ITT: We make shitty suggestions and come up with poor ideas.

Thu Jan 28, 2016 2:56 am

Bottom post of the previous page:

Screemonster wrote:Add a synchronised dance command that makes you automatically mimic a designated person's movements and facing.

Dance on the stage in the bar!
Annoy people by copying their every move as the mime!
form a fucking phalanx as ops

do this and automatically apply it to catatonic clones that have identical DNA to an active player so i can have a true clone army

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 3:14 am #149578

Attack of the Clones

Post by **Cobby** » Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:40 pm #149739

If someone ghosts, they are automatically changed to be a hostile synth that must be put down.

Chiefwaffles · Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:41 am

Soap Clusterbang.
A clusterbang that explodes into a large amount of soap bars spread across the detonation site.

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:43 am #150068

Chiefwaffles wrote:Soap Clusterbang.
A clusterbang that explodes into a large amount of soap bars spread across the detonation site.

this could actually be coded in 3 lines

Amnestik · Post by **Amnestik** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:44 am #150069

One/two hit crit guns like in Counter-Strike

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 6:44 am #150070

Amnestik wrote:One/two hit crit guns like in Counter-Strike

you mean revolvers?

Or for that matter literally anything that stuns

confused rock · Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:31 pm

You could be able to place a grenade in the hood of someone wearing a winter coat or chaplain hoodie while it is down from behind silently.

Using Help intent on unconscious people from a range could yell at them to get up.

TheNightingale · Sat Jan 30, 2016 3:46 pm

When reverse-pickpocketing a grenade onto someone, it should activate the timer. The good ol' Shady Sands Shuffle.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Sat Jan 30, 2016 4:57 pm #150118

TheNightingale wrote:When reverse-pickpocketing a grenade onto someone, it should activate the timer. The good ol' Shady Sands Shuffle.

Incorrect thread.

TheNightingale · Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:20 pm

Add an "empty crate" option to the Cargo console that purchases an empty crate for 5 supply points. That's all it does. It just gives you another crate you can ship back for 5 points.

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:25 pm #151118

Clown players should make a 'sad trombone' sound upon death!

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:50 pm #151123

Gun Hog wrote:Clown players should make a 'sad trombone' sound upon death!

Wrong thread.

Davidchan · Post by **Davidchan** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:46 am #151275

Giving TK a failure chance that does 2 brain damage to the user and gives them a bloody nose when they try to TK objects through walls or fling them at people.

Davidchan · Post by **Davidchan** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:19 am #151613

The worst idea I've ever had. Replace the Tesla engine with a Cat Engine that operates by creating static electricity. Instead of lethally shocking people instantly, they are statically charged and will discharged on the next metal object they touch, potentially damaging them. Machines, doors and metal items are applicable, and can be charged if struck by the Static Engine. When the engine breaks loose, it loses cats over time that act as hostile mobs, slashing and discharging their charge into people until they are reduced to a neutral charge and become normal cats again. Petting a cat that has is charged will discharge some of it into you and help mellow it out faster.

Engineering could increase the output of the engine by adding more cats to it, or things like catnip and tuna to increase the charge generated by cats and their current cap. Breaking into the CMO to steal runtime would be a regular thing to toss him into the engine.

Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:06 am

Add some erotic holograms for the AI to enjoy with the crew

Screemonster · Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:30 am

Add a button to received prayers for admins so that instead of spawning a cookie they have the option to drop an armed mousetrap

Sat Feb 06, 2016 8:09 am

Space Station 12
a total overhaul where literally everything is completely safe and there is no chance of anything going wrong

Davidchan · Post by **Davidchan** » Sat Feb 06, 2016 3:46 pm #152226

PKPenguin321 wrote:Space Station 12
a total overhaul where literally everything is completely safe and there is no chance of anything going wrong

So Aurora Station?

confused rock · Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:41 pm

blob that does 5 of every main damage type, blob that does like 3 cloneloss, blob that stuns on hit for 1 second.

Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:09 am

salt detector:
if somebody dies and releases about 10 messages in deadchat within one minute, salt shakers spawn on their corpse

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Feb 12, 2016 6:11 am #153672

The tesla should actively seek out fly people

ShadowDimentio · Mon Feb 15, 2016 4:01 pm

People can't get stunned if they're already stunned

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:02 pm #154302

Wrong thread

Remove stun combat 2016

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon Feb 15, 2016 6:24 pm #154305

The Evil Cleanbot.

In honor of the legendary

cleanbot bug which brought the codebase to its knees, this

Cleanbot

will assault an unsuspecting player and CLEANSE THE LIFE FROM HIS BODY.

confused rock · Tue Feb 16, 2016 12:07 am

wizard spell that bans someone for a minute.

InsaneHyena · Post by **InsaneHyena** » Tue Feb 16, 2016 3:16 pm #154523

Give lizards command jobs.

Screemonster · Tue Feb 16, 2016 5:34 pm

The unloved rock wrote:wizard spell that bans someone for a minute.

also add kickmines to the protolathe

jaxy15 · Post by **jaxy15** » Tue Feb 16, 2016 5:48 pm #154557

The unloved rock wrote:wizard spell that bans someone for a minute.

The statue spell pretty much does this already.

Topham · Post by **Topham** » Wed Feb 17, 2016 3:55 am #154691

jaxy15 wrote:Let people spin stun batons and use them to block energy swords.

Colorguard-esque flag/pole/rifle/baton spinning when

ShadowDimentio · Wed Feb 17, 2016 4:19 am

Anonmare wrote:Wrong thread

Remove stun combat 2016

At least you're in the right place this time

Topham · Post by **Topham** » Wed Feb 17, 2016 10:33 pm #154898

Zellion wrote:If you're an implanted sec officer, when you activate your baton in sight of a rev you should shout "TRAITOR!"

Or in sight of anyone who's Wanted
also wrong thread
he spins for our sins

Thu Feb 18, 2016 10:35 pm

OOC: Kilkun: what if everybody started the round in critical condition except medbay

Chiefwaffles · Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:32 am

Security officers have a moderate/minor chance to yell out "RESISTING ARREST!" when firing lasers.

Davidchan · Post by **Davidchan** » Fri Feb 19, 2016 9:49 am #155176

Chiefwaffles wrote:Security officers have a moderate/minor chance to yell out "RESISTING ARREST!" when firing lasers.

When harm batoning someone on the ground, a 50/50 chance to yell out "STOP RESISTING ARREST!" once every 15 seconds.

Removing conversion and rune research from cult-oh... too late.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Fri Feb 19, 2016 2:07 pm #155197

Make this also happen when you pepperspray and harm baton handcuffed perps and I am sold

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:04 am #155313

That would be amazing if it worked on pepper spraying someone. It'd give me a reason to actually use it.

Also buff pepperspray when

ShadowDimentio · Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:06 am

It's good, just less good than batons or tasers.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:15 am #155347

Remove antag protection from detectives.

Not sure if own thread and poll or fucking awful, it's two in the morning.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:24 am #155349

The detective is a LOOSE CANNON and he's GETTING TOO CLOSE, meaning that he's OFF THE CASE for not doing things BY THE BOOK.

TheNightingale · Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:36 am

The thought of antag Detectives playing fast and loose with Space Law is a good one, but not so much when you realise they've got the best gun on the station and a licence to kill. They'd just shoot the HoS, steal the Armory and murderbone.

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:00 am #155364

Would be doable if Detective got scaled back. Like a regular headset instead of a bowman one, no sec belt, returned to plain sunglasses instead of secHUD and no spare speedloaders at roundstart.

Topham · Post by **Topham** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:01 am #155366

TheNightingale wrote:The thought of antag Detectives playing fast and loose with Space Law is a good one, but not so much when you realise they've got the best gun on the station and a licence to kill. They'd just shoot the HoS, steal the Armory and murderbone.

But don't they have nonlethals in their guns or something now? Or am I imagining things again?

Anonmare · Post by **Anonmare** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:04 am #155369

Topham wrote:
TheNightingale wrote:The thought of antag Detectives playing fast and loose with Space Law is a good one, but not so much when you realise they've got the best gun on the station and a licence to kill. They'd just shoot the HoS, steal the Armory and murderbone.
But don't they have nonlethals in their guns or something now? Or am I imagining things again?

Det's gun is the best for the insane amount of stamina damage it does, ignores e-shield/e-sword blocks, easily-acquired ammo and can be modified to fire .357 rounds (but why would you when stuns are GG no re).

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:48 am #155380

Anonmare wrote:Would be doable if Detective got scaled back. Like a regular headset instead of a bowman one, no sec belt, returned to plain sunglasses instead of secHUD and no spare speedloaders at roundstart.

Basically, he needs to be a Private Eye and not a Police Detective.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:51 am #155381

Det antag or any form of sec antag does not work on this server because of the culture. If we don't police murderboning, that's what will happen every time, security will just tase and lase everyone, steal the entire armory, and be unstoppable, killing everyone.

Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:04 am

Zilenan91 wrote:If we don't police murderboning,

oh yeah well what if we DO police murderboning

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:12 am #155400

Traitors will be forced to do more creative things with their rounds rather than mindlessly kill people. Would make rounds more memorable, and the uncreative will make boring rounds, thus making them not play Traitor anymore.

Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:15 am

i was poking fun at your typo
you forgot a word in your post
you dip

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:17 am #155404

There wasn't a typo though, that's gramatically correct. Admins police rules, so they would police anti-murderbone rules.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Feb 20, 2016 9:40 am #155431

Anonmare wrote:Would be doable if Detective got scaled back. Like a regular headset instead of a bowman one, no sec belt, returned to plain sunglasses instead of secHUD and no spare speedloaders at roundstart.

Well, det doesn't start with sec locker access and only has normal sunglasses in his office.
Totally take the bowmans away, though.
You could nerf the revolver by making it single-action, basically working like a shotgun.