Fun things to do as traitor thread

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:55 pm #164450

Bottom post of the previous page:

As traitor geneticist:

- Kill people
- Drag them to be "cloned"
- Get their UI + UE, give them to a monkeyman
- Release the monkeymen back into the station
- Repeat
- Crew slowly replaced with mindless mankeymen

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 10:58 pm #164451

I had an idea a while ago as a Roboticist antag

Get monkeys from Genetics
Build many chainsaws
Augment all the monkeys with every cyborg limb you can possibly get
Give them all chainsaw arms
Ask xenobio for sentience potions
Be General of the Cyborg Chainsaw Monkey army

ShadowDimentio · Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:02 pm

That's a disgusting waste of a sentience potion

Venticular · Post by **Venticular** » Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:28 pm #164459

ShadowDimentio wrote:Play toxins and plant bombs all over the station in smugglers satchels and threaten to BLOW IT ALL TO HELL if NT doesn't pay you a million spacebucks.

YOU LITTLE BASTARD THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

ShadowDimentio · Fri Mar 25, 2016 11:37 pm

Well I said it better

Jazaen · Post by **Jazaen** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 9:04 am #164572

Ok, another one as tator scientist:

Get Chaplain to bless you 3 watertanks
Get yourself a few max-upgraded chem dispensers
Get an autolathe
Print 20 bluespace beakers
Fill 10 with potassium, 10 with holy water
Print 10 remote signaller/igniter combos
Make 10 grenade casings
Make 10 grenades
Trade your TCs for bombcap removal
Go to a different ZLevel
PRESS THAT BUTTON
All heretics have been removed from station.

Or, as non-tator, blow some holes in the lavaland.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:34 am #164587

Jazaen wrote:Ok, another one as tator scientist:

Get Chaplain to bless you 3 watertanks
Get yourself a few max-upgraded chem dispensers
Get an autolathe
Print 20 bluespace beakers
Fill 10 with potassium, 10 with holy water
Print 10 remote signaller/igniter combos
Make 10 grenade casings
Make 10 grenades
Trade your TCs for bombcap removal
Go to a different ZLevel
PRESS THAT BUTTON
All heretics have been removed from station.

Or, as non-tator, blow some holes in the lavaland.

I tested the impact of chem explosive grenades on a separate server.

Payload 1: 300u water - 300u potassium
Result: 4, 9, 19
Payload 2: 200u sulphuric acid - 2x100u glycerol - 200u fluorosulphuric acid
Result: 15, 32, 65
Payload 3: 300u holy water - 300u potassium
Result: 5, 11, 24

You're better off growing a lot of high-potency corn.

Screemonster · Sat Mar 26, 2016 1:01 pm

DemonFiren wrote: You're better off growing a lot of high-potency corn.

get an ody
scan a beaker of corn oil
shit out infinite corn oil forever

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Mar 26, 2016 1:14 pm #164601

Screemonster wrote:
DemonFiren wrote: You're better off growing a lot of high-potency corn.
get an ody
scan a beaker of corn oil
shit out infinite corn oil forever

Or that, but that's boring.

Laharl Monthy · Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:16 am

Payload 2: 200u sulphuric acid - 2x100u glycerol - 200u fluorosulphuric acid
Result: 15, 32, 65

Ho.
My.
God.

I gotta try this.

Getting the corn is going to be another story, tho.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:36 am #164772

Laharl Monthy wrote:
Payload 2: 200u sulphuric acid - 2x100u glycerol - 200u fluorosulphuric acid
Result: 15, 32, 65
Ho.
My.
God.

I gotta try this.

Getting the corn is going to be another story, tho.

That's something you can do as botanist.

Nettles contain sulphuric.
Death nettles contain fluorosulphuric.
Glycerol you can multiply via BEES!

killerx09 · Post by **killerx09** » Sun Mar 27, 2016 12:35 pm #164774

Or grow corn while breaking into chemistry for the acids.

Bluespace · Post by **Bluespace** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:42 pm #167931

Zilenan91 wrote:If I remember right I think it was Bluespace who got banned for rerouting disposals into the singularity. So much shit went through into the sing that it caused the sing to get loose and eat the station.

lol this was brilliant.
fairly certain the hos disposaled himself into it and was salty af

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:06 pm #167963

So... player controlled minebots are distractingly robust if you have a lot of spare points and want a disposable army to go fuck everything up.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:07 pm #167964

The minebots are player controlled? I thought that they were mobs?

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:19 pm #167965

You can buy an AI upgrade in the vendor that lets ghosts take control of them

TechnoAlchemist · Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:45 pm

Buy a revolver and a minibomb and gib your least favorite player

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:09 pm

Get a holoparasite, and find another traitor with a holoparasite.

Pray to the gods to play a midi of "Sono Chi No Sadame" or "Stand Proud"

Have a dramatic stand battle in the middle of the hallway before security comes by.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:21 pm #168344

CrunchyCHEEZIT wrote:Get a holoparasite, and find another traitor with a holoparasite.

Pray to the gods to play a midi of "Sono Chi No Sadame" or "Stand Proud"

Have a dramatic stand battle in the middle of the hallway before security comes by.

Find me these midis and i'll gladly do it whenever I see it.

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:41 pm

here ya go

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:42 pm #168348

Youtube videos are not midis.

stiph · Post by **stiph** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:06 pm #168357

Screemonster wrote:
DemonFiren wrote: You're better off growing a lot of high-potency corn.
get an ody
scan a beaker of corn oil
shit out infinite corn oil forever

What is an ody

CrunchyCHEEZIT · Tue Apr 12, 2016 8:11 pm

http://w01.tp1.jp/~a889590457/hp_midi/hp_midi.htm

translate the page

scroll down to anime music

Sono Chi No Sadame, Stand Proud and End of the World are there under "jojo op" or something

if you are too lazy to fucking scroll down then i dont care

TankNut · Post by **TankNut** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:57 am #168439

stiph wrote:
Screemonster wrote:
DemonFiren wrote: You're better off growing a lot of high-potency corn.
get an ody
scan a beaker of corn oil
shit out infinite corn oil forever
What is an ody

https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Guide_to_robotics#Odysseus

stiph · Post by **stiph** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:41 pm #168497

Thanks

Screemonster · Wed Apr 13, 2016 6:56 pm

Disconnect waste from atmospherics. (as close to atmo as you can get away with)
Connect distro to waste.
Spill a can of plasma and order the AI to scrub/siphon it.

Screemonster · Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:50 am

Oh, and while I'm on fun things to do with canisters - just fill an oxygen canister with hot plasma and leave it for someone to top up their internals tank.

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:20 am

fill the arrivals shuttle with flaming gas right away so new players die

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:29 am #168737

That gets you banned for camping the shuttle sadly

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:19 am

Wow really darn
what if you blow it up?

Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:37 am

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Wow really darn
what if you blow it up?

I'm sure that would be fine

Yakumo_Chen · Fri Apr 15, 2016 12:23 pm

Whenever I play RD and get traitor I try to subvert the AI to declare science as an independent nation and make myself Her Majesty The Queen Research Directorate of Sciopolis. Then I have the borgs reinforce Sciopolis by building walls, protecting science staff, and borging all who resist.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 12:09 am #168936

Nah if you do anything that harms people latejoining in the shuttle you get banned

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 12:23 am #168941

Zilenan91 wrote:Nah if you do anything that harms people latejoining in the shuttle you get banned

Since when? I've popped a plasma-incendiary nade in there before and about ten people got incinerated as a tator and I didn't even get a message.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 12:34 am #168944

Few admins on most likely.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:07 am #168949

Yeah please don't mess with the arrivals shuttle. Its complete anti-fun to think you're joining into a round but you're already dead.

Reece · Post by **Reece** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:14 am #168951

Zilenan91 wrote:Few admins on most likely.

When I first joined a few rounds in I spawned on a shuttle that was blown wide open to space and got sucked out to die, when I ahelped it what I got back was ' yes it is' to the Ahelp that read 'the shuttle is open to space, now I'm dead' I always chalked it up to it not really mattering, must have been a meaty ore then or something.

Though the shuttle itself is fairly unlikely to take a beating from normal traitoring on the station because of how far away it is. You'd have to deliberately go and mess with it.

Saegrimr · Post by **Saegrimr** » Sat Apr 16, 2016 1:17 am #168952

Yeah I mean Shit Happens like meteors and whatnot, but going over to the shuttle specifically to bomb it or flood it is not cool.