[ausops] Jarektheraptor - DNA injector mix-up.

[AgenericUsername]

Title/subject:
[ausops] I dont know this - DNA injector mix-up.


Post Content:
Byond account and character name: Jarektheraptor - Loves-the-lizards
Banning admin: Ausops
Ban type (What are you banned from?): Space station 13 /tg/ station
Ban reason and length: Left a bunch of monkey injectors labeled as (hulk gene) lying around and also monkeyed the clown. Gave no reason as to why and said they had no idea why with their fingerprints on the injectors and logs showing otherwise. 10800 Minutes.
Time ban was placed (including time zone): 20:23 GMT+1
Your side of the story: Now I'll say right now I fucked up. I had unlocked the X-ray gene from the genetics testings quite early on, just as the antagonist (blob) was announced. I had the x-ray gene, saved it, and moved on, testing more blocks whilst people got murdered by the blob, hoping to find something useful. I dont know how it happened, and you can call me a liar and say I do, but I guess I reverted the person in the tester back into a monkey? Im not too sure, really. Anyway, I made the DNA injector, and fearing some bad side effect, I figured i'd have a laugh, and test it on someone else. In this case, the clown. It's at this point you realise i'm borderline terrible at geneticist. anyway, it turns out one of the blocks I had messed with was infact the one to turn people into monkeys. I had made the genes 8 or below, so I had no fucking clue how that happened. I offered to cure the clown, though because he was a monkey, he couldnt understand a word I was saying. The clown, now a monkey, decided to start killing me in my own genetics lab, where I THOUGHT he was folowing me into so I could see what I could do about his monkey problem. If you dont want to believe that, Heres me trying (for a few seconds) to try whilst he kills me.

The monkey (357) screeches.
Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "WTF"
Mr. Roboto states, "Doctor he needs an iron pill"
[Common] Halfman-Halflizard hisses, "I found a blob"
You slipped!
Slips-On-Banana begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Loves-The-Lizards yells, "GODAMNIT!!"
Slips-On-Banana begins to clean the floor with the mop.
Golem Announces:
Blob east of toxins.

The monkey (357) puts PDA-Abolf Shitler (Clown) into Giggles von Honkerton.
You slipped!
[Common] Danil Holland says, "Uh oh"
Mopficcer Sweepsky makes an excited beeping booping sound!
[Common] Larry Spankenhiemer slurs, "Immbly'ign"
Halfman-Halflizard hisses, "There isss a freaking blob near by"
Loves-The-Lizards yells, "AHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Slips-On-Banana has whacked Slips-On-Banana in the chest with the mop!
Loves-The-Lizards yells, "FUCK!!"
[Common] Larry Spankenhiemer slurs, "Whooa i'm drun'k"
[Common] Danil Holland says, "How many units for the iron pill"
The monkey (357) has bashed Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
[Common] Is-A-Lizard hisses, "Jussst forget it"
You slipped on the PDA-Abolf Shitler (Clown)!
Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "What the fuck"
[Common] Larry Spankenhiemer slurs, "30"
The monkey (357) has bashed Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Okay."
Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Cool."
The monkey (357) has battered Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
Loves-The-Lizards asks, "Whatsss the problem?"
The monkey (357) has battered Loves-The-Lizards in the right arm with the wrench!
The monkey (357) has bashed Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
The monkey (357) has bludgeoned Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
Loves-The-Lizards has been knocked down!
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Tom Hughe has signed up as Quartermaster"
The monkey (357) has whacked Loves-The-Lizards in the right arm with the wrench!
[Common] Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Iodine XXIX has signed up as Botanist"
The monkey (357) has bashed Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
The monkey (357) has bashed Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
The monkey (357) has bludgeoned Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
The monkey (357) has battered Loves-The-Lizards in the chest with the wrench!
Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "Hey"
The monkey (357) has hit Genetics Lab with the wrench!
Loves-The-Lizards hisses, "I can cure you"
monkey (357) smashes against the DNA scanner with its paws.
monkey (357) smashes against the DNA scanner with its paws.
monkey (357) smashes against the DNA scanner with its paws.
monkey (357) smashes against the DNA scanner with its paws.
monkey (357) smashes against the DNA scanner with its paws.

Long, I know, but at this point probably neccessary. So at this point, I fucked up the gene, I dont know what gene it IS, and I'm on red health and about to die from a monkey on the other side of the door. Luckily, there's always the backdoor on the genetics room, so I left through that and left the monkey/clown behind, but not before I made quick change to lower the block to 8 or below, hoping that I could fix the monkey problem AND keep X-ray vision, saving that on the console. I dont know why I bothered doing that since the monkey smashed the cloner console to bits, so it wouldnt do much if he got into the room, but I did it, and I did it fast - I didnt even test it on myself because I didnt like the idea of uneccesasary toxin damage. I ran off after that, did some stuff. Wandered around really hurt, mostly, eventually finding a medpack back in the front lobby of medbay and healing myself. Skip forward a bit, I end up making it back to the lab. I check the buffer I have saved, and it seems fine. Because it's the one I had before. It's worth noting my 'test subject' was attacked, and later beheaded, so I guess somebody could've gotten in and fucked around. before I start mass producing x-ray DNA injectors, I do decide to have a bit of a deliberate laugh and deliberately monkey someone, via getting the dna buffer of a regular monkey and injecting, maybe throwing it in the middle of an area. I tagged it as Hulk gene, hoping someone would believe it and use it. Nobody did, but it was worth a shot in my book. I put it on the table, and left it there, and I still left it there when I put the x-ray DNA injectors on the same table. I didnt tag all of them as 'hulk gene' only the one. Eventually when the admin told me i'd messed up, I run back to the table to see all of the needles gone. Whether people took them, or used them, I dont know, but connecting two and two together makes me assume I fucked up somewhere, and DIDNT cure the monkey problem. I got banned shortly after. I suppose it was kinda valid, but apart from the one 'hulk gene' joke, it was all accidental.

Why you think you should be unbanned:


Because I swear it was an accident. Apart from the one hulk gene joke, where I did deliberately intend to monkey someone, It all WAS an accident. I dont know what I messed up to make more people monkeys, maybe I didnt convert the right blocks, or maybe the X-ray DNA injectors were broken. I dont know, but it's my mistake and I apologise for that. I really enjoy playing on the server, and waiting out a week is just a little too much for me to want to handle, Like I said, I'm so sorry for fucking up. If it helps, I'll use a genetics guide in the future through the wiki if you really need me to.

[Lumbermancer]

I tagged it as Hulk gene, hoping someone would believe it and use it. Nobody did, but it was worth a shot in my book.

A monkey walked into a bar and threw injector labeled as "hulk gene" at bartender. He used it. I almost spilled by Manhattan.

[AgenericUsername]

I never got turned into a monkey myself, so chances are that a person turned into a monkey picked it up and decided to use it to trick people themselves, If they did that, It wasnt because I wanted them to. My intention was to leave those DNA injectors on the table to be used to gain X-ray vision, aside from the one hulk gene one that I left and forgot about for the most part. Again, I only had ONE DNA injector tagged, I left it on the table, mass produced what I thought was an X-ray dna injector, left THEM on the SAME table, and went away - Then the admin came, and told me people were monkeys. It may be worth mentioning these needles were left in the medbay lobby,on the tables. I did not tag more than one DNA injector, and that was the only one that was SUPPOSED to monkey people, the rest weren't.

[WarbossLincoln]

I found a pile of dna injectors in medbay and tried one on myself. I became a monkey. I grabbed a couple of them and threw them to people at the bar. One guy used it on himself, the other didn't. I figured if a monkey throws an injector at someone they know what it's going to do. I don't think Generic monkeyed anyone but he probably piled them up in the medbay foyer.

[AgenericUsername]

I did pile them up, but I didnt know they were going to turn anyone into monkeys. I thought I fixed that after the clown monkey tried to kill me and I reverted pretty much everything to 8 or below, but apparently not since people were still monkeys afterwards. Like I've said many times, My only intention was to give people x-ray vision via needles. Whilst I have reason to believe you DID get x-ray, apparently a side effect was being a monkey - A side effect I did not want.

[imblyings]

maybe stay away from """"""""""""jokes"""""""""""""""" involving injectors in the future

[imblyings]

you've answered your own question

don't mix in prank injectors with legit ones