ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

[DemonFiren]

Bottom post of the previous page:

Tail chi, a new martial art only available to lizards.

Includes a tail sweep to deal stamina and possible knockdown to everything in your immediate vicinity, any punches dealing extra damage plus bleeding due to efficient claw usage, and a bite attack inflicting extra heavy bleed, additional damage on immobile targets plus an instant kill on anything in crit.

[Fonedsky]

if you're wearing jackboots, instead of it doing the normal kick thing when you harm someone on the ground, it instead says
"Hitler McShitcurity stomps Harmed Poorguy with his JUSTICE BOOTS OF THE LAW"

[Supermichael777]

Superjail style deathsquad troopers(look at s1 episode 8 or 9)

[Davidchan]

if you're wearing jackboots, instead of it doing the normal kick thing when you harm someone on the ground, it instead says
"Hitler McShitcurity stomps Harmed Poorguy with his JUSTICE BOOTS OF THE LAW"

Wrong thread.

[Gamarr]

In Rev (and any other mode where evacuation is not going to happen), the emergency shuttle docks but when it comes to launch, it instead randomly crashes/lands down into Lavaland as a lesson from Centcomm to Command/Revolutionaries trying to escape on THEIR shuttle.

[Davidchan]

Remove Security Officer role.

Everyone now spawns with zipcuffs in their inventory, and have basic brig access. If someone is causing trouble they get reported over public comms and its up to the Assistants, or anyone else available, to detain and bring them to the brig.

Warden can outfit Assistants he sees fit as he/she sees fit with more powerful security gear, or ask for people to be promoted to Sec Officer, but nobody can join with the title of security.

[Cobby]

Bee people.

Bee people can sting someone with a deadly toxin that will slowly kill them if left untreated, but the bee person dies instantly upon stinging.

Honey heals them like omnizine with no OD, and injecting royal jelly in them will make them into Queen BeePeople that can replace floors with honey floors and walls with honey walls like an Artificer. These floors/walls slow non-bee people down because it's sticky~~~.

[ATDoop]

Replace the detective's scanner with a power all detective's start with, "Investigation Instinct". Activating this then clicking on something gives you the same readout as the scanner, with the option to recall that info with a verb. Replace the detective's ID with a badge. If the detective loses both their badge and gun, they immediately lose their investigation instinct and become an extreme alcoholic, slowly taking toxin damage whenever they aren't drunk.

[TheNightingale]

Replace the detective's scanner with a power all detective's start with, "Investigation Instinct". Activating this then clicking on something gives you the same readout as the scanner, with the option to recall that info with a verb. Replace the detective's ID with a badge. If the detective loses both their badge and gun, they immediately lose their investigation instinct and become an extreme alcoholic, slowly taking toxin damage whenever they aren't drunk.

Wrong thread.

[confused rock]

we should make a gmod darkrp server

[Davidchan]

Replace the detective's scanner with a power all detective's start with, "Investigation Instinct". Activating this then clicking on something gives you the same readout as the scanner, with the option to recall that info with a verb. Replace the detective's ID with a badge. If the detective loses both their badge and gun, they immediately lose their investigation instinct and become an extreme alcoholic, slowly taking toxin damage whenever they aren't drunk.

Wrong thread.

[Screemonster]

Replace beepsky with this:

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[Anonmare]

Revs ought to not be able to identify other revs except their leaders, while revheads can identify their followers and each other.
This let's unaligned crew members hide amongst revolutionaries and encourages revolutionaries to coalesce around their glorious martyrs.

[TheNightingale]

Revs ought to not be able to identify other revs except their leaders, while revheads can identify their followers and each other.
This let's unaligned crew members hide amongst revolutionaries and encourages revolutionaries to coalesce around their glorious martyrs.

Wrong thread, this is actually a pretty good idea.

[PKPenguin321]

Revs ought to not be able to identify other revs except their leaders, while revheads can identify their followers and each other.
This let's unaligned crew members hide amongst revolutionaries and encourages revolutionaries to coalesce around their glorious martyrs.

Wrong thread, this is actually a pretty good idea.

joke's on you, this was the original idea for Gang

[ShadowDimentio]

Gangs only identifyable by clothes coming when

[Screemonster]

Remove the armory and give sec officers only a single gun that is normally a shitty disabler but ramps up through "damaging", "hilariously lethal", and "gib body and delete brain" based on an aggregate of the alert level, the target's wanted status, and whether the emergency shuttle is en-route.

no I haven't been watching psychopass shut up

[Jacough]

Kung fu cops, an admin spawned security role. They can't use guns because it's dishonorable or some shit but have a few special tools in their possession to compensate. The first is a baton that deals damage specifically to limbs and has some kung fu related flavor text when used. Also knocks down perps for a decent amount of time. Has a good chance of knocking someone out too. Second weapon is kind of a combination of a taser and cuffs. It's a barbed electrified blade attached to a chain. It's got the same range as a taser but when it hits the target it not only stuns them but also deals brute damage as well. The chain acts as a leash allowing the cop to drag the perp (painfully) along. Resisting out of the chain takes less time than cable cuffs at the cost of dealing a significant amount of brute damage and bleeding (because you're pulling a fucking barb tipped blade out of yourself after all). A third party can remove the chain without causing this (though it takes longer because they have to do it carefully) and if the cop drops the chain due to slipping, disarming, etc. then the perp escapes immediately.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Kung fu cops, an admin spawned security role. They can't use guns because it's dishonorable or some shit but have a few special tools in their possession to compensate. The first is a baton that deals damage specifically to limbs and has some kung fu related flavor text when used. Also knocks down perps for a decent amount of time. Has a good chance of knocking someone out too. Second weapon is kind of a combination of a taser and cuffs. It's a barbed electrified blade attached to a chain. It's got the same range as a taser but when it hits the target it not only stuns them but also deals brute damage as well. The chain acts as a leash allowing the cop to drag the perp (painfully) along. Resisting out of the chain takes less time than cable cuffs at the cost of dealing a significant amount of brute damage and bleeding (because you're pulling a fucking barb tipped blade out of yourself after all). A third party can remove the chain without causing this (though it takes longer because they have to do it carefully) and if the cop drops the chain due to slipping, disarming, etc. then the perp escapes immediately.

i remember some dude actually got the job title "kung fu cop" once and he drank in the bar with me and I wrote him a themesong and sang it over radio while he beat the shit out of perps.

[PKPenguin321]

remember when goof was gonna give sec krav maga and then let his PR stale and die
that would have been so cool

[Zilenan91]

Or the Deep Fryer which was an actually great idea that got closed by a maintainer for being too silly despite everyone wanting it.

[DemonFiren]

remember when goof was gonna give sec krav maga and then let his PR stale and die
that would have been so cool

Don't worry, he gave us a combat overhaul :^)

[Screemonster]

one of those annoying cricket devices that you can hide somewhere and it makes noises every so often like glass breaking, eswords activating, revolver fire, and so on.

Have it imitate some of the automated announcement things on the station and randomly bark out messages over the radio, such as announcing the arrival of random nonexistent crew members, destabilising supermatter, impersonating the AI and announcing the current active laws as antimov, etc.

edit: or that "HOP HAS POWER OF GOD" etc etc etc law that got uploaded once that was like some kind of forbidden planet monster from the id facerolled the law board, only instead of the id it was raw, unadulterated autism

[Screemonster]

Make defibs shock anyone who is currently grabbing or dragging the patient if they don't have insulated gloves. Clear!

[LordZalgo]

remember when goof was gonna give sec krav maga and then let his PR stale and die
that would have been so cool

[Davidchan]

[confused rock]

Allow the chef to make holocarp fish sticks from mega Carp meat

[Screemonster]

add space glue that can be splashed onto tiles that forces anyone crossing it to move at walk speed

anyone running when they enter a patch of it has a 50% chance to trip onto the next tile and leave their shoes behind, and if the tile they fall onto is also glued then they take a full 30 seconds to stand up

picking up an item from a glued tile takes 5 seconds

[confused rock]

add space glue that can be splashed onto tiles that forces anyone crossing it to move at walk speed

anyone running when they enter a patch of it has a 50% chance to trip onto the next tile and leave their shoes behind, and if the tile they fall onto is also glued then they take a full 30 seconds to stand up

picking up an item from a glued tile takes 5 seconds

so water?

[bandit]

Lizard meat should contain more salt reagents

this can be interpreted many ways

[Davidchan]

Non-humans can eat humans to be healed as though eating 5u of Tricord per human meat slab. A syndicate injection will double this healing to baychem Doctor's Delight for non-humans, or grant humans the ability to eat human meat for the tricord heal.

[Super Aggro Crag]

Every department gets a unique sword that is expressly for the purpose of decoration.

However, they can still cut someone wide open, unless they're wearing an eyepatch.

[Gun Hog]

Mineral tiles for every head office! Captain: Diamond, HoS: Gold, HoP: Silver, CE: Uranium (honk), RD: Plasma (HONK HONK), CMO: Bananium (HOOOOOOOOOOOOONK)

[Zilenan91]

We should port the Clown Office from Hippie

It gives the Clown an office he doesn't have access to and can't enter unless someone lets him in, and if he gets trapped he has to ask to be let out again, honking all the while being a disturbance.

[Screemonster]

Add a spell/ability/whatever to summon the ginosaji, a nigh-invincible player-controlled mob with the objective to kill whoever the ability targets

but it only does 1 damage and has a 2 second click delay

[confused rock]

Add a spell/ability/whatever to summon the ginosaji, a nigh-invincible player-controlled mob with the objective to kill whoever the ability targets

but it only does 1 damage and has a 2 second click delay

once I was an invincible wags-his-tail lizard who tried to kill the racist captain (it worked)
but jesus bruh 1 damage is overpowered make it 0.1 that way it is more immershun

[Davidchan]

NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!

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As a random Event, a player spawns as Carl. He can travel about shooting eye beams, summon harpoons (spears) to throw at people, and can turn corpses into meat creatures to attack the crew. After killing 25 people Carl can create a blood vortex that kills non-carls close to it, bounces about like the singularity and prevents new arrivals from spawning in. Carl wins the game if he kills the entire crew. Optional Paul mask to aid Carl in his quest.

[MMMiracles]

re-add ban requests

[confused rock]

re-add salts-the-wound

[Topham]

kill lag

[Anonmare]

Bolts of life should insta-kill a Lich.
Conversely, a bolt of death should be treated as a bolt of life by liches as well.

[InsaneHyena]

Make lizards be able to be heads.

[DemonFiren]

Finally, a good idea from you.

Restrict humans to cargo and janitor, too, and let catpeople fill the rest.
Plasmemes are security only.

[PKPenguin321]

Bolts of life should insta-kill a Lich.
Conversely, a bolt of death should be treated as a bolt of life by liches as well.

i actually like this idea and it probably wouldnt be so hard to implement code-wise if we used a race check

[Screemonster]

Bolts of life should insta-kill a Lich.
Conversely, a bolt of death should be treated as a bolt of life by liches as well.

i actually like this idea and it probably wouldnt be so hard to implement code-wise if we used a race check

classic "revive kills zombie" RPG mechanics suit a wizard perfectly tbh

[Davidchan]

Dick punts. Attacking someone in the groin would stun them for 5 seconds, but this stun can only be inflicted once a minute. Escape a would be killer by kicking them in the balls and run away.

[DemonFiren]

Friendly reminder that getting kneeled in the groin hurts women just as much as men.

Lizards, obviously, should be immune, what with their protective scales and all.

[confused rock]

Add holoparasite with hands

[DemonFiren]

Remove the SABR from Research and don't give players any other way to obtain it.

[Zilenan91]

That already happened

[DemonFiren]

That already happened