What do you nerds look like (REDUX)

RG4 · Post by **RG4** » Mon Nov 23, 2015 2:11 am #135580

Bottom post of the previous page:

We all look fab.

EndgamerAzari · Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:26 am

Trying to decide if I should shave my beard before my interview next week. Maybe go down to the goatee combo again?

Spoiler:

420weedscopes · Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:11 pm

if it's for an IT job, keep it
if it's for a hard catering job (head chef, cook) keep it
if it's for an easy catering job (waiter) get rid of it or style it
if it's for any other job get rid of it
#chocobrotips

EndgamerAzari · Wed Nov 25, 2015 6:40 pm

Reference librarian/law professor position.

420weedscopes · Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:45 pm

yeah get rid of it
librarians are never bearded unless it's an extremely aesthetic beard

peoplearestrange · Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:39 pm

420weedscopes wrote:if it's for an IT job, keep it
if it's for a hard catering job (head chef, cook) keep it
if it's for an easy catering job (waiter) get rid of it or style it
if it's for any other job get rid of it
#chocobrotips

If you work in anything in entertainments you're either part of the crew or the art director with one.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:37 am #137524

Spoiler:

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:24 am #137533

Challenged everyone in my office to shave our beards and see who could grow theirs back the most by the end of the month.

This was a shitty idea oh well.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:35 am #137536

An0n3 wrote:Challenged everyone in my office to shave our beards and see who could grow theirs back the most by the end of the month.

This was a shitty idea oh well.

FACERACE.jpg

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:38 am #137539

Dude what. Even with the hair and shirt it is hard to believe those two pics are of the same person. God damn

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:44 am #137541

Onion, haven't you learned by now? The beard hides your old man wrinkles. Put it back on!

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:10 am #137550

See

"This was a shitty idea oh well."

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:25 am #137552

Well at least you're bringing awareness to testicular cancer. Make sure to feel your balls thoroughly at least once a month, kids, and report any lumps or irregularities to your doctor. As much as that sounds like a sarcastic remark... actually do it, testicular cancer is the 2nd most common cause of death by cancer for males, and statistically speaking, you have a 50% chance of being diagnosed with some sort of cancer during your life.[1] Happy holidays!

peoplearestrange · Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:54 am

An0n3 wrote:Challenged everyone in my office to shave our beards and see who could grow theirs back the most by the end of the month.

This was a shitty idea oh well.

FACERACE.jpg

Nuuuuuuuuuuu! I lioked the beerd

Come back soon beerd

Super Aggro Crag · Wed Dec 02, 2015 12:07 pm

Next time shave your head bald

Terrorcroak · Post by **Terrorcroak** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:19 pm #137640

An0n3 wrote:Challenged everyone in my office to shave our beards and see who could grow theirs back the most by the end of the month.

This was a shitty idea oh well.

FACERACE.jpg

Whoa holy shit.

Spoiler:

Ikarrus · Post by **Ikarrus** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:21 pm #137641

An0n3 wrote:Challenged everyone in my office to shave our beards and see who could grow theirs back the most by the end of the month.

This was a shitty idea oh well.

FACERACE.jpg

You look all wholesome now

tedward1337 · Post by **tedward1337** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:10 pm #137651

An0n3 wrote:Challenged everyone in my office to shave our beards and see who could grow theirs back the most by the end of the month.

This was a shitty idea oh well.

FACERACE.jpg

You look slightly like Canada's new PM and it's freaking me out

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Wed Dec 02, 2015 9:47 pm #137724

Everyone else is getting made fun of for being baby faced.

People say I look like some kind of professor.

:/

Terrorcroak · Post by **Terrorcroak** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:04 pm #139452

An0n3 wrote:Everyone else is getting made fun of for being baby faced.

People say I look like some kind of professor.

:/

I'd say it's the nose, it looks kind of academic.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:45 pm #139475

Terrorcroak wrote: I'd say it's the nose, it looks kind of academic.

: thisfuckingasshole.png (221.27 KiB) Viewed 15502 times

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrre.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:46 pm #139489

Did you win you race thing, Onion?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:26 pm #139525

Not yet. It's a really close three-way battle between myself and two other bearded gents.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 4:57 am #142898

An0n3 wrote:Not yet. It's a really close three-way battle between myself and two other bearded gents.

Any beard news?

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:16 am #142903

My beard as of right-the-fuck-now.
Majority public opinion is that we've all been bested by another one of our coworkers.
I'm one of a next-largest-contingent that believes the top four competitors are too close to decide a clear winner.

A lot of people participated but there are definitely four of us that are kings of bearding.
I think people are voting one-way because that particular person's hair is darker than the rest of ours, rather than that his beard is fuller or longer.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:23 am #142906

it has finally (sort of) returned!

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:31 am #142911

It's a brand new baby beard. It needs more time to grow but it is the bare-minimum of a beard. It's at the normal absolute minimum of what I would trim it down to when I felt like I needed to start over from scratch.

Fresh-faced to beard in three weeks is pretty good I think.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:35 am #142913

When I get home ill get a picture of my mangy ass. I'm unkempt and proud. I'll clean up when I need a new job. Or at my viewing before then cremate me in another 50 plus years. I am gonna live as close to forever as I can.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:43 am #142917

Yay! I'm genuinely happy for you, Onion

Post by **oranges** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:58 am #142953

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 6:03 pm #142990

The orange has been peeled.

Docprofsmith · Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:05 pm

It's me

It's me on halloween

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:44 pm #143016

That probably isn't oranges, I reverse google searched that picture and saw it on tumblr posts that are like 4 years old. Could've sworn I'd seen it before.

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 9:53 pm #143020

Zilenan91 wrote:That probably isn't oranges, I reverse google searched that picture and saw it on tumblr posts that are like 4 years old. Could've sworn I'd seen it before.

Don't worry I found the real oranges

NSFW:

tedward1337 · Post by **tedward1337** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:27 am #143077

Thats not actually oranges is it

Post by **oranges** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:33 pm #143153

uhm yes it is?

tedward1337 · Sun Dec 27, 2015 11:44 pm

How can we really know Oranges.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:03 am #143174

Oranges, take another picture with "hi kor~" on a piece of paper. THIS WILL PROVE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT YOU ARE A LADY!

Yay for obscure references! \o/

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:21 am #143178

That's not oranges that's lemons

1) Google-image-search hits on image show it's ancient and proliferated
2) The real oranges is an Australian and there are no poisonous insects or roos in that picture

tedward1337 · Post by **tedward1337** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:31 am #143181

An0n3 wrote:That's not oranges that's lemons

1) Google-image-search hits on image show it's ancient and proliferated
2) The real oranges is an Australian and there are no poisonous insects or roos in that picture

I was wondering why there was no beer in the photo.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:32 am #143182

I will accept nothing less than a 20 second video of him peeling a citrus fruit seductively while singing the ss13 title theme

Remie Richards · Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:34 am

An0n3 wrote:That's not oranges that's lemons

1) Google-image-search hits on image show it's ancient and proliferated
2) The real oranges is an Australian and there are no poisonous insects or roos in that picture

oranges is from New Zealand actually.

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:50 am #143185

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:51 pm #143230

Remie Richards wrote:
An0n3 wrote:That's not oranges that's lemons

1) Google-image-search hits on image show it's ancient and proliferated
2) The real oranges is an Australian and there are no poisonous insects or roos in that picture
oranges is from New Zealand actually.

I thought oranges grew on trees? I guess you do learn something new every day

tedward1337 · Tue Jan 05, 2016 11:46 pm

Canadian Australian meetup in Tim Hortons featuring Cy, and myself.

420weedscopes · Wed Jan 06, 2016 1:49 am

yeah nice fucking image bro

IrishWristWatch0 · Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:47 am

tedward1337 wrote:
image.jpeg
Canadian Australian meetup in Tim Hortons featuring Cy, and myself.

sick pic d00d

Post by **oranges** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:20 am #145065

An0n3 wrote:That's not oranges that's lemons

1) Google-image-search hits on image show it's ancient and proliferated
2) The real oranges is an Australian and there are no poisonous insects or roos in that picture

Tough fucking crowd
https://files.singulo.io/QFej.jpg

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:47 pm #145147

has your wine bottle got bubonic plague buddy

Takeguru · Post by **Takeguru** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 3:14 pm #145151

ColonicAcid wrote:has your wine bottle got bubonic plague buddy

Rippled for his pleasure

Timbrewolf · Post by **Timbrewolf** » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:12 pm #145508

Beard update 2016.

Full beard is back in a month. I feel miserable today, ontop of life problems I have a sore throat and a runny nose. Decided not to shower or change out of my pajamas today fuck it.

EDIT: I've been looking for that fucking box of tissues all day but only just noticed it in the corner of that photo thank you internet.

EDIT:

CAT IN BED