Clown Name Megathread

[Anonmare]

To oppose the insidious and maximally degenerative Lizard thread. I'll start us off:-

Jim Robber
Sick Ducker
Nippery Slipple
Slipple Nip
Josef Sylin
Adolf Hatler
Ben Dover
Digger Nick
Tigger Bitties
Infrared Riding Hood
President Patootin
Walking Talking Stephen Hawking
Chairman Meow
Kim Jong Illiest
Lister The Sister Fister
Lister's Sister The Fist Resister
The Chosen Juan
Dildo Bagskin
Yolo Swaggins
Grocery Baggings
Terminally Chill
Ser Cumference
Ser Prize
Miss Fortune
Quickscopin' JFK
Spreads-The-Clap
Ronald Ray Gun
Large Blackman
Atmos Sabotege
Eddie Izzard The Wizard Lizard
Dick Hertz
Mr A. I. Rouge
Sings-For-Kate
Sue H. Yoo
Attorney-at War
That Fucking Faggot George Mallons
No one
Sengulo Aratee-Luse

[Zilenan91]

My clown static is Cornholio

[PKPenguin321]

Damn, that's a Cold-Ass Honkey

[Cherrypone]

Whenever I play round I go as Mistake.

[ShadowDimentio]

Slippy

[DemonFiren]

To oppose the insidious and maximally degenerative Lizard thread.

General Honks
Hunts-the-Valids
Fights-the-Power
Blows-the-Horns
Tunnel Snake

[Cuboos]

Nip Snip
Fightin' Clown
Narcoleptic Clown
Timmy The Toucher

[InsaneHyena]

Walking Talking Stephen Hawking

I actually smiled.

[TrustyGun]

Cracker the Quack

[Wyzack]

Suicides immediately

[Ricotez]

Suicides immediately

finding his body in his spawn location was funny the first time

[confused rock]

ur fat

[Super Aggro Crag]

Wise Clownfucius say: Man who live in glass house, put toilet in basement.

[DemonFiren]

Wise Clownfucius say: Man who live in glass house, put toilet in basement.

I'unno, I wouldn't have a problem so long as it wasn't a glass toilet, too.

[sirnat]

My static clown name is:
The-Ragin-Mage and at every round start I take off my shoes, dress up as a wizard stay quiet on comms and yell ei-nath over the radio as if it was through a bounced radio from someones corpse.

[IcePacks]

X-Yin' Z

X and Y must be alliterative

[kazeespada]

Chief Fun Officer.

[srifenbyxp]

Most Dangerous Honk
Evil Physically Manifested

[ThanatosRa]

Yucko da Clown. When I've done him, I've give an announcement about "Yucko da clown here in*station name* *foul mouthed insult*" at the start of the shift. ANd just go around bieng a foul mouthed insulting piece of shit.

[DemonFiren]

So, basically playing clown as assistant.

[ThanatosRa]

Trying to make a joke of it, without actually doing full on assistant things. Just acting like Yucko da Clown. look him up.

[ThanatosRa]

This is how I imagine the SS13 Clown.

[TheWiznard]

Professor Shitlorde
Musical Clown - I play the musical instruments with my extensive collection of personal songs.

I like seeing the variants of:
JetpackHijack StealShuttle

[EndgamerAzari]

It basically depends on which 'base' character I had selected.
If it's the facially-disfigured Evan, I play as Fuggles the clown, an alcoholic who staggers around telling depressing anti-jokes over the intercom and hurting himself.
If I started with the top-heavy Mary, I go by Funbags the clown and run around telling boob jokes the whole time.

[DemonFiren]

I like seeing the variants of:
JetpackHijack StealShuttle

Back when you could choose your clown/mime name at roundstart people put their objectives in there as traitor.

What I do now as clown is use fake uplink codes as ringtone.

[Cuboos]

Sliplocker Weldspace

[Jacough]

Sheckle Snatcher

I go around trying to con my way to the top of the food chain while trying to steal the goyim's sheckles. I once tried to bribe a blob with space bucks.

Spoiler:

It didn't work out well

[PKPenguin321]

I go around trying to con my way to the top of the food chain while trying to steal the goyim's sheckles. I once tried to bribe a blob with space bucks.

Spoiler:

It didn't work out well

haha dude i remember that, laughed my ass off

[Ikarrus]

Mime (Clown)
And
Clown (Mime)