Anonmare wrote:Would be doable if Detective got scaled back. Like a regular headset instead of a bowman one, no sec belt, returned to plain sunglasses instead of secHUD and no spare speedloaders at roundstart.
Well, det doesn't start with sec locker access and only has normal sunglasses in his office.
Totally take the bowmans away, though. You could nerf the revolver by making it single-action, basically working like a shotgun.
Nerfing the Detective won't fix antag-Det, it'll only make non-antag Detectives upset. If we don't police murderboning, as Zilenan says, we'll have police murderboning.
(If we don't add in rules to stop murder sprees, antag Security will go on murder sprees)
Remove AI, an extremely popular job that always has multiple people setting it on high, and is in fact a large part of the games appeal, for a week,based on a close poll.
for a whole day eveyone starts with a random good martail art and the objective to prove they are the strongest.
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours
Never forget the corruption of these halls
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
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Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy
OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends
OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY
An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
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Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.
Xenos that try to pounce a hulk with grab intent should get put in a headlock where the hulk can choose between shit like choke-outs or suplexing the xeno.
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The best way to get a girl/boy friend is to click on them say "hi" then push enter
then say "your cute" then push enter,wait until they say somthing back if they
don't go for another.
Farts produce methane, players can build a store naturally, eating beans and cheese and other noxious foods causing it to build up faster.
In low doses methane causes gagging and coughing with light amounts of oxy damage, in high amounts it turns the air green can cause vomiting. Superfarts always generate 1 tile full of methane behind the mob. Farts could be lit on fire.
Syndicate pills could increase farting rate, or even make 'silent but deadly' farts.
Rev mode features Revs capturing the captain, gathering up a bunch of cheese and buckle cuffing the captain to literally fart him to death.
hygiene update, going a long time without washing yourself causes stink lines to appear around you. rate of stink increases if you're covered in blood/gibs/are a lizard.
Fake loyalty implants, available from the Syndicate uplink. They appear on the SecHUD as a regular loyalty implant would, but do not confer any of its effects or protections. Allows infiltration of Security upon killing an officer for his loot, or purchasing a Chameleon kit to go along with it.
Considering traitors don't appear with other conversion antags outside of rare circumstances (datum antags are a meme), it's basically just a loyalty implant
Anonmare wrote:Considering traitors don't appear with other conversion antags outside of rare circumstances (datum antags are a meme), it's basically just a loyalty implant
So it's in the right thread then
A loyalty implant that doesn't require access to the armory/cargo and/or an emag, which would make it cheaper and easier to get. And would just encourage more murderboning since you could waltz right in and blast away the warden before he can cry for help.
Super Aggro Crag wrote:hygiene update, going a long time without washing yourself causes stink lines to appear around you. rate of stink increases if you're covered in blood/gibs/are a lizard.
To be entirely honest, this would actually be a really neat and natural deterrent to ERP and, should anyone still decide to ERP anyway, it would add an extra layer of roleplay. Much better than godmins gibbing horny spessmen with no warning. Additionally, there should be some reason to avoid smelly people, other than because you wanna fuck them. Maybe being around smelly people would make you smelly as well?
I think this would be pretty neat tbh.
Super Aggro Crag wrote:hygiene update, going a long time without washing yourself causes stink lines to appear around you. rate of stink increases if you're covered in blood/gibs/are a lizard.
To be entirely honest, this would actually be a really neat and natural deterrent to ERP and, should anyone still decide to ERP anyway, it would add an extra layer of roleplay. Much better than godmins gibbing horny spessmen with no warning. Additionally, there should be some reason to avoid smelly people, other than because you wanna fuck them. Maybe being around smelly people would make you smelly as well?
I think this would be pretty neat tbh.
Abusable like you wouldn't believe: if you're smelly enough you'll get some minor disease.
Get real bad and it's dysentery for you. At least you'll give medical something to do!
Also, fuck you, I own a lizard, they smell better than people. Give the master race the buff they deserve.
DemonFiren wrote:I own a lizard, they smell better than people. Give the master race the buff they deserve.
I can't help but imagine you picking up a helpless little lizards and giving it a really thorough smell, letting out a satisfied "ahhhh". Poor Wags
Still, I thought that the thing that made lizards actually interesting was their distinct disadvantages. The social dynamic of racists vs snowflakes is actually kinda interesting and adds a little depth to the world of spessmen, spesswomen, and spesslizards.
DemonFiren wrote:I own a lizard, they smell better than people. Give the master race the buff they deserve.
I can't help but imagine you picking up a helpless little lizards and giving it a really thorough smell, letting out a satisfied "ahhhh". Poor Wags
Still, I thought that the thing that made lizards actually interesting was their distinct disadvantages. The social dynamic of racists vs snowflakes is actually kinda interesting and adds a little depth to the world of spessmen, spesswomen, and spesslizards.
You, uh...
...I admit, that was funnier than it should have been.
Split up the Security department! We already have security posts for all of the officers. Remove the centralized system and expand each department's security post to include a small brig. In removing the main Security area, each of the department's security post will contain an officer's equipment. The new perma shall be known as "space", along with the gulag. The armory shall be moved to the upload's location at the bridge, the upload moved to the gravigen's area, and the gravigen moved to Engineering. In terms of command structure, The Head of Security will now be named a "Blue Shield", tasked with protecting the heads of staff; his office will replace the meeting room on the bridge. The Warden will be a "Bridge Officer", tasked with securing the armory and the bridge equipment. The Detective will remain as he is, but will join the Lawyers in the "Internal Affairs" department, which will replace Security - all under the authority of the Head of Personnel. The security officers themselves will report to the head of their assigned department.
This is meant to mirror Skyrim's region-based crime system where each of the Holds of Skyrim track crime separately. Antagonists will be spaced by handled and processed by the department that captured them. Robust antags which manage to escape are less likely to be hunted down by the entirety of the station's security force.
Anonmare wrote:You should be able to power the turbine with the corpses of dead Plasma Men
You can already do this with live plasma-men. Strip them naked and lock them in a pure plasma environment, and gradually siphon away the plasma to mix with 02 in the turbine- they'll refresh it as you siphon it away without ever catching fire or dying.
In game, I play the A.I Firmware, the French cyborg C.U.R.I.E, Aubrie Allen, and the lizard scum Skulks-Through-Maintenance.
Anonmare wrote:Excuse you I want dead non-Humans. I'm not a damn nancy boy
Replace the singularity with 10 potential mutant plasma-men zombies (undead?/Simple mobs?) that are only placated when bombed with PA waves, release these mighty fire hulks and offer control to ghosts to ensure max damage. Assuming that prolonged PA radiation has that effect to revive plasma-men corpses to some extent since they are more ethereal and therefore spookily mysterious in how their bodies interact with certain forces such as radiation.
A HILARIOUS code joke. When given to a cat it becomes a mystery cat and gains the ability to teleport and become invisible. When given to Runtime he becomes Mystery Runtime and anyone with the coder rank screams in agony.
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours
Never forget the corruption of these halls
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy
OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends
OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY
An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.
Sapient clown bomb. A PLAYER clown bomb. Simply put, the Clowns spawned by the bomb will react to attack_ghost() to allow a player ghost to control them. Player ghosts are notified when the bomb explodes. All player clowns that come from the bomb are considered antagonists with the objective to defend the other clowns - kill anyone who seeks to harm them!
Gun Hog wrote:Sapient clown bomb. A PLAYER clown bomb. Simply put, the Clowns spawned by the bomb will react to attack_ghost() to allow a player ghost to control them. Player ghosts are notified when the bomb explodes. All player clowns that come from the bomb are considered antagonists with the objective to defend the other clowns - kill anyone who seeks to harm them!
A nuke on mining that goes off when the station gets nuked named "Anti-cowardice device". NT doesn't want you to run!
oranges wrote:It's my game, not yours
Never forget the corruption of these halls
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that I actually care.
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Omar Beail says, "You guys should fuck for my entertainment"
Classy, TG, Classy
OOC: KorPhaeron: Admins aren't allowed to have friends
OOC: Daman997: I HAVE POSTED VIDEOS OF A MAN FUCKING A SNAKE IN OOC GIVE ME THAT LINK PUSSY
An0n3 wrote:Take the same brand of retardation and invert it and you have people saying "It's okay for a game to cost more because I enjoyed it!
Spoiler:
Q: Why does everyone assume I’m a pervert just for wanting to play as a cat girl?
A: Because they’re degenerate cocksuckers who cannot fathom that another person might have pure intentions in wanting to play as the cat girl master race. Their wish fulfillment fetish-tier races like elves, aasimars, goliaths, and hobgoblins are perfectly fine in their mad, lust-filled minds, such that the purity and perfection of cat girls burns at their evil perverted hearts.
Wizards should get a new spell called "Cage Match"(name pending) which transforms each crew member into either John Cena or Macho Man Randy Savage, with the objectives to "DEFEND YOUR TITLE IN THE RING" teams are divied up with cenas on one and macho men on the other. Each team has one person who spawns with a gold championship belt which allows them to teleminetically speak to their team. Your team wins if you hold both belts at round end.
Zellion wrote:Wizards should get a new spell called "Cage Match"(name pending) which transforms each crew member into either John Cena or Macho Man Randy Savage, with the objectives to "DEFEND YOUR TITLE IN THE RING" teams are divied up with cenas on one and macho men on the other. Each team has one person who spawns with a gold championship belt which allows them to teleminetically speak to their team. Your team wins if you hold both belts at round end.
WRONG THREAD FUND HE NOW although probably as a meme gamemode like Highlander instead of a wizard spell
Give the clown an admin-spawnable only clown suit/mask that confers the highest levels of protection possible to all forms of damage and constantly injects healing reagents. But it's unremovable, prevents you from attacking, forces you to walk at a crawl and makes you unable to say anything but "honk".
