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Zilenan91 wrote:Basically fuck sports. Only 1 out of like a million people will ever make an even remotely livable wage. You wanna know a useful skill? Music. Took four years of that shit in high school and they granted me a scholarship if I took part in their orchestra. Now since you're already so late into college I don't know what to tell you.
i've actually been playing tuba since 5th grade, but its not anything to write home about and the last time i played was my senior year in HS for marching band. i agree about the sports thing, but i just kind of want to develop a SKILL, y'know? the only thing i can think of that's remotely interesting i have is that i've been told i'm a fairly decent writer, which sure i find enjoyable, but i always end up playing vidya or reading manga in my free time instead of writing down a story idea that pops up every now and then. thats why im leaning more towards chess or something, i want something that i can point to and be like, "yeah fam i'm really good at [xxxxxx]." i really like chinese GO, but there's no club for that. i want to try and find something that i can carry over and do after college, but the only thing i can really find that interests me is like, the magic the gathering club or the smash bros club.

i dunno. its late, ill look over the list of clubs tomorrow and see if something stands out to me.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #147787

That's a bad idea tbh, don't learn a skill just because you want to learn a skill. You need to either have fun with it, or have an actual use for it. Hell I used to love the heck out of chess but I just never found it fun so eventually I just forgot how to play it almost completely. Friends help a lot really, go join a club or even make a club with a bunch of friends and just have an absolute whale of a time.
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Zilenan91 wrote:That's a bad idea tbh, don't learn a skill just because you want to learn a skill. You need to either have fun with it, or have an actual use for it. Hell I used to love the heck out of chess but I just never found it fun so eventually I just forgot how to play it almost completely. Friends help a lot really, go join a club or even make a club with a bunch of friends and just have an absolute whale of a time.
cant do the friends thing, i have none.

maybe ill take archery back up? i used to fucking love that before i found out i had a hole in my spine and my hands started shaking. or maybe ill just try and do like a one chapter a day thing for writing.

i dunno. this whole thing is something ill have to mull over.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #147792

You need to get some friends man. The friends I've had since high school have pulled me out of some really dark times and bailed my dumb ass out more times than I can count.
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Zilenan91 wrote:You need to get some friends man. The friends I've had since high school have pulled me out of some really dark times and bailed my dumb ass out more times than I can count.
nah, i've literally never had any. legit pill-requiring autism and social anxiety. couldn't do it if i tried, same thing for getting a gf

the more i think about it the more i think i might try and start writing agin. it might do me some good.
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It sounds like your bond with your parents is very important to you, you're prioritizing how they will feel about you having an interaction with your extended family more than what that might actually mean to you.

Kudos to you for at least relegating a potential cash prize to the actual worth it has: zilch. Money comes and goes in life. Having it does not guarantee happiness. The absence of it does not guarantee misery.

What you should ask yourself is how much the chance to reconnect with your extended family is worth to you directly, and whether it's worth upsetting your parents over. It sounds like they made the decision to cut ties, but you were probably not of an age to make that decision for yourself. As much as it might hurt them, it's okay to be somewhat "selfish" in this situation and decide for yourself here and now whether you also want to not have any ties to them. Solidarity is important, whatever happened between them may be worth sticking to your guns and siding with your parents. Knowing where we came from and all the things we have "inherited" is important too, though, and this could be your only chance to find that out for yourself. You may have only heard one side of the story all this time. I would think on that some more.

Otherwise, it sounds like you're in that early-life-crisis. That "FOMO" shit. I'm 32, I remember being 21. I'm not going to talk down to you and say "well you're only 21 you have all this time blah blah blah" because you've just crossed a major threshold where a giant fucking amount of things have already come and gone in your life. You're staring down the barrel of having to call yourself an adult now and facing the truth that you're not a "prodigy" of anything. You're not a child genius or a sports scholarship recipient. You feel yourself fading into the background count of human people you've passed by on the sidewalk every day up until now and it's causing you to start looking at yourself in all kinds of ridiculous ways.

Do that, but don't take it too seriously. Admitting that you're not special is the first step to figuring out what the hell you're supposed to do next. Beating yourself up for being normal wont get you any where, so don't get upset with yourself that people aren't bowing down and sucking your dick because you didn't cure cancer by 21. Spoiler alert: nobody has, yet.

Yes, you should start thinking about learning a skill, and yes, it should be something you enjoy doing just to do it. Bonus points if you can do it socially, like Zilenan said, but if you can't find other people around you who like doing the same thing fuck it. Do it anyway. This is the part where I'm a liar and I'm going to say that you actually are only 21 and you have your whole life to blaze the trail being the first person around you who is going to GIT GUD at doing the thing you enjoy doing and maybe down the road people will look to you as the provider for the scene for that thing. It's a lot of extra work and it's kinda terrifying but standing up and being the leader of a thing can be really rewarding. It's a shitty job but someone's gotta do it.
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Post by Deitus » #147801

sound advice. ill be thinking on it, thanks for taking the time to reply to the angst
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Post by Timbrewolf » #147805

Nah. It takes at least a modicum of strength to come out to this shitshow and admit your brain is hung up on a thing. Giving advice is easy, anyone can do it. Admitting that you need some is much harder.

For what it's worth I hope you find a resolution you can be at peace with.
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Re: Watercooler/Slowchat 2: Son of Watercooler

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Oh God What Is That Smell
What The Hell Did I Eat
Do I Have Ass Cancer

A memoir in three parts
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
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ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
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Post by Deitus » #147890

EndgamerAzari wrote:Oh God What Is That Smell
What The Hell Did I Eat
Do I Have Ass Cancer

A memoir in three parts
is that supposed to be a haiku

cuz haikus are 5/7/5 i thought

like uhhh

"floating into space
got slipped by that nigger clown
goddamn fucking lube"

or something
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #147892

No it's a bestselling autobiographical trilogy
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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EndgamerAzari wrote:No it's a bestselling autobiographical trilogy
so where are the other two parts then fuccboi
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #147896

EndgamerAzari wrote: 1. Oh God What Is That Smell

2. What The Hell Did I Eat

3. Do I Have Ass Cancer
Spoiler:
Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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soooooo.... CAH madlibs titles.
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Post by TheWiznard » #147928

quesoritos from tacobell are fucking heavenly. I can't stop eating them. I stopped going to mcdonalds for their mc chickens and now I've picked up going to taco bell for 2 beef quesoritos. god damn the amount of melted cheese is.. man you just gotta go get them. top it off with 3 packets of fire sauce, MMMMM.
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TheWiznard wrote:quesoritos from tacobell are fucking heavenly. I can't stop eating them. I stopped going to mcdonalds for their mc chickens and now I've picked up going to taco bell for 2 beef quesoritos. god damn the amount of melted cheese is.. man you just gotta go get them. top it off with 3 packets of fire sauce, MMMMM.
I'm gonna gut you you gluttonous fuck two quesaritos is more food than I've eaten in the past two days

I love quesaritos so much I hate this diet a bloo bloo bloo
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
ShadowDimentio wrote:Instructions too complex, spaced the clown
Akkryls wrote:I mean, we are rightfully pissed off, but let's be pissed off for the correct reasons.
Falamazeer wrote:I am sufficiently outraged for you
Maccus wrote:You look like the dad every teenage boy doesn't look forward to meeting at his girlfriend's house
nsos wrote:When I was a teen and did the inevitable trying to suck your own dick thing I managed to get the head in my mouth and I feel like the rest of my life is me being punished for that
miggles wrote:is that supposed to be a trick question or just a dumb one
cedarbridge wrote:My first idea is that everyone just stops being faggots to each other but that's not going to happen, obviously.
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Most soap operas could be improved if every scene had a greyshirt in the background hooting "GIBE DE POOSIE BOSS" all the time
Not-Dorsidarf wrote:classic style is "shit on everyone from the greatest heights, so they cannot climb high enough to shit on you"
Super Aggro Crag wrote:you can't just use meme to mean "thing I don't like" you goatherd
Saegrimr wrote:"lel just go explore make YOUR OWN fun wow do you have NO IMAGINATION back in MY DAY we used to shove twigs in our urethras and PRETENDED WE WERE KNIGHTS"
An0n3 wrote:Fucking crystal ass wind chime lookin' bitch.
Saegrimr wrote:It should be common sense but this is /tg/.
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Post by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON » #147932

Haven't had Taco Bell in years, been kinda wanting some too recently.
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Post by Deitus » #147950

my dorm complex's vending machines just got two new great additions, trolli sour gummi cubes with froot jooze syrupy stuff and microwave cinnamon gooey bites like at mcdonalds

rip food money
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Post by Remie Richards » #147960

My food money is also rip after finding out that a local butchers serves cooked food at dinner time, and it's proper chicken and proper chips, for reasonably low prices.
it's great, definitely some of the best chicken I've ever eaten.
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Post by Deitus » #148032

on the topic of food and chicken, i was chatting with a steam friend today who lives in britbongland and apparently her mcdonald's has a sandwich named "chicken legend," which i find hilarious for no particular reason

BONUS FUN FACT ABOUT POTATO CHIPS
i remember reading through a book of miscellaneous facts a while ago, and one of them was that apparently potato chips were made out of spite; a guy some time ago complained to a chef that the potatoes he got were too think and soft, which apparently fannyflustered the chef enough that he went back to the kitchen, cut a few potatoes into super thin slices, and heated them until they were crispy before dumping them on a plate and all but throwing it at the guy's table.

I JUST TOOK UP VALUABLE SPACE IN YOUR BRAIN WITH THIS NEW KNOWLEDGE AND IT WILL TAKE THE PLACE OF SOMETHING THAT HAS ACTUAL IMPORTANCE
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Deitus wrote:
I JUST TOOK UP VALUABLE SPACE IN YOUR BRAIN WITH THIS NEW KNOWLEDGE AND IT WILL TAKE THE PLACE OF SOMETHING THAT HAS ACTUAL IMPORTANCE

This was very valuable thanks! Most food inventions seem to be by accident, like wafer ice cream cones.
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Post by 420weedscopes » #148101

hahahahaha
you haven't seen the fate of pizza hut have you

here you go boys
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Post by TheWiznard » #148103

420weedscopes wrote:hahahahaha
you haven't seen the fate of pizza hut have you

here you go boys
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that's right. it's a cheese burger crust pizza.
I'll be honest I eat like 2 large pizza's from pizza hut by myself; but that looks fucking disgusting
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Post by EndgamerAzari » #148105

>vendor asks when would be a good time to train me to use a new product
"I can do any time except 3:30-4:30 Friday, I have a doctor's appointment then."
>He schedules it for 3:30-4:30

Either he's lazy, stupid, or absurdly spiteful.
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Shaps wrote:I never thought I'd see the day where someone tried claiming the moral high ground on drinking a bottle of cough syrup
TechnoAlchemist wrote:dumb baby boo boo "i wish I enlisted then mom would be proud" ballistics.
Saegrimr wrote:
Wyzack wrote:Remove players 2016, they ruin everything they touch
IM TRYING
Saegrimr wrote:
yackemflam wrote:It's like dish washing, someone has to do it.
MAYBE IF YOU'D QUIT SHITTING ON THE PLATE WHEN YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO GET UP TO GO TO THE RESTROOM AND JUST PUT THEM IN THE FUCKING SINK WHEN YOU'RE DONE
FantasticFwoosh wrote:Zip ties are best applied on assistants and other nobodies because of the exact reason they are disposable (applies to both).
An0n3 wrote:Azari for headmin 2015
He's an admin you can trust because nobody remembers to involve him in their conspiracies.
Drynwyn wrote:hbrahlrlahrlharlahr FEATURE CREEP
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So whatcha gonna do other than call him and tell him he fucked up?
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Oh, I emailed him back and we've set up a time for next week. I just like to bitch about things.
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Post by 420weedscopes » #148131

CosmicScientist wrote:Is that in America or is that over here? Also chocolate filled bagel crust pizza when?
that is here in britain
also never

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Post by Malkevin » #148140

420weedscopes wrote:hahahahaha
you haven't seen the fate of pizza hut have you

here you go boys
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that's right. it's a cheese burger crust pizza.
Its okay, pizza hut can call their food whatever they want, because its certainly not pizza. (even the food title is suspect)
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Post by ThanatosRa » #148159

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Post by Wyzack » #148413

Saw on CNN that New York got like 6 inches of snow and everyone is fucking losing their minds like it is the goddamn apocalypse or something
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Post by Zilenan91 » #148415

There's a storm over there, they can have a max of 3 feet of snow.
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Post by Zilenan91 » #148416

Also 6 inches is a big damn deal because that means that nobody can travel, drive anywhere, or do anything.
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Post by Wyzack » #148421

> 6 inches of snow
> No one can drive

Fucking casuals jesus
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Post by Malkevin » #148437

Not everyone drives a pick up, hillbilly.
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Post by Wyzack » #148456

>implying

In Canada we just get gud
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420weedscopes wrote:hahahahaha
you haven't seen the fate of pizza hut have you

here you go boys
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that's right. it's a cheese burger crust pizza.
Didn't pizza hut do a thing for a while where you could order some kind of special wooden pizza box thing that was made of wood and had like drawers and each drawer had an extra-extra big pizza of your design that looked kind of like the picture you posted and the bottom drawer just had a really really big chocolate chip cookie that they claimed was a cookie pizza but actually it was just a huge cookie
Fuck man I actually kind of want that now that I've described it. Two giga-monster-burger-pizzas in a slick box with a giant cookie to kick it all off...
Fucking pizza hut and their stupid good-sounding food that makes you feel bad about yourself when you eat it

I don't know why I typed this all out I just really like pizza and burgers and cookies. Obesity here I come :donut2:
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Post by 420weedscopes » #148597

that sounds like it never happened
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Post by Remie Richards » #148601

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It's doesn't seem like wood but, it fulfils everything else you said
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Post by Malkevin » #148602

Even the cookie looks shit.
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Post by Remie Richards » #148603

Personally I prefer Domino's to Pizza hut anyways.
But yeah the cookie looks weird because they've tried to make it look like a pizza...
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Post by DemonFiren » #148605

>not making your own pizza
>not going to a proper restaurant if you're too lazy
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Post by Deitus » #148752

>have really good friend that i play games with basically every day
>known for a few years
>starts coming online less often, says he hasnt been feeling good
>one day says he's going to the doctor
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Post by 420weedscopes » #148755

ummmm okay
i have a friend like that he died from leukemia
he is known as kitty0706 and i'm sure many of you will have seen his tf2 and also first person machinimas
i was going to post a picture of his 600-ish days offline
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Post by TheWiznard » #148759

I had a friend like that but it turned out he just never started logging onto his pc and only started playing ps4/xbox. I considered this guy to be one of my serious best friends, we talked pretty much every day for hours and hours and played tons of games with another friend (who still logs on and I play with regularly). Without even saying he was going or leaving or taking a break or anything for a whole year he's just gone. later on I find out the ps4/xbox thing cause he started uploading videos to his youtube channel. it was seriously disappointing/heartbreaking. like honestly, this guy was one of the few people I seriously could trust and count on when I was going through some tough times and he just up and leaves without even so much as saying goodbye. I've pretty much removed him from my accounts now
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Post by Deitus » #148762

420weedscopes wrote:ummmm okay
i have a friend like that he died from leukemia
he is known as kitty0706 and i'm sure many of you will have seen his tf2 and also first person machinimas
i was going to post a picture of his 600-ish days offline
>Last Online: 10 hours ago
isnt that the guy who made team fabulous?
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im seriously hoping this is what this is, i mean sure it'd be hard to know he did that but its better than thinking he might be horribly sick or worse :/
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Post by Zilenan91 » #148763

It is yeah, he made a bunch of really high quality GMod stuff before he died. I think he was in his early twenties.
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Post by Deitus » #148769

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Post by PKPenguin321 » #148784

Remie Richards wrote:Image

It's doesn't seem like wood but, it fulfils everything else you said
Fuck yeah that's the one, I don't know why I thought it was in a wooden box. I guess I just assumed it was a quality product when I first saw it because pizza is incredibly deceiving.
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