Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:47 am #155336

Bottom post of the previous page:

things have gone in a direction in this thread

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:52 am #155394

Had to spend like an hour cleaning the hallway wall today

My nose was bleeding because the dry air wreaks havoc on my nose

I sneezed, and gave the wall a nice misting

Man, I hope the next family doesn't come through with a black light, that wall is gonna look like someone got necked

Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:15 am

Takeguru wrote:Had to spend like an hour cleaning the hallway wall today

My nose was bleeding because the dry air wreaks havoc on my nose

I sneezed, and gave the wall a nice misting

Man, I hope the next family doesn't come through with a black light, that wall is gonna look like someone got necked

sounds like the setup to some murder mystery episode of a reality tv show
did you happen to fall down the stairs to your basement after this and break your neck?

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:49 am #155414

A basement?

Silly guy, housing contractors for the military wouldn't put in basements

Apartment complexes and duplexes for miles

420weedscopes · Sat Feb 20, 2016 4:53 pm

Nienhaus wrote:Clearly we need a picture of the maid outfit to prove otherwise.

i've literally given that to you earlier in the thread

Deitus wrote:naw, i call bullshit. timestamp that shit with the message "deitus u r a fag" or i wont believe it. nobody is THAT bad.

NSFW:

any questions?
also i got an alaskan malamute today

furthermore
[youtube]PJxoQWd66IM[/youtube]

ps i'm the fucking realest

Nienhaus · Post by **Nienhaus** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:20 pm #155519

420weedscopes wrote:
Nienhaus wrote:Clearly we need a picture of the maid outfit to prove otherwise.
i've literally given that to you earlier in the thread

Wow my memory is shit. Yeah you did.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:07 pm #155533

420weedscopes wrote:also i got an alaskan malamute today
Spoiler:
furthermore
[youtube]amazing world[youtube]

ps i'm the fucking realest

Sat Jan 09, 2016 2:52 pm

TheWiznard wrote:why haven't you played Amazing World yet?

Sat Jan 09, 2016 3:06 pm

An0n3 wrote:Don't even know what that is.

Mon Jan 25, 2016 7:55 pm

An0n3 wrote:NAH SON ITS TIME FOR CLUB PENGUIN AMAZING WORLD

http://store.steampowered.com/app/293500/

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:10 pm #155534

420weedscopes wrote:
NSFW:
http://imgur.com/2AONIen

420weedscopes · Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:11 am

TheWiznard wrote:snip

are you trying to convey an emotion?

Deitus wrote:snip

┐('～`；)┌

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:03 pm #155806

ven'eear de pon tuvena senl len delare 'ist seno, pes di enar'o engle sies byien daro le.

420weedscopes · Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:11 pm

gesundheit

420weedscopes · Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:08 am

i just spent two hours performing a very hard challenge in csgo's new operation
when me and my friend finally completed it, it didn't count it as a win because csgo

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:27 am #155927

420weedscopes wrote:i just spent two hours performing a very hard challenge in csgo's new operation
when me and my friend finally completed it, it didn't count it as a win because csgo
Spoiler:

post your sick crosshair bro, life hack: I actually play with this crosshair

Spoiler:

I need to get back into some csgo haven't played it since 12/21/15 apparently.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:50 am #155933

i'm gonna try and get through dark souls 1 and 2 before i start 3, and im just now getting back to sen's fortress. its gonna be a long grind...

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:51 am #155934

Many weeks ago my cat climbed onto my table as I was eating a hot pocket, and drug it off into the darkness. It was only today that I found it under some clothes and it seems to have become sentient.

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:03 am #155936

Zilenan91 wrote:Many weeks ago my cat climbed onto my table as I was eating a hot pocket, and drug it off into the darkness. It was only today that I found it under some clothes and it seems to have become sentient.

pics of the pocket and the cat

also why didnt you just grab it, the cat couldnt have been that fast

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:10 am #155941

Deitus wrote:i'm gonna try and get through dark souls 1 and 2 before i start 3, and im just now getting back to sen's fortress. its gonna be a long grind...

Sens is fucking hell. When i tried co-oping this game with my friend ( i had beaten it many times before) we finally managed to grind through the place after hours of trying and were at the very top. We go to head to the bonfire and i trip the motherfucking pressure plate, shooting 3 darts into his (the host's) back and fucking up the whole run. We stopped playing after that

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:23 am #155947

Deitus wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:Many weeks ago my cat climbed onto my table as I was eating a hot pocket, and drug it off into the darkness. It was only today that I found it under some clothes and it seems to have become sentient.
pics of the pocket and the cat

also why didnt you just grab it, the cat couldnt have been that fast

Don't have a phone I'm afraid. Also I may have been looking on my laptop at the time.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:38 am #155950

Wyzack wrote:
Deitus wrote:i'm gonna try and get through dark souls 1 and 2 before i start 3, and im just now getting back to sen's fortress. its gonna be a long grind...
Sens is fucking hell. When i tried co-oping this game with my friend ( i had beaten it many times before) we finally managed to grind through the place after hours of trying and were at the very top. We go to head to the bonfire and i trip the motherfucking pressure plate, shooting 3 darts into his (the host's) back and fucking up the whole run. We stopped playing after that

first time playing through it with my friends and I was constantly invaded like literally every 3 minutes. not only was it my first time in sens but I also was only playing with KB/mouse. I managed to run into the doorway near the rolling balls and push the invader into it as they were right on my trail. also my fucking friends got me so hard with the "treasure chest with one of the best early game items" fucking ptsd now everytime I see a chest, sure learned my lesson after that.

Remie Richards · Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:12 pm

>really worried about going to print something at college because I've completely forgot the bonkers printing system
>nice lady at the help desk helps me through the entire thing except for one moment
>one moment is when my friend comes in, who is also in need of help
>we chat for a bit

everything went better than expected.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:16 pm #155994

Remie Richards wrote:>really worried about going to print something at college because I've completely forgot the bonkers printing system
>nice lady at the help desk helps me through the entire thing except for one moment
>one moment is when my friend comes in, who is also in need of help
>we chat for a bit

everything went better than expected.

every educational institution where I have ever tried to print something had a bonkers system

I once spent an entire day trying to get my computer linked into my university's printing system. fortunately I can now easily print whenever I want to, until they change the system again

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:53 pm #156029

Wyzack wrote:
Deitus wrote:i'm gonna try and get through dark souls 1 and 2 before i start 3, and im just now getting back to sen's fortress. its gonna be a long grind...
Sens is fucking hell. When i tried co-oping this game with my friend ( i had beaten it many times before) we finally managed to grind through the place after hours of trying and were at the very top. We go to head to the bonfire and i trip the motherfucking pressure plate, shooting 3 darts into his (the host's) back and fucking up the whole run. We stopped playing after that

sens seems to suffer from what i call "water temple syndrome:" everyone says its horrible and hard but its really just kind of tedious more than anything. i got through it before and there are far, far more annoying areas (cough cough blight town). but maybe thats just me, i dunno

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:26 pm #156042

I did blighttown the hard way on my first run and I actually liked it. It was a nice challenge in spatial awareness and once you kill the toxin snipers there is not too much bullshit. As for the water temple I find I am always short 1 fucking key, and it is always the one under the floating box that raises with the water level

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:29 pm #156043

yeah i've never done the short way, i never choose the master key...it just seems like cheating to me, i dunno.

slightly on topic: for some reason the boss for water temple always scared the SHIT out of me as a kid. i remember i played through OoT a lot back then but whenever i got to the boss door i remember just freaking out, i think i cried once. i dont even remember what i thought was so scary about it, the only thing that even came close was bongo bongo.

...now that i think about it, a lot of the bosses scared me. the lava dragon boss fight i had nightmares about and the sand temple always spooped me a bit just cuz of the tight quarters.

wow, i was a li'l bitch. man up, past me.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Feb 22, 2016 7:23 pm

This is bullshit.

Here in West Virginia we need to get our cars inspected every year to make sure they're safe. Normally takes about an hour, costs a few bucks, no big deal. I went to get it done Saturday morning and they tell me unless I shell out $300 to get the shocks replaced it won't pass inspection. So I tell 'em go ahead. I drop the car off this morning and fifteen minutes ago they call me to tell me they got the wrong parts so they'll have to keep it overnight. Christ almighty.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:05 pm #156070

I thought it was a universal fact that 90% of all autoshops are full of people trying to milk you for all you're worth. I remember seeing a documentary/video about how they had this "knowledable" car guy replace everything on the car 100% best as he could in perfect condition. then took it in for an oil change at a car shop and (btw they made a girl driver go) and they kept adding all this shit onto her plate that she 100% didn't even need. and even the oil change they did was done really poorly I recall, like they didn't even finish or do it all.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:08 pm #156071

I saw something like that where they were trying to bust a shady computer salesman. They got a nice computer and slightly unplugged something from the motherboard, and the guy tried to bill them for all this crazy shit and even swapped out some of their parts for worse ones. When they confronted him about it with cameras and shit he got super stoney faced and tried to leave without saying a word. They kept asking him questions but he ignored them, and in his haste backed his car into a telephone pole trying to get the fuck out. It was hilarious

420weedscopes · Mon Feb 22, 2016 8:28 pm

TheWiznard wrote:post your sick crosshair bro

Spoiler:

looks smaller than it actually is in that picture since i normally play fullscreen and my printscreen key isn't happy with fullscreen stuff
nametag: Cobain's Toothbrush

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:21 am

Running outside isn't as hard as it used to be, but it still sucks.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:32 am #156240

Well great. My maternal grandfather had a stroke. Apparently still alive, but in the hospital. Ma's going to be hurting as a result.

Also the apparent call to prayer makes me uncomfortable.

Remie Richards · Tue Feb 23, 2016 2:37 pm

Feedback on an Assignment wrote:"this is a stunning piece of work, your diagrams are brilliant, your components and the layers are so well documented. well done"

T-thanks I guess?
I mean I pulled the diagrams out of my bum and just splerged down everything I knew about the topic.
Guess thats enough lol.

I even checked the marking document, it's pretty funny because the first 2 criteria say "Correct" where as the last one is "WELL DOCUMENTED" in all caps.

for context the assignment was about TCP and Web Architecture, that's what "layers" and "components" refers to.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:38 pm

ThanatosRa wrote:Well great. My maternal grandfather had a stroke. Apparently still alive, but in the hospital. Ma's going to be hurting as a result.

Also the apparent call to prayer makes me uncomfortable.

Jesus, man, that's awful. My condolences.

420weedscopes · Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:14 pm

i tried several different things for that csgo mission
1. beat it on hard mode (didn't work)
2. do all the challenges at once (didn't work)
3. be the guy that carries the hostage (didn't work)
4. stand directly under the chopper at the end of the mission (didn't work)
5. speedrun it (didn't work)
6. beat it on first load (worked)

basically, if you have to respawn back at the barracks, it won't count as a win if you beat it after that. you have to disconnect and lobby up again. v a l v e.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:18 pm #156454

EndgamerAzari wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:Well great. My maternal grandfather had a stroke. Apparently still alive, but in the hospital. Ma's going to be hurting as a result.

Also the apparent call to prayer makes me uncomfortable.
Jesus, man, that's awful. My condolences.

I'm not a praying man. Just not my year. But Everything is cool. If you let despair take hold, you deserve everything you get. It's not about manning up. It's about channeling it all into positive energy and moving forward.

Also FUCK My fucking car battery died last night, had a long ordeal just getting the right battery, getting home... then just getting the right tools and swapping it out in like 10 minutes tops.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 23, 2016 7:43 pm

Still, man. I'm sorry for all your rotten luck.

Oh God, I think I might actually have an eating disorder. I ate a donut and I'm actually half-considering making myself puke it up.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:32 pm #156518

EndgamerAzari wrote:Still, man. I'm sorry for all your rotten luck.

Oh God, I think I might actually have an eating disorder. I ate a donut and I'm actually half-considering making myself puke it up.

Dumbass, just do that much more work to work it off. A little indulgence ain't going to kill you anyway. The big thing that i think will help you is getting a good understanding and feel for Moderation.

EDIT: A further thought on Life. Life sucks. The best we can all do is tell it to suck on your nuts and give it the biggest fuck you that you can. Succeeding as much as you can and living a good life despite how much it tries to shit on you and shut you down. NEVER stop being emotionally the hardest, most upbeat son of a cockbiting whore you can. Be a tenacious son of a bitch. Every horrible thing that happens should just be more fuel for the fire in your heart. Mourn, accept your losses and honor those by pushing forward.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:50 pm #156529

Amen. Tried to have that conversation in OOC once and everyone called me a cynic.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 23, 2016 9:50 pm

ThanatosRa wrote:Dumbass, just do that much more work to work it off. A little indulgence ain't going to kill you anyway. The big thing that i think will help you is getting a good understanding and feel for Moderation.

Sorry can't hear you over the BLAAAAUGH HUAAAARGH WAAUUCH

Also fuck moderation, I've lost 30 pounds since October, I'm not stopping now. I GOTTA BE PRETTY

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:03 pm #156534

Wyzack wrote:Amen. Tried to have that conversation in OOC once and everyone called me a cynic.

How is that cynical? It's about keeping your head high when everything is shit. It's saying "Yes, everything his shit, but that's no reason to be a bitch, push forward and keeping doing the best you can, being the best you can."

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:06 pm #156536

EndgamerAzari wrote:
ThanatosRa wrote:Dumbass, just do that much more work to work it off. A little indulgence ain't going to kill you anyway. The big thing that i think will help you is getting a good understanding and feel for Moderation.
Sorry can't hear you over the BLAAAAUGH HUAAAARGH WAAUUCH

Also fuck moderation, I've lost 30 pounds since October, I'm not stopping now. I GOTTA BE PRETTY

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:07 pm

ALL SUGARS GONE... MANUALLY!

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:57 pm #156553

Dented some old lady's car in a parking lot as she was pulling in to a parking space -- did not see her.

Had to shell out four thousand dollars for it

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Tue Feb 23, 2016 10:59 pm #156554

EndgamerAzari wrote:I GOTTA BE PRETTY

you are pretty though azari

EndgamerAzari · Tue Feb 23, 2016 11:06 pm

TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I GOTTA BE PRETTY
you are pretty though azari

Yeah
Pretty fat
Pretty ugly
Pretty dumb
Pretty annoying

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:08 am #156596

EndgamerAzari wrote:
TheWiznard wrote:
EndgamerAzari wrote:I GOTTA BE PRETTY
you are pretty though azari
Yeah
Pretty
Pretty
Pretty
Pretty

[youtube]O_05qJTeNNI[/youtube]

Remie Richards · Wed Feb 24, 2016 2:20 am

LOL ok so the lecturer who gave me that great feedback email about my assignment?
Apparently we have NEXT week off... not this one...
so I missed her session...
on the day she gives me the feedback email.

I guess she didn't give a shit I wasn't in since my assignments are high quality and up to date.
and tomorrow/today (wednesday) is some strike action so we're not in anyway.

I guess this means I get another week off lol

Also just to clarify I only have 2 and a half day weeks anyway, and I've missed 1 day and the half is a strike sooo, woohoo! lol.

Post by **Thunder11** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:50 am #156703

Happy birthday to me

420weedscopes · Wed Feb 24, 2016 3:21 pm

hap birt

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:15 pm #156761

I woke up in the middle of last night thirsty. Reached over to my table for a drink of water, tilted my head back, squeezed, spurted a bunch of baby powder in my mouth.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:42 pm

Ah, that's good old-fashioned family-friendly physical comedy right there.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:53 pm

DOUBLEPOST BECAUSE I GAINED 1.2 POUNDS THIS WEEK AND I'M AT 206

I'M A FATASS AGAIN KILL ME