Pet Thread

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:03 pm #110407

Post your fucking pets.

Now, take a look at this handsome motherfucker.

Scones · Post by **Scones** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:04 pm #110408

Stoic.

Mister_Doc · Post by **Mister_Doc** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:41 pm #110430

Muh cats Stannis (bigger guy) and Stella.

Post by **lumipharon** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:24 am #110479

Johnny Cash

Ruby

Maccus · Post by **Maccus** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:53 am #110489

Freddie

Aloraydrel · Post by **Aloraydrel** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 2:41 pm #110555

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:04 pm #111382

Cat

Dog

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:49 pm #111402

That dog looks mildly stoned.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:58 am

Aw fuk NinNak has best dog

Want corgi

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Wed Aug 12, 2015 8:38 pm #111895

More Dog

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:13 pm #111909

Put a red-and-blue peaked cap on him and make him wear body armour.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Aug 12, 2015 10:00 pm

>Shaved corgi

That is hilariously adorable and pathetic-looking at the same time.

Good wingspan on those ears though

Mister_Doc · Post by **Mister_Doc** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:59 am #111986

I want a corgi, but my landlady doesn't allow dogs. She allows cats, who produce weapons grade urine, but not dogs.

Luke Cox · Post by **Luke Cox** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:16 am #111988

Mister_Doc wrote:I want a corgi, but my landlady doesn't allow dogs. She allows cats, who produce weapons grade urine, but not dogs.

Not to mention that if you give a dog a chew toy they'll leave your furniture alone. You can buy your cat an expensive scratching post and they will still use your couch out of pure spite. I'm a cat person and I'll readily admit that they on average cause more damage than dogs.

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:55 am #111992

Dogs can be noisy I guess.

My cat just likes to scratch an old wooden table I don't really care about. Unlike cloth the damage he does to wood is hardly noticable. Anything he does try to scratch that I actually like I just put tape face up around it and he learns to stop pretty quickly.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 1:52 pm #112085

You could be a terrible pet owner and declaw the cats.

Not a fan of it personally, but I can see the reasoning, even if I don't like it.

Mister_Doc · Post by **Mister_Doc** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 5:06 pm #112113

My cats are good about using their cat tree/scratching post and Stannis stopped peeing everywhere after we got him fixed. I think my landlady's thing with dogs is that she doesn't trust her tenants (who are primarily college students) to be good dog owners who take their pets out and keep them from fucking up the carpets. That and the barking thing.

Terrorcroak · Post by **Terrorcroak** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:40 pm #130004

Necroing this cause I was gonna make a new thread anyways

He likes to play secborg and grr at the bad people.

EndgamerAzari · Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:01 pm

Aww, look at that tiny lil' fella.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:09 pm #130008

Fuuuuck puppies are so cute. I am more of a cat person just because i am a lazy shit and cats are super low maintenence. I have always wanted a ferret, but i hear they smell and can be super ill tempered if you don't raise em right

bockman22 · Post by **bockman22** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:12 pm #130256

This rat

EndgamerAzari · Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:14 pm

Haw

Reminds me of my friend's dachshund/chihuahua mix. She's the goofiest looking sausage you ever laid eyes on, but she's sweet when she shuts up.

420goslingboy69 · Sun Nov 08, 2015 5:31 pm

My girl.

420weedscopes · Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:52 pm

no erp

Deitus · Post by **Deitus** » Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:14 pm #133241

ill post pics later if/when im not lazy, but i currently have 2 pets:

Daisy, 7 (?) yr old black lab. rescue dog, came from a family that left her in the garage for months at a time, only coming in every few weeks to give food/water

Sadie, (i forget)-year old cat; white cur with very faded patch of peach-colored fur on her "chest" (hence her old name "peaches"). got her from a farm when she was small enough to fit in the hood of my sweater, has since grown to the THE FATTEST FUCKING CAT that can barely move without her belly fat jangling back and forth

RIP section:
Jasmine, 14-year old black cat with tuft of white fur on her "chest." got her when i was very young, soon after we got her she showed hardcore symptoms of "kitty cough" (cat equivalent of dog's kennel cough). very, very sick, were going to put her down but found it would be cheaper to try and use the medicine, so we did that and she survived. was still a very sickly cat most of her life, very skinny and barely able to meow (we used to always laugh because she more "chirped" that anything). finally passed away naturally about a week ago in my mother's lap, still afraid to go home to find she isn't there. thanksgiving is going to be hard.

Gracie: 12 (?) year old black lab, got her from my 5th grade social studies teacher when he had to move for a new job out of state. awesome dog, snuggly and everything. died last october after she had a stroke.

Chloe: (?) year old tabby cat, was always very reclusive and mean because my asshole brother always chased her and shit. died man years ago, dont remember much of her.

like i said i'll edit in pics later if i remember.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Feb 11, 2016 12:20 pm #153431

This fuck is harder to photograph than a squatch or a UFO, took me like 10 minutes to get a shot with all her bodyparts showing.

The moment she sees a phone aimed at her, she attacks it, so most photos are like this:

It's her tummy or whatever it's called with birds.

Beegix · Post by **Beegix** » Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:02 am #153807

Originally I just had the yellow/green birb, but when I started working again I got the second budgie, the blue guy, to keep him company while I was out. I went to the same breeder and ended bringing home his literal brother from another mother. Unfortunately it turns out that the breeder was wrong about the first birb being a boy. So now I have to discourage them from incest every-so-often.

They like it when they hear the clown's shoes.

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Thu Feb 18, 2016 2:20 pm #154995

I played that honking video with a clown flying through space to my budgie and yeah she seems thrilled. She loves R2D2 too.
Did your budgie get noticeably happier when he got a friend?

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:35 am #155121

Beegix wrote: Unfortunately it turns out that the breeder was wrong about the first birb being a boy. So now I have to discourage them from incest every-so-often.

How confident are you that you didn't just get gay birbs

Super Aggro Crag · Fri Feb 19, 2016 8:38 pm

my dog pooped outside, i picked it up and put it in the trash.

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:55 pm #155310

I'm not sure if the trash is a good place to keep your dog crag

Whoisthere · Post by **Whoisthere** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:17 am #155683

I once put my cat in the fridge.

Beegix · Post by **Beegix** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:48 am #155694

Drynwyn wrote:
Beegix wrote: Unfortunately it turns out that the breeder was wrong about the first birb being a boy. So now I have to discourage them from incest every-so-often.

How confident are you that you didn't just get gay birbs

I expected gay birbs, gay birbs would've been fine. Ideal even. But yellow birb was doing a lot of girl-specific behaviours, so I took her for a blood test to be sure. The reason for this is that I don't want her to lay eggs if we can possibly avoid it. It takes a lot out of them in terms of nutrients and what-have-you, because they have to shit out enough nutrients into multiple eggs to last for the entire incubation period. Mammals are lucky with their umbilical cords that constantly drip-feed babbies. You have to really bolster a birb's diet for it to be safe, but then doing that increases the chances that they'll feel like circumstances are fit for breeding. So I can't just egg-feed her on the off-chance she might lay eggs and need the extra nutrients. I do three main things to convince them that it's not a good time to breed; make them think it's permanently winter by regulating their daylight hours, make sure I don't overfeed them (an abundance of food makes them think breeding is a good idea), and make sure there's no good nesting spots or materials in their cage. If this doesn't work, I can replace any eggs she lays with fake plastic ones, because if I just take away her eggs she might just lay more, which would be REALLY bad for her after laying her first clutch.

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:08 pm #155695

Cat has decided that it will wake me up every morning for food

Cat has learned that biting my nose wakes me up

I can't just shut my door either, she's gotten stuck because the gap under the door is large enough for her to get up to her shoulder, but tight enough that once she does she needs help to get out

Fucking cats

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:50 pm #155711

Takeguru wrote:Cat has decided that it will wake me up every morning for food

Cat has learned that biting my nose wakes me up

I can't just shut my door either, she's gotten stuck because the gap under the door is large enough for her to get up to her shoulder, but tight enough that once she does she needs help to get out

Fucking cats

Get a door that fits.

Super Aggro Crag · Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:20 pm

Ikarrus wrote:I'm not sure if the trash is a good place to keep your dog crag

haha good joke ikarrus

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 7:12 pm #155778

DemonFiren wrote:
Takeguru wrote:Cat has decided that it will wake me up every morning for food

Cat has learned that biting my nose wakes me up

I can't just shut my door either, she's gotten stuck because the gap under the door is large enough for her to get up to her shoulder, but tight enough that once she does she needs help to get out

Fucking cats
Get a door that fits.

Can't make changes to the house.

EndgamerAzari · Mon Feb 22, 2016 5:31 am

Get one of those draft-blocker things to put under the door. It'll reduce clearance by an inch and should keep her out.

ShadowDimentio · Mon Feb 22, 2016 6:07 am

Or a towel