What would you spend 20 Telecrystals on?

[Helios]

Assuming you had 20 telecrystals on your cellphone, what would you spend them on?

Spoiler:

Stealing Reece's thread idea because nobody was picking traitor

[onleavedontatme]

Syndi balloon

[DemonFiren]

Tarot cards, because stands are OP.

Or maybe an e-sword, for advancing science showing off my jian form in the unlikely event that I'll ever get it right causing much wonder in the doctor who will inevitably be called to save my ass.

[TechnoAlchemist]

Holoparasite, syndi smokes, no-slips, chameleon jumpsuit (I think that's 20)

[lzimann]

Either a support stand(free healing!) or an e-sword because lightsaber

[InsaneHyena]

I am a total defenseless wimp, so I need others to save my ass. Support holoparasite to heal me and give me advice, emag for robot buddies when robots will be a thing, 2 left. Uh... Encryption key? Not only it allows me to listen in to everything (EVERYTHING!), it somehow allows me to get radio connection from anywhere, so I'll be able to yell "HELP, BEING KILLED BY CLOWN" from the cold of space.

[TheNightingale]

I'd pray really hard and trade it for a book of spells.

[Helios]

Tarot cards, because stands are OP.

Or maybe an e-sword, for advancing science showing off my jian form in the unlikely event that I'll ever get it right causing much wonder in the doctor who will inevitably be called to save my ass.

If you want to advance science, an E-dagger is just as useful, but is cheaper.
Does anyone know if Mulligan can make you switch genders?
Because then I could sell myself as the world's best reconstructive surgeon.

[InsaneHyena]

Isn't there a relatively cheap "briefcase full of cash" buy?

[Shaps-cloud]

Depends if it's full of actual currency or space cash funny money

[420weedscopes]

a nicely fitting bra

[invisty]

Thermals, Cham Projector, Emag.

The would-be assassin. In reality, a good old uplink implant would likely prove the best value.

[TheNightingale]

A chameleon projector would be useful for sneaking into Fort Knox or somewhere. Disguise as a speck of dust, then crawl under the gap in the door.
(... why do all my real-life antagonist plans eventually turn into bank robberies?)
Other than the "twenty briefcases of cash" idea, a holoparasite would be perfect. (Bonus points if I'm the holoparasite, and double bonus points if it's Support.) I'm not sure how cloneloss would be healed, though. Really, a Support holoparasite in a hospital would solve a lot of problems. (Or a staff of healing, but that raises the dead, and there's a few ethical complications there.)

So... 20TC? Holoparasite, and... maybe a chameleon jumpsuit. As many dresses as I want, and a portable wardrobe. The rest on briefcases of cash - I'd retire to a private resort and live out the rest of my life in relative peace. As nice as a champroj would be, hard cash gets you further.

[bandit]

already answered this so

I'd like to make a case for traitor

- Hacked AI module on anything with interference by AI. Like the fucking stock market.
- Standard encryption key. Listen to every radio frequency ever. Even the private ones.
- An emag could probably be pretty useful. Given the amount of stuff in spess it affects who knows what it could do on Earth. Open anything. Get into anywhere.
- YOU GET A MOTHERFUCKING SPACE SUIT, HOLY SHIT, WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO GET A SPACE SUIT REALISTICALLY
- Chameleon projector if you ever need to be tacticool after using that emag on everything
- All the implants are obviously quite great
- Noslips could probably be pretty useful in everyday life

[Lumbermancer]

Surplus crate.

[Reece]

Holoparasite injector.

[Anonmare]

Agent ID, voice changer and keep the rest for later. Become the world's best voice actor.

[InsaneHyena]

Agent ID, voice changer and keep the rest for later. Become the world's best voice actor.

But only as long as you play Bane?

[PKPenguin321]

20 soaps

[peoplearestrange]

20 soaps

The only real answer.

But probably a holoparasite for perma bestfriend/life saver, plus teleportation... I mean seriously that make getting to work much less a pain in the ass.

A binary translator would be interesting, you could speak to computers and might advance the possibility of an actual AI if you could understand a computer so easily.

[imblyings]

>trade for revenant
>head over to middle east

:^)

oh my god

>revenant transmit ability

I could bait the entire world into religious wars

[Super Aggro Crag]

trade it for a honk render

[John_Oxford]

besides trading for other things (basically removing the point of being traitor)

dual eswords
epen
spend the rest of cases of cash

inb4 jedi my way into fort knox

[DemonFiren]

trade it for a honk render

I have no idea what a jib is or how to cut it, but I like this one's.

[ThanatosRa]

Surplus crate.

[Jazaen]

Surplus crate.

Unless I get 50 soaps, you are bound to get some marvel of technology that is beyond what we currently have. Just watch out, or you will roll for Havoc.

[TheNightingale]

You buy a surplus crate!
It contains...
A .357 revolver and speedloader.
A mag of 10mm ammunition.
Two pairs of noslip shoes.
A pack of razor-sharp cards.
A military belt.
And a bar of soap.

[lumipharon]

Why would anyone choose cash when you could just get a e-sword/bow/dagger/mag/almost anything else, and just sell that for far, far more?

Also the military would pay billions for an e-bow. It's a weapon that magically creates more ammo forever. The logistics, cost saving and storage benefits of have rifles or tanks that don't need to lug around conventional ammo would be pretty much priceless.

If you rolled a bundle and got the sith bundle, having tk in real life would also be pretty baller.

[Jazaen]

You buy a surplus crate!
It contains...
A .357 revolver and speedloader.
A mag of 10mm ammunition.
Two pairs of noslip shoes.
A pack of razor-sharp cards.
A military belt.
And a bar of soap.

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
Noslips maybe? Boots that look normal but you won't slip EVEN ON LUBRICATED FLOORS? You could sell the design to some company, and at least gain something.
Also, my headcannon says Syndiesoap is better that captains soap, that I treat as pinnacle of what we can currently archive in soap-making technology. The technologically superior soap could be, um, sold off to someone, I guess?
Though chances of SOMETHING Hi-tech are pretty high.

[Helios]

You buy a surplus crate!
It contains...
A .357 revolver and speedloader.
A mag of 10mm ammunition.
Two pairs of noslip shoes.
A pack of razor-sharp cards.
A military belt.
And a bar of soap.

HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
Noslips maybe? Boots that look normal but you won't slip EVEN ON LUBRICATED FLOORS? You could sell the design to some company, and at least gain something.
Also, my headcannon says Syndiesoap is better that captains soap, that I treat as pinnacle of what we can currently archive in soap-making technology. The technologically superior soap could be, um, sold off to someone, I guess?
Though chances of SOMETHING Hi-tech are pretty high.

You need to try working in a kitchen.
I have noslips in my closet

[Jazaen]

*Hand waving intensifies* BUT THEY ARE, UM... Ah, well, I admit it, you can get screwed really badly. But in most cases the surplus crate works pretty well.

[John_Oxford]

but its physically possible to slip with real life no slip shoes

due to ss13 mechanics, you physically cannot slip no matter what ever.

[newfren]

I'm pretty sure noslips still slip on lube.

[Not-Dorsidarf]

I'm pretty sure noslips still slip on lube.

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