Chairbending karate

[confused rock]

Chairbending would be a karate style that crawls, can use chairs while downed, and, most importantly, is usable no matter how many limbs you have.
A chairbender with no legs will resort to crawling, but otherwise chairbenders will have the skill to crawl, slightly faster than any other legless crawlers in fact, just by resting and not being stunned. useful for getting under flaps and similar.
A crawling chairbender is immune to glass shards, slips, and ranged weapons (As long as they are mobile) and, mobile or not, A crawling chairbender is basically knocked down so non aimed projectiles fly right over them, moving or not.
A crawling chairbender has the ability to, arms or not, crawling or standing, pick up and use two things: chairs, and stools.
There are 2 levels of chairbending training: standard, and advanced.
Standard training can be learned by any crewman using a scroll cargo can order for 1,000 points. It is also learned by somebody missing all limbs after 2 minutes of lacking limbs (And is forgotten by them if they get robotic limbs)
Advanced training is from a contraband crate, costs 5,000 points, and has 2 major special skills:
Advanced users pierce armor when using the chair perfectly, so no matter what it will do full damage (still just 8 brute)
Advanced users can survive losing their head, that is, if all of their other limbs are lost before the head.
The karate comes with a few downsides though:
With standard use, limbs are 50% easier to lose, and any sharp weapon can chop one off.
With advanced use, limbs are 3 times as easy to lose, and blunt weapons can chop them off with little difficulty (this also means you could chop off your own head using a chair)
Lings get advanced use without the downsides and the requirement of losing every limb before the head to survive it.

[cocothegogo]

are you a troll?

[Super Aggro Crag]

you bend chairs under your weight, tubbo