee and blink past them while reloading.
I like playing as Zarya but she does feel a bit limited in her abilities, the range on her railgun is huge though
favs are still D.Va and Lucio though, because they are both able to reach snipers (takes a little practice with Lucio) and knock people into pits (though with D.Va I more often boost myself into a pit than other people)
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
Spoiler:
#coderbus wrote:<MrPerson> How many coders does it take to make a lightbulb? Three, one to make it, one to pull the pull request, and one to fix the bugs
Kor wrote:The lifeweb playerbase is primarily old server 2 players so technically its our cancer that invaded them
peoplearestrange wrote:Scared of shadows whispers in their final breath, "/tg/station... goes on the tabl..."
DemonFiren wrote:Please, an Engineer's first response to a problem is "throw it into the singulo".
tedward1337 wrote:Donald Trump is literally what /pol/ would look like as a person
CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:why does everything on this server have to be a federal fucking issue.
Saegrimr wrote:One guy was running around popping hand tele portals down in the halls before OPs even showed up and got several stranded out on lavaland.
The HoP just toolboxes someone to death out of nowhere, then gets speared by a chemist who saw him murder a guy, then the chemist gets beaten to death because someone else saw him kill the HoP.
Tele-man somehow dies and gets its looted by an atmos tech who managed to use it to send two nuke ops to lavaland, who were then surrounded by several very angry people from earlier and some extra golems on top of it.
Captain dies, gets cloned/revived, lasers the guy holding the disk into crit to take it back.
Some idiot tries to welderbomb the AI hiding out at mining for no discernible reason.
Two permabans and a dayban, i'm expecting a snarky appeal from one of them soon. What the fuck.
Dva and anything big is meat for snipers, with tracers unless your face to face with a back attack just chip away with burst fire. With genji or tracer on attack for a control point during escort or anything I run right by the defenders and do a small jig in the area to lure people towards me, then I jaunt away. Less people at the front gate the better success rate depending that my teammates arent total fucking retards.
Also GENJI OP, bastion and anything else close range or with rapid fire capabilities is meat.
To be robust is not about combat prowess, it is the state of readiness for the situation at hand.
THE RETURN OF THE MEME TEAM FEATURING GREAT NEW TEAMS SUCH AS Death from Above.jpg
(We actually won super easily with an all pharah team and we all did our ults at the same time securing the last point. It was beautiful o7)
