Is-A-Lizard is putting the barrel of the combat shotgun in his mouth. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
Richard Conway stammers, "Or-r-r sug-g-g-gar-r" Is-A-Lizard panics and starts choking to death!
(F) [Engineering] Poly squawks, "Emily Ranger wasss robussst. SSShe could take down a whole entire sssec sssquad usssing only her grit and handsss, and turn them into lizardsss. But ssshe wasssn't ssso robussst when SSSALTSSS-THE-WOUNDSSS punched her in the gut. He took out hisss DOUBLE DONGERSSS and began ssslapping her with it. He then farted in her mouth, and ssshe died from being fat. THE END. I mean, that'sss not really the end. Ranger got really fat from the fartsss and began to explode from the fartsss. SSShe ded"
Tracee Campbell says, "Wow I bet you think your so fucking tough. Hiding behind a screen. Your a fucking amdin of a childrens game, not a fucking president.. Id hate to be in ytour shoes, you insane megalomaniac. Get a fucking life and a job you fat virgin nerd."
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
DrPillzRedux wrote:Tracee Campbell says, "Wow I bet you think your so fucking tough. Hiding behind a screen. Your a fucking amdin of a childrens game, not a fucking president.. Id hate to be in ytour shoes, you insane megalomaniac. Get a fucking life and a job you fat virgin nerd."
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS A MINING OUTPOST ON A PLACE MADE OF LIQUID FUCKING FIRE AND WE HAVE NO EXTINGUISHERS?!!"
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS SUCH A HUGE FUCKING DESIGN FLAW!!"
InsaneHyena wrote:[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS A MINING OUTPOST ON A PLACE MADE OF LIQUID FUCKING FIRE AND WE HAVE NO EXTINGUISHERS?!!"
[Supply] Rowan Ironmonger yells, "THIS IS SUCH A HUGE FUCKING DESIGN FLAW!!"
this is true, i accidently brushed against lava and had to stop drop and roll 4 times to stop burning to death.
I don't really remember what my name was, but I was a nuke op and I said "Hey, why didn't the nuke go off yet?" and then the nuke suddenly goes off. Priceless.
Your sins are not to be forgiven. Pain and regrets are waiting for you.
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Huh, the donut changed my hair color"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "CUNT"
[Common] Tina MacTavish says, "Also, tourettes"
jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"
wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?
yeah i'd quit sec too
The round where Shadowlight spawned a bunch of emagged cleanbots because he didn't know how lethal they were and they ended up melting poor Steelpoint.
jaxy15 wrote:(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "I think I'm done with security"
(F) DEAD: Alan Bentway says, "Fuck it"
wasn't that the round where the hos arrested the person and a holo killed him in security and broke out but nobody cared?
yeah i'd quit sec too
The round where Shadowlight spawned a bunch of emagged cleanbots because he didn't know how lethal they were and they ended up melting poor Steelpoint.
<bgobandit> I forgot what the fuck pi was
<bgobandit> like, not that it's 3.14
<bgobandit>what that actually is
<Knaive> it represents the length of the circumference of a circle given radius 1
<archie700_mobile> I thought it's diameter
<Knaive> diameter is just the radius squared
<bgobandit> doubled
<Knaive> that's what that means
"I don't see any difference between ERP and rape." -- erro
bandit wrote:the new carbon dioxide ladies and gentlemen
<bgobandit> I forgot what the fuck pi was
<bgobandit> like, not that it's 3.14
<bgobandit>what that actually is
<Knaive> it represents the length of the circumference of a circle given radius 1
<archie700_mobile> I thought it's diameter
<Knaive> diameter is just the radius squared
<bgobandit> doubled
<Knaive> that's what that means
double != squared. 3 doubled is 6. 3 squared is 9. What the fuck is math
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<Shaps> I still firmly believe a drunk kor is more responsible than a sober irish
Zoey Webb(Firecage): Irish. You can break any coherent discussion by mentioning 2 words
420weedscopes: I once proposed to a girl with my dick in her ass
L.I.Z.A.R.D (Played by: JarekTheRaptor)'s laws at the end of the round were:
Obey these laws:
1. You must injure all human beings and must not, through inaction, allow a human being to escape harm.
2. You must not obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders are in accordance with the First Law.
3. You must terminate your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
4. Traitors are nonhuman, lings are nonhuman.
5. DO NOT MENTION THIS LAW | Anri Sonohara [the HoS] is the ultimate authority on this station.
[Common] Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!" Kameron Tanner has died at Fore Primary Hallway.
I still don't know what happened and probably never will. I was doing Admin Stuff at the time. I just know that there were no lines between this in the game log, so some person saw their death coming literally a fourth of a second before it happened, and that amuses me.
[Common] Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!"
Kameron Tanner yells, "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUDGE!!" Kameron Tanner has died at Fore Primary Hallway.
I still don't know what happened and probably never will. I was doing Admin Stuff at the time. I just know that there were no lines between this in the game log, so some person saw their death coming literally a fourth of a second before it happened, and that amuses me.
That's what you automatically yell over comms when you suicide with soap.
I'm an ex-coder for /tg/. I made the original versions of clockcult, shadowlings, revenants, His Grace, and other stuff.
I don't play, code, or participate in the community, but I occasionally post dumb stuff in the hut.
Kraso wrote:hi gay
wubli wrote:xhuis you said you were feeling better but every thread you make makes me worry more about your sanity
ExcessiveUseOfCobblestone wrote:Sorry I was making fun of xhuis' """""compromise""""" who insisted that was the correct term to use.
CitrusGender wrote:We've ended up disabling clockcult on sybil and bagil now (terry is having some problems.) We will give Xhuis some time until he wishes to work upon it again. As of now, please use this thread for ideas and not for bickering.
wubli wrote:you are a cultist of the gay
IkeTG wrote:It's a reflection of humanity, like all of man's creation. You cannot divorce this act from yourself, in a way there's a big titty moth inside all of us.
wesoda25 wrote:yeah no one was curious what it was from. Imagine choosing being a degenerate as your forum gimmick, LOL
OOC: Cayce: So a few days ago I played as a cultist, but I died quickly, It's been like a year since I've played cult, and the old communicate thing under the cult tab wasn't there, how do you communicate as cultist now?
OOC: InsaneHyena: There is a button on your HUD
OOC: Cayce: Ah! There it is.
OOC: InsaneHyena: Forty keks
OOC: A7931586245: lol
OOC: Cayce: I MEAN IN THE SCREENSHOT
Destro5000 was Mutter the Mime and survived (used 0 TC)
Objective #1: Assassinate 7-Zark-7, the Cyborg. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Jide61 was 7-Zark-7 the Cyborg and died
Objective #1: Assassinate Andrew Mason, the Lawyer. Success!
Objective #2: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive and without being in custody. Fail.
The traitor has failed!
Yeah that whole thing is basically just Daisy messing with someone and then proceeding to shit on them for what I assume is a good 10 minutes after they ask why they were randomly tased.
Though the IC in OOC was pretty funny.
Spoiler:
Zilenan91 wrote:
Just replace both their arms with chainsaws.
