Stories of rage, tears and regret

[PKPenguin321]

Bottom post of the previous page:

reminds me of my experiences as gangboss
>be me
>roll for a job but dont get it
>also roll gangboss
>pen 1 or 2 dudes who know jack shit and dont want to be promoted
>go to pen a 2nd or 3rd dude
>"THIS MIND IS ALREADY IN A GANG HAHA FUCK YOU YOU LOSE"
>get dunked by the enemy gangster/by security after the enemy gangster calls for help
>this has happened the last 3 or 4 times i've been gang boss

[ShadowDimentio]

Every time I play gangboss I run into the other ganghead immediately and take them out in a blaze of glory

>Scientist
>GANG LEADER
>Aight
>Equip glasses, get ready to stab the first person I see, Zeela the scientist
>Stab fails
>You fucking what
>Did I just fucking run into another head two seconds in
>God damn it
>Grab extinguisher
>Robust her in xenobio as she tries to convert me, and fails
>"HELP"
>Kill her
>AI is bolting the doors and watching me
>Shit gotta bail
>Disposals her and myself
>Wait this thing goes to space right
>Space myself, but recover fast and try to crawl into an airlock
>No access
>Hhhhhh
>Crawl across space up east of science before dying
>Greet Zeela in hell

[InsaneHyena]

> Be Donald Trump, the captain
> Do Trump things
> AI and borgs are being complete assholes
> Ninja is running around, turning APCs blue and trying to steal the heads.
> Try to catch ninja, scare him away a few times and once even manage to stun him, but he gets away every time.
> Whoa. Turns out, AI wasn't an asshole.
> I've thought it was a ninja crashing APCs, but it was him, AI!
> Seriously, though, there was a ninja too, but AI does turn out to be rogue.
> It's so ballsy, it literally sets up an autoborger in robotics.
> There are around 12 or so cyborgs under his command at this point, one of them goes for me, but sees a flash in my hand and backs away.
> It's going delta too.
> Head to RD's office
> AI depowers the APC, I don't have any tools with me.
> AI forgot to bolt the doors before depowering them.
> Waltz away to toxins, AI bolts doors and begins plasma flooding
> Foolish AI thinks he can stump the Trump
> When I eventually reach engineering, I decide to see if borgs forgot to space the cyborg console board.
> They did.
> Take it, get some tools, build a hidden console and blow all of the cyborgs one by one.
> "Cyborgs, you're fired."
> There's too little time to kill the AI, and I don't have the necessary tools right now, so I decide to let him have the station. I'm fucking off on my private jet.
> Get to the White Ship.
> Decide that it's out of character for Trump to abandon his loyal workers
> Fly the ship back to the station and command all survivors to board it, so we can survive
> A few seconds after my ship socks the station, doomsday device finally activates and turns me into space dust.
> AI had the "build a borg army" objective.
> It's confused why it redtexted or who killed the borgs.
> Well, at least I can have that.

[Qbopper]

>latejoin CMO on meta
>medbay was bombed but drones are neat and fixed it up so we can breathe
>only functional shit is cloning, everything else is either gone or broken
>don't even have sleepers
>relatively quiet, call shuttle once tesloose
>see a sick guy in the halls
>scan
>stage 4 brainrot
>fuck
>transmits: on contact
>FUCK
>go to chemistry
>entire station begins to freak out
>trying to make mannitol, no FUCKING BEAKERS so I have to resort to forcefeeding via epi bottles
>SUDDENLY MAGNITIS
>TRYING TO CURE BOTH DISEASES WITH NO FUCKING THINGS TO PUT CHEMS IN
>SUDDENLY HONK DISEASE
>give up
>entire shuttle is full of gibbering, collapsing, honking magnetic retards
>what have i done

[IcePacks]

it could've been avoided if you weren't such a fucking drama queen and just hauled both of your asses into the singularity

[Armhulen]

I got a virus story too
>be viro
>learning the ropes
>made two ineffective but still kinda cool healing viruses
>remember a cool trick with the dna saboteur
>give it to genetics because it only changes blocks with disabilities which means powers are ez to find
>feels good man, helping out the station
>screams on radio
>everyone is now chronenberg
>I forgot to remove sneezing
Average assistant that round:

[InsaneHyena]

> Be Randomname von Metagrudge, the scientist.
> TATOR
> Hijack the shuttle.
> Time to follow Akarani's wisdom and make bombs.
> Akarani told me that my bombs are crap, because I set tanks to too much pressure.
> Let's not do that.
> My bombs still leak and set me on fire.
> Fuck
> Blow up toxins out of frustration.
> Plan B - let's build a robot army.
> Hack into robotics when the ligger roboticist leaves, steal a borg shell and surgery tools.
> Sabotage telecoms
> Build a ghetto surgery in the maint
> Oh hello, Lola Cobblestone, how nice of you to rebuild the toxins I've blew up.
> Buy revolver, double tap
> Fiona Hope is lurking around too
> Double tap
> Cut out their brains, make them cyborgs.
> Lola Cobblestone is borged without any trouble, flash, emag
> Fiona is too fast to be flashed, yakety saxes away.
> Lock her down, find her, flash, emag.
> Okay, NOW we're gonna-
> Hello, mister janitor, why is there a red hardsuit near you?
> Why would you need that nice revolver, mister janitor?
> Get shot, fall into crit, a lot of validhunters swam the custodial and murderize the janitor. Also, kill my borgs.
> I, meanwhile, get dragged into medbay and get cryo'd.
> Return into robotics, where HoP is trying to rebuild my borgs, but gets bored and leaves this job to me.
> How nice of him.
> Shaft miner stays and plays a backseat driver, telling me how to do my job.
> When there are no witnesses, pop a cap in his ass and hide the body.
> I hate backseat drivers.
> Restore my borgs, tell Fiona to plasma flood the station, while Lola will be acting as my bodyguard.
> Of course, I've sabotaged RD's consoles, do you take me for an idiot.
> Return to one of my crime scenes to get atmos hardsuit, HoP sees me fiddling with two dead bodies.
> He gets shot.
> Scientist finds us and drags his body away before I manage to hide the evidence.
> Eh, I'm changing identities anyway.
> I'm now Fiona Hope, atmostech.
> Burning plasma everywhere
> Lola and Fiona are merrily burning the station to the crisp, while I'm shooting anyone who manages to survive this.
> Get to the shuttle.
> Emag the console.
> Fly away victorious.
> Type an announcement about how my victory would be impossible without my borgs.
> Lola comes closer to say thank you.
> Lola gets blown up.
> My body is spaced.
> 9 seconds left before my greentext, as my unconcious body is floating in the cold emptiness of space.
> FUCK

> A few rounds later
> Scientist
> DOUBLE AGENT, KILL A DOCTOR
> I'm doing this shit again, this time - properly.
> Buy a stand, then emag
> Beg RD for robotics access.
> He gives it to me.
> Kill the roboticist, RD witnesses this, but is too cowardly to face my stand.
> Change my identities, I am now the roboticist.
> Return to my workplace to steal the tools.
> RD doesn't think that it's fucking suspicious at all.
> Borg my victim, she turns out to be completely useless and never accomplishes anything.
> That doesn't matter, however, because I proceed to murderbone everyone in science and borg their bodies.
> My stand is the real MVP.
> My robot army kills more people, which I turn into more cyborgs, which kill even more people.
> I never leave robotics anymore, because I can't keep up with all those bodies.
> A murdered detective turns out to be a traitor and even kindly shares his PDA code with me.
> Eventually almost everyone is either dead or dead and borged.
> The escape shuttle is just me and my robot army.
> Round ends.
> My target somehow evaded this slaughter and escaped on the pods.
> FUCK

[IcePacks]

> I'm doing this shit again, this time - properly.
> Buy a stand, then emag
> Beg RD for robotics access.

by the second step you already fucked up

by the third you were embarrassing yourself

[ShadowDimentio]

>Be latejoin HoP
>No captain
>Gear up as him
>Give the clown the locator because the clown always knows what he's doing
>Guy dressed in clown lingerie and a captain ID comes and tells me I need to get an implant
>Ok then
>Wander around the station
>Daisy Holmes starts releasing murder tomatoes everywhere
>Laser the tomatoes and her to death
>Space the corpse
>Go to botany
>The other botanist runs and I lose him in maint
>Meh
>Pass by the holodeck and see a miner getting surgery
>Ask him for a heart
>He says he'll get one
>Go visit R&D to see how they're doing
>Magni is playing and doing great
>Suddenly the miner calls me back for the heart
>Grab another of the heads so I don't get executed in surgery
>Lay on the table
>Miner whips out a LASER GATLING and executes us both before we could do anything
>So much for playing smart
>It was rev
>Magni is killed shortly later
>Ask why the hell he gave the miner a laser gatling
>Says he gives the miners anything
>FOOL!

Moral of the story: Don't give the miners fucking miniguns

[DemonFiren]

Miniguns are pretty good against dragonmemes though.

Then again, miniguns are pretty good against anything.

[InsaneHyena]

> The gamemode is now monkey
> Suicide
> The admins were just meming, it's actually blob
> Whatever, there are ashwalker memes on lavaland, and this time a goliath didn't spawn right in the lair.
> My liggas gear up and head outside
> Immediately greeted by a legion, who constantly retreats into lava
> Whatever, we lure him out and begin spearing him
> And instantly aggro the nearby watcher
> This won't be much trouble
> He breaks the walls of our lair
> Oh shit.
> Space wind begins blowing
> Because other ashwalkers can't aim for shit, they end up spearing me three or four times, while trying to kill the mob.
> Then space wind blows them straight into lava, and they burn to death.
> Fuck
> Finish the watcher, I'm nearly in crit. Okay, I can drag all those bodies to the tendril and begin again, I just need...
> ROOOOOOOOOAR
> I have a bad feeling about this
> It's a fucking ash drake
> Ashwalkers are wiped out without mining a single tile.

[ShadowDimentio]

>Roboticist traitor
>AT LAST: THE THRESHOLD
>Make like five rogue borgs
>Fend off a stand user with nothing more than an edagger and luck
>Make a DURAND
>AT LAST: SALT'S SONG
>Move it three feet
>Fucking HoS RD and a guard are all fucking over me
>Try jumping me as soon as I get out
>Kill the HoS and guard, RD escapes
>Security are pouring out of the walls
>The weapons for the DURAND are building
>So close!
>Get arrested the moment the gun finishes
>Executed along with several of the borgs
>Cry for what could have been security VS a fully armed mech

[InsaneHyena]

Everything I do is an epic fail, so you find me posting in this thread often.

> Spawn as an engineer
> CULT
> Thank goodness, best gamemode.
> Make a hidden base in the science maint, get a poor soul to stand near the convert rune for me and make talismans.
> Sabotage telecoms
> Cult is doing really well, I've kidnapped and converted around six or eight people by myself.
> Effortlessly sac our target, the chaplain
> Security is just a speedbump on the Nar'Sie train.
> The shuttle arrives
> The shuttle leaves
> We lose because we can't gather around a rune and click on it.
> To be fair, it was partially my fault, because I was too busy making shells for my shades to actually come to the rune in time.

> Lowpop detective
> TATOR TOT
> Hijack the shuttle.
> Time to murderbone - but murderbone with style. I'll do what I almost never do - roleplay.
> Persuade the clown to hack an autolathe for me, buy a revolver and make a lot of ammo.
> Plasmameme found a dead body.
> Obviously, plasmameme did it. All plasmemes are criminals and liars.
> After I dispense some righteous justice, I hide his body and get clown's help.
> There are two bodies in the main, cluwne, I need a partner to solve this case.
> Cluwne is dead sure that the first body just got shocked by a door, but eventually I persuade him that it was just framed this way.
> Lead him to the plasmameme's body.
> "You see, clown, I think I know who was the murderer..."
> Sound of door opening
> Who is this now
> It's a QM.
> Obviously, he did it. Why else would he be in the maint with two dead bodies? Stun, cuff, search.
> Holy shit, he actually has an emag. I did not expect this.
> Try to think whether to use him as patsy or ally with him.
> Sec guard arrives, sees me roleplaying and trying to solve a case, gets bored and leaves.
> Talk with a tator, subtly drop the codewords.
> Clown suddenly has a realization - it was me all along.
> You are too smart for your own good, cluwne.
> Bang-bang!
> There are screams about swarmers over the radio.
> Free the tator, promise to help him get the disk.
> Mess with fingerprints database to blame the plasmameme for any of QM's crimes.
> Also, sabotage the telecoms.
> Help QM steal the nuclear disk.
> See an assistant hacking a vending machine. "Hey, I think you'll need this locker" "Why?" "To contain your body".
> Play the blame game with an engineer, dispense righteous justice onto him for killing the assistant.
> Just like that, I'm culling the station one criminal at a time.
> Eventually the shuttle arrives.
> I'm reasonably sure that only me and the QM are alive at this point, but even in the case of QM I'm unsure, as the swarmers separated us.
> The downside is, literally all of my victims are now reborn as salty swarmers, and they are without number.
> They do literally everything to keep me from the escape shuttle.
> The shuttle leaves.
> And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you, meddling griffdrones
> Suicide.

[ThanatosRa]

tatortective roleplay

Oh come on, that sounds awesome despite the loss. Stylish Murderboner, even with a bad end, shoudl be in the other thread.

[Pilgrim]

Traitor detective is really fun because you get the license to be as loose of a cannon as you want. I enjoy dispensing extremely harsh justice on graytiders (say, beating them to an inch of their life in the interrogation room) and straight up replacing my .38 with a .357 so all my fights become lethal (of course, I stop involving myself in things like departmental disputes and behavior that is just goofing off rather than real shittery). Whenever I come across another antag I take their stuff and spin them loose, or if they're murderboners I use my arsenal to try and take them out.

[InsaneHyena]

> Be a wizard
> Slip on the lube
> Get shot by validhunting squad during my million second stun

[ShadowDimentio]

>Traitor roboticist again
>Borg army here I come
>Roboticist asks for robot arms
>Sure ok
>Saw his limbs off and kill him
>Borgerino
>Tell him to kill my target, the virologist
>He does it in record time and asks for me to get the corpse
>Oh you're an imbecile, fine
>AI sees us
>HARM ALARM HARM ALARM
>Bail
>Borg and I get split up
>Disguise time
>Standard greyshirt, yellow bandana for unknown status and a new backpack
>Nobody suspects a thingerino
>Prowl around
>Sabotage comms
>Eventually go back to robotics to see what all's up
>Borg is just sitting in the hall, dead
>Revive them
>AI must have seen because the HoS shows up
>He's rused by my disguise long enough for me to spray the tiles at the door with water
>Warden and him fall on their asses
>Why was the warden even here
>Nab the warden and edagger him to death before ducking in a open maint entrance and looting him
>Taser get
>HoS sets warden to arrest
>Heheheh
>Kill another guard with the taser and my dagger
>Kill a witness to the murder who tried calling harm instead of running, big mistake
>Kill a witness to the witness' murder
>BUT WAIT THEY'RE A STAND TRAITOR
>Drag and stab, stand can't deal
>Victorious!
>AI tries locking me down
>Bail into maint to lose them
>Clean myself up and go in sec with the warden's ID so I can recharge and gear up
>Spray the spot I enter as a trap
>Detective is there
>Miss him with the last of my taser
>Run into maint, setting the bait
>HE FUCKING TAKES IT
>EDAGGER KILLSTREAK
>Grab his gun and ammo
>Another guard in there now
>Shoot him but another is there who shoots at me
>Bail into maint for a repeat of the trap
>No dice this time
>Ammo is empty, need to approach from a different angle
>Go towards arrivals to recharge there
>Fucking ZOMBIE kills and zombies me
>Welp
>Zombie it up
>Feel dissapointed at what could have been
>Cry a little at the loss of greentext

[InsaneHyena]

I'm not sure, but I think I might have been the zombie that turned you. Or I was nearby at the time.

[confused rock]

>be cripple bros with cj aj
>riding around on scooters with only arms
>muhammed the generic katana chaplain tries to steal our scooter
>cj punches him once
>muhammed proceeds to murder him with the katana
>shove muhammed
>stab him with his katana and weaken him
>let him live, grab cjs body and roll to medbay
>he was following me but was too slow to catch up with the scooter
>go to medbay
>try to grab a defib
>muhammed comes back and kills me to death
>chops off my head and cj's head

thats what I get for having mercy

[IcePacks]

anyone who goes to murdertown on someone with a katana over one punch is not worth sparing

the round is 100% better off without them

[Screemonster]

Especially considering it's something they started by trying to steal your shit

tbh "try to steal this guy's stuff until he retaliates then chop him the fuck up immediately" reeks of killbait to me

[Armhulen]

yeah, just reading that got me angered.

[Pilgrim]

Chaplains have become the new greytide ever since they gave him cool weapons. Who could have guessed?

[Asdf3131]

>be late joining engineer
>You are the traitor.
>decide to C4 all the things, buy C4 bag and space suit since all the hardsuits are gone
>try to release tesla, tiredness causes me to almost get shocked like an idiot
>blow up HoS office from space, AI just happens to look right after the explosion
>go back to maint airlock to think of new plan, get hit in the face by meteor on the way
>lost left arm, severe injuries
>continue going towards airlock to get to medbay
>a wild space carp appeared
>get knocked down in 1 hit and then put into crit
>everything that could go wrong went wrong

[confused rock]

>read the memonomicon
>get the "do other jobs" objective
>find telebaton and pretend to be sec
>suddenly wizard
>not a lich
>try to make clf3 spray in chemistry
>as soon as the fire starts the chemist shoots me with chloral for tresspass
>he is a nazi either way but I assume that the syringe did both
>space him after a REALLY good doctor saves me
>round ends because the wizard jaunts to space or something #lichmasterrace
>people assume I just murdered him because free antag

[Zilenan91]

Necrobook doesn't give you free antag, so you can't murder people for no reason. You're basically a normal crewmember with objectives you MUST try to follow.

[confused rock]

Necrobook doesn't give you free antag, so you can't murder people for no reason. You're basically a normal crewmember with objectives you MUST try to follow.

did you literally read it
I thought he set me on fire and chloraled me when there was a wizard (he just chloraled me but I was still on fire and chloral is shit anyhow when theres a wiz) so I spaced him
he SET ME ON FIRE AND CHLORALED ME WITH 1 SYRINGE FROM WHAT I KNEW
of course I am going to space him when he shot a death syringe at me

[InsaneHyena]

> Be prisoner
> Successfuly escape from mining, against all odds, watchers and lava
> Find runed metal
> Pray to Nar'Sie to let me use the metal
> Nar'Sie actually answers
> Become cult, build all the cult structures, play around with them
> Decide to come to the station and start converting people.
> To do that, I need to sac two people first to get constructs - than there will be enough people to chant at the convert rune.
> Come to the station, meet an isolated atmostech.
> Shoot him.
> He's sleeping carp meme.
> Die.

[InsaneHyena]

> Be cult
> Build a base in the maint
> Xavier Woods with all genetics superpower passes by
> Sees us through the wall
> "CULT SCIENCE MAINT"
> In five minutes, half the cult is dead
> The other half spaced themselves a while ago
> When they come back, sec is in full nazi mode and killed multiple innocent people
> They die too, because everyone has superpowers from genetics and viro
> Shuttle pinp pong for a hundred years
> Swarmers spawn and instantly die
> This round gives me cancer

Tee Fury and David Whyvenyr are the definition of shitsec.

[Atlanta-Ned]

With the logs working again I'm going to start highlighting some of the most atrocious displays of poor sportsmanship I've been able to find. I won't mention anyone by name (except myself).

Our first highlight comes from yesterday afternoon's first ever Ratvar test round. I signed on as Sloan Cox, you friendly station attorney. I had no intentions of wasting a round in the brig arguing about space law so I hightailed to grab a toolbox and start remodeling the law office (after getting a pair of sunglasses from the warden). As soon as I get back, the law office is bolted and stormed by a security officer and the detective demanding to search the other lawyer and myself. The other lawyer capitulates but I refuse and get busy remodeling the office. Tempers rise, threats are made yadda yadda. I flee through a disassembled window and spend the rest of the round saxxing/inciting rebellion against security.

This all took place within the first five or so minutes of the round. These events were precipitated by a single officer exclaiming that both lawyers were in a gang after an assistant shouted that there was a gang war. Security immediately jumped on this with zero evidence to support the charges and the AI bolted the law office without being ordered to do so. This resulted in a riot and security's inability to accomplish anything meaningful during the round.

Terrible, terrible sportsmanship all around.

[confused rock]

>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die

[InsaneHyena]

Classic Bryce.

[TheNightingale]

>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die

That's as meta as it gets, how long did he get banned for?

[DemonFiren]

Pax doesn't get banned.

[confused rock]

Pax doesn't get banned.

[PKPenguin321]

>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die

i wouldnt even be mad
dying to bryce is always a good time

[IcePacks]

>sit in a dorm room shortly after roundstart
>pax welderbombs me because only antags sit in dorm rooms upon roundstart
>I die

>spot a ligger walk into the dorms
>decide i'm going to blow up that dorm with some welderbombs and scream "FREEZE! SEX POLICE!"
>get the weldertanks
>some shit steals one
>fuck off
>blow two of them with a third behind the dorm just in case
>boom
>lose a leg
>the wall's partially destroyed
>is-a-lizard is unconcious and aflame
>flee the scene before the cops arrive
>bwoink
>counter-bwoink
>get arrested with only one leg

for real my bad

[Montyblancs]

>Scientist, also cultist.
>Say hellos over whispers, meet up with a guy in locker room bathrooms
>'Wait here, I'll go get somebody to convert'
>wait a while, he doesn't come back. Step outside
>See the Chaplin dragging his dead body towards the chapel
>AreYouFuckingKiddingMe.jpg
>Cult is called out like a minute in as someone fucks up a conversion in science too
>Make a base in abandoned surgery, the only one that comes is the mime
>'I'll make talismans, you go capture someone'
>2 minutes later someone screams for help over comms
>walk outside, sure as shit, the mime's dead and surrounded by like 3 security
>99% sure I'm the only one left, I run away from arrivals due to the ever increasing security presence
>slip on lube from the clown in front of kitchen
>fuck it
>stun him and drag him over to escape where somehow nobody is
>panic, try a convert, obviously doesn't work. Should have sacrificed and made into a construct.
>FUCK IT
>Green paper myself, stab the clown to death. Run to science and start attacking the line in front of the window.
>See security coming almost immediately
>Run down hallway and slip on the clown's lube, which is, of course, still there.
>warden runs by and slips on lube
>I stand up first and go for the easy ki-
>my legs are bola'd
>the bolas from the green paper slipped out of my hand when I fell and tied around my legs
>get shot to death

The moral of the story : Get fucked.

[ShadowDimentio]

>Be me, librarbyan
>Traitor, escape alone
>Admins don't allow memes
>Time for ExPeRiMeNtAl MeMeS
>Buy a chaos holoparasite and a projector
>Get a spray bottle
>Slip the captain in front of sec
>Holo deploys late and the captain is fine
>Shoots my disguise away
>I manage to get cucked in record time
>Tfw

[DrPillzRedux]

>roll med doc
>get mining access
>go to help miners
>no miners
>get in pod because ash storm
>YOU ARE THE TRAITOR
>okay
>go summon legion
>lure him to mining outpost
>get him on the shuttle and go
>he kills me in transit and decides to fly into space right before the shuttle docks

[Archie700]

>kor puts me in the cuck shed
>now his personal test subject

[Shaps-cloud]

does THIS work

[Anonmare]

Shaps are you okay? Do you need like a doctor or a vet or something?

[MrEousTranger]

>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>

[stiph]

> I'm doing this shit again, this time - properly.
> Buy a stand, then emag
> Beg RD for robotics access.

by the second step you already fucked up

by the third you were embarrassing yourself

stand?

[Armhulen]

>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>

> breaking vow

[Reece]

>Be atmos tech pablo.
>No one did engine, okay, I'll do engine them.
>Admin says ' pray the answer to the question'
>I win the question, get tatorfied.
> Okay. steal reflective and steal captains jacket.
> Surplus crate, adrenals, C-4, handgun+suppressor, 357 ammo, boxed suit, hardsuit. Cool.
> Get to the whiteship, park it at the derelict, time to meme around.
> Blow the armoury in the red suit, steal the vest, toss the guns up to the derelict.
> Spent half an hour convincing everyone there's ops attacking (someone emaged in from space, super helpful)
> Everything is ready, walk into engineering, say 'hey guys I got one of them and took the har-"
>Cliff racer runs up, twats me down with his baton.
>Other engineer starts to explain.
> He unloads a fucking combat shotgun point blank into me, empties the entire thing.
> "Yep he was a syndie"

^ RP is pointless as an antag.


Didn't get seen once, had the warden and HOS thinking there was ops, had the shuttle called thinking there was ops. Cliff racers valid boner was so throbbing that he literally ignored the other guy explaining I wasn't evil, me explaining I wasn't even and simply killed me; then despite having no actual IC to suspect it he gets an OOC reason because he doesn't get a 'hey, got a minute' that would follow after killing a non antag.

[MrEousTranger]

>Name was Jim Jones
>Go chaplain
>Traitor
>HoP gives me access to bar and chemistry just because I said please
>Go to bar tell bartender I'm making "kool aid"
>take 9 glasses of orange juice
>go to chemistry
>make oil
>make cyanide
>"borrow" syringes
>inject 10 cyanide into every glass
>Invite everyone to attend a chaplain "kool aid" party
>only lawyer shows up
>drinks glass
>asks if I poisoned him
>deny
>watch lawyer die
>offer a drink to my target
>realize he's afk
>feed him the rest of the cyanide
>watch him freak out, then die
>botanist lets out a shit ton of bees
>swarmed by 3 super bees
>bash them to death
>almost in crit
>drink all the orange juice and inject myself with the cyanide
>collapse
>die within 5 seconds of it
>close game

[MrEousTranger]

>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>

> breaking vow

> Got lynched by doctor

[MrEousTranger]

Another story yes.

This was back when I was an even bigger asshole than now.
I mean like months ago

>Assistant (didn't know how to do any other jobs)
>looked on wiki every 5 seconds
>looked up how to make weapons
>saw chainsaw wanted it
>cried because i couldn't find plasteel
>return saw to medical
>drink soda
>fill with fuel
>make IED
>make 7
>arm all
>stick in clowns backpack
>next to sec
>blows up
>Public enemy #1
>ran away
>found by sec officer
>tazed
>being pulled away
>stuck in prison
>waited in cell
>removed cuffs
>lied down
>officer opened door
>RUN OUT
>main doors still open
>GOOOOO
>ran into maint
>exit maint
>sec bot
>tazed
>banana peel
>slips
>get up
>into maint
>ai locks all access to maint
>wait for 30 minutes
>ai unlocks
>station goes to shit while im gone
>singulo had got loose
>Steal a gasmask
>dress as fireman
>remove id
>go to hops office
>forgot air tank
>door closes
>open to space
>running out of air
>die from lack of air
>cry

[Malkevin]

>Go mime
>look in dressing room
>find nice jumpsuit
>go over to medical to fix when the clown hit me in the face with a oxygen tank
>decide to put on jumpsuit there
>drop normal jumpsuit
>assistant steals jumpsuit
>assistant says "LOL I'm going to tarnish your reputation"
>hunt assistant down with a vengeance
>assistant is standing still
>try to pick pocket the jumpsuit off
>realize the assistant just stole my id and mask
>rage
>cry for 30 minutes
>go into medical
>steal a syringe
>watch doctor drag in assistant
>check to see if assistant still has soul
>he does
>break vow of silence to say "Who's tarnished now?"
>steal mask and ID back
>go into assistants backpack steal their original ID
>space their ID
>

> breaking vow

Assistant won, grand strategy he displayed by making you break your vow in a none life-or-death situation - therefore tarnishing you forever as a skrub talking mime.