Don't ask Caleb Robinson Anything

[Wyzack]

You see before you a wreck of a 30-something man. On the bar beside him is a number of empty whiskey bottles and crumpled packages of Robust cigarettes. He is chain smoking and downing Uncle Git's special reserve like water. He looks like he has been at it for at least 24 hours and his eyes are bloodshot.

"This is my thread, what the fuck do you want. Get outta here."

[Anonmare]

Fuck you you can't tell me what to do you're not my dad I hte you why cant you just lave me alone adn respect my decisions as a Human beang withot butting your nsoe into everythign I do God you're such a facist control frerak you need to learn to relax and take a chjill pill to make up for thr fact you have probably a really tiny dick lmao you're such a loser scrub lord god you're pathetic.

(Typos intentionally left in for authenticity :^])

[Wyzack]

Itt Sarah Hooker being assblasted that I got the tacticool turtleneck out of the clothesmate first.

[Zilenan91]

Fun fact, if you want to kill people stealthily have the bartender give them two glasses of gargle blaster. They will die from this and take a ridiculous amount of toxin damage per second, enough to prevent defibbing afaik unless they instantly succumb.

[Wyzack]

Jokes on you, Caleb uses whiskey in place of blood to transport oxygen through his veins

[Anonmare]

Itt Sarah Hooker being assblasted that I got the tacticool turtleneck out of the clothesmate first.

I will literally end you to be very honest my friend.

[420weedscopes]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
shouldn't this be in Roleplaying

[Wyzack]

Caleb looks up blearily from his latest glass of scotch, clearly loaded drunk at this point.

"You tell Kerman to read the goddamn SYNTAX of the thread title before he touches my shit. Fuggen green spaceman motherfucking mghh......"

[420weedscopes]

i'm not sure why jeb thought asking fictional characters fictional questions about their fictional lives wouldn't fit in the roleplaying subforum
but
O K

[captain sawrge]

ok op thanks for the advice @topic

[TheWiznard]

[youtube]Dw1qi9ofbg4[/youtube]

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The door to the office slides open-*pssht-tah* smoke lightly rushes into the hallway as it finishes opening. Wiping off your feet before carefully stepping inside, the door closes behind you-*tah-ssht*. Looking around the darkened room you notice a closet slightly ajar, it appears to be full of coats. In front of you there is a moderately sized table on top of which a computer rests. In front of the table lies a comfy looking chair and behind the table one dark leather office chair facing away from you. Upon a wall to your side you see a holoboard covered in documents of some of the most wanted criminals this side of the federation. Strewn across the table are papers and documents seemingly in no organized pattern. As you slowly grow accustomed to the light of the room you hear a voice "Djingle? ...Djidn't expect to see you here. says a voice coming from the in front of the leather office chair. "Why don't you have a seat."
You pull back the comfortable looking chair and sit down. You hear the brief wick of a match being struck and the office chair slowly begins to spin around. In the seat sits Caleb Robinson, but you already knew that before you even entered this room. He takes a cigarette out of his mouth before saying "Oh right, where are my manners." before handing you a cigarette and offering a light. Leaning in you light it before resting it in your mouth. Leaning back in your chair he begins, "So Djingle, what brings you to my office today?"

[Wyzack]

Ah the good old days. Now that i am an admin i pretty much never get a chance to play detective anymore. I only play when it is lowpop and there are never any other admins on so i cant justify deadminning to take a sec role. Maybe i will do it anyways, i miss investigations and my grey coat. Maybe it is time to unretire.

EDIT: also 10/10 writefagging

[TheWiznard]

Ah the good old days. Now that i am an admin i pretty much never get a chance to play detective anymore. I only play when it is lowpop and there are never any other admins on so i cant justify deadminning to take a sec role. Maybe i will do it anyways, i miss investigations and my grey coat. Maybe it is time to unretire.

EDIT: also 10/10 writefagging

I spent 30 minutes writing it.
I spent like over an hour trying to find the music I wanted to go along with it, I started with Fragrance of dark coffee rainymood and ended up with la noire

[PKPenguin321]

u did a good job

[Wyzack]

Yeah it was some quality shit m80, good read