Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Mon May 23, 2016 4:10 pm #179110

Bottom post of the previous page:

Takeguru wrote:Quick, transplant your heads onto each other's bodies

I watched a medical show once, guarantee it'll work

[youtube]R2BxGOdYm8U[/youtube]

EndgamerAzari · Mon May 23, 2016 5:34 pm

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:
Takeguru wrote:Quick, transplant your heads onto each other's bodies

I watched a medical show once, guarantee it'll work

No that's dumb! The smart choice would be to have a fist fight with your brother on top of a bipedal tank while you complain about superior and inferior genes.

Great idea, I'd love to get the shit kicked out of me by a vastly superior version of myself.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Mon May 23, 2016 5:55 pm #179136

ColonicAcid wrote:i vote labour party

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon May 23, 2016 7:13 pm #179163

I passed my data modelling class only because my 8 in SQL made up for my 4 in ORM

EndgamerAzari · Mon May 23, 2016 7:19 pm

Basically the same reason I passed the bar exam: I managed to get a 7 (the highest score) on one essay, and that helped make up for the 2 I got on another.

God, I about have a panic attack when I realize how close I came to not passing. It's not like I'll ever use the license, but nobody likes to fail.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Mon May 23, 2016 8:09 pm #179187

That's how I passed almost all of my high school classes

I did nothing but the tests and averaged at a passing grade because I retain info real good like

Except for English, that fucking class was graded almost entirely on a paper I didn't do

Spoiler:

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON · Mon May 23, 2016 8:20 pm

I barely passed the math portion of the high school exit exam, because I AM SO BAD WITH MATH OH GOD TOO MANY NUMBERS WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!?!?

Ace'd the English/Grammar portion though. I'm a damn wordsmith.

Remie Richards · Mon May 23, 2016 8:30 pm

THE MIGHTY GALVATRON wrote:I barely passed the math portion of the high school exit exam, because I AM SO BAD WITH MATH OH GOD TOO MANY NUMBERS WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE THIS!?!?

Ace'd the English/Grammar portion though. I'm a damn wordsmith.

Exact opposite me, I got a C overall for english despite being in top set, I just didn't like poetry.
Where as for maths I got a C a year early (a thing the top set did, that legit counted as a grade which is p.cool), and an A when the actual exams came around.

ColonicAcid · Mon May 23, 2016 10:01 pm

Maccus wrote:
ColonicAcid wrote:i vote labour party

actually true

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue May 24, 2016 5:44 am #179471

Corbyn seems like an actually acceptable variation of the typical angry old man, but I'm German so what do I care.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue May 24, 2016 1:33 pm #179598

Gord Downie of the Tragically Hip was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer this morning. This is a fucking tragedy, and a sad day for Canadians everywhere

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 24, 2016 3:14 pm

That sucks. I'm not familiar with their music, but from what I read they seem like a pretty big deal/bunch of cool dudes.

Also, while on the news site, I spotted this article. PANIC

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue May 24, 2016 4:11 pm #179649

Yeah, it is a goddamn shame. I recommend Wheat Kings, 3 pistols, and New Orleans is Sinking for people who have never listened to them.

Apparently they are going on one last tour, gonna try my damnedest to get tickets

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Tue May 24, 2016 6:45 pm #179698

Looks like my current job role might be redundant soon, although I've been offered another role in the company as a helpdesk role.
Same pay rate per hour but working more hours, I'd also lose out on fuel money and all these hours are in the office instead of an hour a day at home for admin work - so I'm effectively, and are taking pay cut.

Learning more towards taking voluntary redundancy at this time.

EndgamerAzari · Tue May 24, 2016 7:44 pm

Halfway through CodeCademy's JavaScript lessons. Maybe if I actually sit down and concentrate I can finish this weekend.

420weedscopes · Tue May 24, 2016 8:10 pm

GORD DOWNIE

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed May 25, 2016 12:13 am #179867

Nrrrr, can't sleep.
Aggravated because some thunder cunt shat on me this morning.
Took some nytol, tasted like shit, hasn't fucking worked either

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 25, 2016 6:12 am

CosmicScientist wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:Halfway through CodeCademy's JavaScript lessons. Maybe if I actually sit down and concentrate I can finish this weekend.
Take as long as you need! Glad to hear you're getting through it and I hope well! Not everyone would get through the first lesson.

I sincerely appreciate the encouragement! I'm going to make this happen!

EndgamerAzari · Wed May 25, 2016 9:36 pm

Double post blorp blorp hlaughahgugahgl

Last night I had a dream that my family was raising goats again, and somehow we came into possession of this orange 'goat' that looked like an earless horse head attached to the body of a stuffed animal with stumps for limbs. It was awful. It just floated around about five feet off the ground, scaring the normal goats and screeching like a buzzsaw on a chalkboard. It didn't do anything hostile, but everyone who got near it just felt incredibly uncomfortable and slightly hostile towards it.

Fuck you, mutant floating head-goat.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed May 25, 2016 11:40 pm #180221

are you sure you weren't playing goat simulator?

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Thu May 26, 2016 12:59 am #180252

CosmicScientist wrote:It's fun going through lecture slides that might as well be cherry picked screen caps from a textbook. Especially when I was asleep in all the lectures because I was up late into the night because the lectures were so bloody terrible. And I did this for two of the three modules I have exams for so I still have one after this to find out I learnt nothing during the semester.

Lesson to be learned: as the head of the school of computing science put it "In the real world you can't expect everyone to do their jobs as well as you want." If I ever touch alcohol it will be because of people like him.

that's how I felt about my fucked up science class I just finished. The instructor was a nice guy and he knew what he was talking about but he was literally like 80 years old and starting to loose his mind (honestly) it was sad when he'd start class and we'd have to tell him that he already went over this stuff the week before. The fucked up thing about it was is 5-6 weeks in we still hadn't even taken the chapter 1 quiz. The people that were in charge of this guy who were also the people who shuttle him to and from the school "didn't want to break his heart, he's just such a loveable guy". and then they had the gall to observe class one day and during the midway break when the old guy left to get something closed the door and started yelling at us about how "in the real world nobody is going to just hand you the answers" or "in college you're expected to read the book for all your information" trying to compare our small F2F class of ~10 students (we started with 20 but 10 dropped that shit quicker than a grenade) to a big college lecture hall of 200 people. I go to a community college for this exact reason because I feel like I generally focus more when the teacher and I can make eye contact. We're not in a room full of 200 people, there are like 10 people in the classroom. If we were supposed to get all our information from the book what the fuck was I even needing to sit in a chair for 2 hours listening to some old guy talk on repeat about the same chapters for 8 fucking weeks in a row. I get that it was just a piddly little sci 101 general intro course but the department head and the people in charge of the older guy were only trying to cover their asses the whole time. and out of my 3-4 years here it's been the only course that I was truly disappointed in

also tfw you're going for a 2 year degree but you've been at the school for 3-4 years because you spent the first year with no real direction taking classes you never use/don't count for literally anything. at least I recently found out I only have about another ~2 semesters to go before I (hopefully) graduate

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu May 26, 2016 2:55 am #180291

My niece pulled a stupid today

Decided to cut the head off of one of her toys with a knife

Cut her finger open Summoned nar-sie, didn't tell me until after she made the bathroom look like we tried to hide a body

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Thu May 26, 2016 4:16 am #180304

Reading the first two lines of your post my first impression was that your niece did something stupid so you cut the head off her doll as punishment

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Thu May 26, 2016 8:38 am #180365

I forgot to read the discussion about ties before. Y'all should just wear bolo ties everywhere.

See that? That's what you wear to rock a job interview.

paprika · Post by **paprika** » Thu May 26, 2016 8:45 am #180369

>not wearing your shirt with no tie and with a few buttons open so your employer can see your smooth twink chest

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 26, 2016 12:09 pm #180427

Twinks get out.

EndgamerAzari · Thu May 26, 2016 8:15 pm

Alright! The replacement tube for that busted neon sign arrived today, and it seems to be in fine condition. Now I just have to install it without breaking it, electrocuting myself, or burning the house down, and hope nothing else is wrong with it!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu May 26, 2016 10:05 pm #180597

RIP Azari.

EndgamerAzari · Thu May 26, 2016 10:16 pm

I died as I lived: swearing and farting.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri May 27, 2016 12:58 pm #180819

it's 85+ degrees f every day this week with 60% humidity, i need my computer to render and edit things for work, and my a/c unit no longer works so you know what that means

Spoiler:

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri May 27, 2016 2:30 pm #180837

NSOS have you evolved from possum to rat? Will you become a racoon someday?

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri May 27, 2016 2:36 pm #180841

my first choice of new avatar was going to be that dude in the ER with a "HARD 2 KILL" tat on his chest and a knife stuck in his face but i couldn't crop it in a manner i'd like

consider this a placeholder

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri May 27, 2016 4:41 pm #180870

getting drunk with friends is a lot more fun then I thought it would be, I couldn't stop laughing at anything they were saying. after last night I feel like an idiot for thinking you were supposed to like hold it in your mouth for a few seconds because before then when my uncles tried sharing some with me that's what I did and was like this is horrible, but after doing it the right way five or six times it started feeling really good.

I found it weird that it was like watching myself in third person perspective, like not 3rd person shooter game but like my mind and thoughts were just the same as before I started drinking but everything I said was slurred and slightly different than what I was thinking about.

Spoiler:

EndgamerAzari · Fri May 27, 2016 4:53 pm

I would agree, but I wouldn't know because all my IRL friends are a bunch of wimps or lightweights who either don't get drunk or drink a piddly amount and get sick within ten minutes. PUSHOVERS.

Unrelated: I'm STILL having those nightmares about forgetting about a class or project or missing a final exam, despite the fact that I finished grad school two years ago.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:00 pm #180877

There were three of us and we drank a whole bottle of jack daniels , well actually we used a little of it for marinade for some steaks we made which were fucking delicious and I don't consider myself a steak person.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:07 pm #180882

Social drinking is one of my great joys in life. Turning 24 on June 1st so me and some buddies are going out for some drinks this evening. Holding alcohol in your mouth is fine if it tastes good like a nice beer or whiskey, but if you are just doing shots to try and get fucked up might as well pound em back as fast as possible to minimize contact with your tongue. Drinking as much straight whiskey as i have has given me quite a taste tolerance to other liquors, even though i still find them mostly kinda gross. Vodka especially.

Also holy shit nice scotch is expensive

EndgamerAzari · Fri May 27, 2016 7:32 pm

Hlaughalghugh eating so much Chinese food

Only 90 minutes until get to leave early then 4-day weekend

Hlaughaughlgh

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri May 27, 2016 7:42 pm #180925

U THINK UR FUNNY NATURE???

EndgamerAzari · Fri May 27, 2016 8:02 pm

If I had a fursona it'd be a meerkat because eating absurd amounts of food is basically the only thing that sets me apart from anyone else

DrPillzRedux · Fri May 27, 2016 8:14 pm

I just traded in my V8 gas hog for a turbo mini car that's .3 seconds slower and gets double the gas mileage, plus a banging warranty. Plus it's a manual.

Wew.

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri May 27, 2016 8:58 pm #180942

actually i forgot majority of people wont get the ref

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compare_the_Meerkat

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Fri May 27, 2016 9:27 pm #180951

i know i've been here for too long because no one says "scope the ref" anymore

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri May 27, 2016 9:57 pm #180965

damn dude now ur talking

i can talk this language.

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Sat May 28, 2016 2:50 am #181052

What's your favorite Ref guys

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Sat May 28, 2016 9:51 am #181185

mine is pete putting his dick up his own butt and pulling it out of his mouth

now thats an old one...

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat May 28, 2016 2:20 pm #181224

Maccus wrote:What's your favorite Ref guys

scope the ref

DrPillzRedux · Sun May 29, 2016 1:04 am

I'm teaching myself how to drive manual. I got it all down but my neutral-1st shifts are so jerky.

EndgamerAzari · Sun May 29, 2016 1:08 am

Maccus wrote:What's your favorite Ref guys

EndgamerAzari · Sun May 29, 2016 1:41 am

Shitposting aside, HOLY SHIT I FIXED IT

Spoiler:

I actually succeeded at something. I... my brain can't process this. I'm having a legitimate anxiety attack because I did something mostly right.

Sun May 29, 2016 2:37 am

we all knew you had it in you azari

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Sun May 29, 2016 9:20 am #181559

EndgamerAzari wrote:Shitposting aside, HOLY SHIT I FIXED IT

Spoiler:
I actually succeeded at something. I... my brain can't process this. I'm having a legitimate anxiety attack because I did something mostly right.

"it is ll&hat it is"

DrPillzRedux wrote:I'm teaching myself how to drive manual. I got it all down but my neutral-1st shifts are so jerky.

>Implying manuals are superior to autos
I hope you don't live in the city but instead live in bumfuck no-where with lots of straight roads that have no traffic.

Also, raise the clutch up slower - and don't have the gas on too much or you'll find out how much fun a clutch replacement is.
You should be progressively applying more gas as you ease off the clutch.