Lifeweb got taken down
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Lifeweb got taken down
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Lifeweb is a genuinely good game but the edgy kid shit, the community being absolutely dumpster-tier, the host being awful, and the game only being available on weekends is what killed it for me.
The Lifeweb servers are still up, however, even though their website is down.
The Lifeweb servers are still up, however, even though their website is down.
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Sawrge pretended to be me on the forums, how long until I go to jail?
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
I played it a few times and had a forum account, so... bit worried there. I think I'll be fine, though.
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Good. Worst fucking community ever.
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Super Aggro Crag wrote:and nothing of value was lost![]()
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
why are we posting about memeweb?
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We are celebrating.Zellion wrote:why are we posting about memeweb?
thot_slayer wrote:don't be a degenerate online if you don't want people to treat you like a degenerate morty
bandit wrote:what is this
a correct post by pillz
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Somebody posted CP on their forums and the feds took it down. It says in the reddit post I linked in the OP
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NikNakFlak wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:and nothing of value was lost![]()
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
I hope someone gets the source code somehow ;>; if the creator disappears because of this then the game will be lost forever
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i think its a pretty good policy to permaban anyone bemoaning the loss of lifewebs code in this thread

















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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
From what I understand, Lifeweb was a good game ruined by a cancerous community. It's sad, it looked interesting from reading the wiki.
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Realtalk, Lifeweb was actually one of the best games I've ever played from an RP perspective, so many systems worked in tandem together to just make it A+, with extremely lethal combat and needs designed in such a way to constantly force contact and thus conflict between people. Lifeweb could have honestly become a truly great game if Randy hadn't treated it the way he did.
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Sums it up well.Zilenan91 wrote:Realtalk, Lifeweb was actually one of the best games I've ever played from an RP perspective, so many systems worked in tandem together to just make it A+, with extremely lethal combat and needs designed in such a way to constantly force contact and thus conflict between people. Lifeweb could have honestly become a truly great game if Randy hadn't treated it the way he did.
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a correct post by pillz
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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i remember reading the forums and it was absolute cancer. not even ironic funny cancer it was just straight up full of people i wouldn't invite to a shitty party.
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The game looked great but the main community behind the game was essentially if you copied the worst aspects of /b/ onto it.
Who know's, maybe either this event might force the developer to either moderate their community so its not horse shit, release a open source of the code or he'll just double down on the Russian whitelist only community.
Who know's, maybe either this event might force the developer to either moderate their community so its not horse shit, release a open source of the code or he'll just double down on the Russian whitelist only community.
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I'm going to crawl out from under my rock for a second and ask a question. What exactly is/was lifeweb? What was its setting, the few youtube vids of it I could find on a cursory search are unclear.
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Lifeweb was medieval SS13 basically. It had an incredibly brutal medical system, and combat based mostly on RnG. The RP was usually quite good there because it was really organic because of how the mechanics were set up. It was a good game. It also has/had ERP mechanics which worked by clicking and dragging your sprite onto someone elses and it opened up a box with several orifice prompts depending on if they were naked or not, which you could click on, displaying a message in the chat, like for how it would work here, "Salts-The-Wound fucks Soothes-The-Wound!" over and over again as you clicked the prompt, which caused the characters to moan periodically as they were pleasured, eventually resulting in one or both of them climaxing and shooting out actual cum that could be licked up off the floor and be used as a reagent. I quite liked it, it was probably their best portable feature. It also had children which were completely compatible with the ERP system, and I was obviously not a fan of that.
Community was always utter shite though.
Community was always utter shite though.
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Its a sort of scifi fantasy game, it takes place on a very hostile world with a mix of low and high end technology (mostly low end).1g88a wrote:I'm going to crawl out from under my rock for a second and ask a question. What exactly is/was lifeweb? What was its setting, the few youtube vids of it I could find on a cursory search are unclear.
From what I can tell the main draws to this game are the high lethality, many complex RP mechanics as well as survival elements that force players to go to lengths to survive that may well bring them into conflict with other players.
The most controversial aspects of the game are two separate systems. The first being that there are sexual intercourse mechanics in the game, including the possibility of rape, and that it is possible to play as a Child in the game. This brought up the idea that the game encourages and allows for Child rape.
From what I've been told and whatnot, rape is very rare by itself, let alone child rape, since people who perpetuate it are usually summarily executed or otherwise killed by the town's authority's or citizens, as well as the fact that most people don't bother.
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Good riddance.


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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Good game, good concept, good mechanics, good enemy mobs, build a dwarf fort!
Bad people.
OH BOY, BETTER KEEP THESE SECRET HOT DOG RECIPE TO MYSELF
Bad people.
OH BOY, BETTER KEEP THESE SECRET HOT DOG RECIPE TO MYSELF
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Unfortunately, when the feds raid websites/houses and find that someone has uploaded CP, the host is often charged with image possession offences. Its also very hard to argue a jury out of pinging you for it if your website was "morally questionable" in the first place, because theyre going to associate one with the other.
Wasnt the host ruskie or something though? That would probably only make it worse.
Wasnt the host ruskie or something though? That would probably only make it worse.
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Randy Sandy was indeed a ruskie, although his pateron comment was he's "Changing Host"
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Lifeweb isnt ded. Just the forum. The game server was still up all weekend like usual. If you have the IP saved then you can join whenever you want(still weekend-only though).
Everyone is right though. Whilst the game was really damn fun, the community was by far the worst ive ever seen. Such a shame. Hopefully the code gets leaked one day and someone decent can make a respectable server. People who judge Lifeweb before even playing it are really sad to watch. They are missing out on one of the most fun iterations of SS13. Sure its dark and there are plenty of questionable mechanics, but its a dark setting.
Everyone is right though. Whilst the game was really damn fun, the community was by far the worst ive ever seen. Such a shame. Hopefully the code gets leaked one day and someone decent can make a respectable server. People who judge Lifeweb before even playing it are really sad to watch. They are missing out on one of the most fun iterations of SS13. Sure its dark and there are plenty of questionable mechanics, but its a dark setting.
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The game itself look really interesting and had a lot of mechanics that really added to the atmosphere (some which it be nice to implement into SS13, e.g. the not being able to see behind your character etc).
However the absolute toxic playerbase and playground "IM MORE EDGY THAN YOU" attitude that everyone took, including the host, just made me want to avoid it. Especially the secret club of "YOU CAN HAVE THE IP IF YOU CAN WORK OUT THIS RIDDLE! OMG IM SO EDGE. SO SHARP. WOW!".
However the absolute toxic playerbase and playground "IM MORE EDGY THAN YOU" attitude that everyone took, including the host, just made me want to avoid it. Especially the secret club of "YOU CAN HAVE THE IP IF YOU CAN WORK OUT THIS RIDDLE! OMG IM SO EDGE. SO SHARP. WOW!".
Whatever
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Get the code, cannibalize it for good features, and let the game die.
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iamgoofball wrote:NikNakFlak wrote:Super Aggro Crag wrote:and nothing of value was lost![]()
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Just think right now there's a team of FBI agents sitting at a conference table on laptops
all forced to read all that meaningless shit.
all forced to read all that meaningless shit.
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An0n3 wrote:Just think right now there's a team of FBI agents sitting at a conference table on laptops
all forced to read all that meaningless shit.
didn't the goons have a similar story?
MimicFaux wrote:I remember my first time, full of wonderment and excitement playing this game I had heard so many stories about.
on the arrival shuttle, I saw the iconic toolbox on the ground. I clubbed myself in the head with it trying to figure out the controls.
Setting the tool box, now bloodied, back on the table; I went to heal myself with a medkit. I clubbed myself in the head with that too.
I've come a long ways from asking how to switch hands.
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Yeah thats how to make a job shitty right there...An0n3 wrote:Just think right now there's a team of FBI agents sitting at a conference table on laptops
all forced to read all that meaningless shit.
Whatever
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Huh. I remember Anon joining the forums and fitting in quite well. Guess that was just someone else using his name.
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Well Kor was also impersonated, sooo.Alex Crimson wrote:Huh. I remember Anon joining the forums and fitting in quite well. Guess that was just someone else using his name.
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Lies. Kor probably just says that because he got caught enjoying Lifeweb. STP migrated there, and ive seen some other /tg/ admin keys in the lobby.
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None of those 12(?) me's were me. Either one person had a lot of fucking time on their hands or a bunch of people were havin' a giggle.Alex Crimson wrote:Huh. I remember Anon joining the forums and fitting in quite well. Guess that was just someone else using his name.
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Aside from what's her name that kept shouting 'paedophile' whenever anyone muttered the world life why would anyone hold anything against someone who played even a bit of Lifeweb?
Sure, its not something your usually going to shout out about, but its generally accepted while that the community is abhorrent the game itself is really good.
Sure, its not something your usually going to shout out about, but its generally accepted while that the community is abhorrent the game itself is really good.
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well shit I just avoided it because I only ever heard about the cheese pizza but now I wish I had given it a try, the non ERP stuff sounds real neato
good riddance to the forums/community though
good riddance to the forums/community though
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Are you referring to Mandurrh? Drama whore on the century?Steelpoint wrote:Aside from what's her name that kept shouting 'paedophile' whenever anyone muttered the world life why would anyone hold anything against someone who played even a bit of Lifeweb?
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Never played lifeweb but a medieval era game in the style of SS13 would be amazing.
My hope is that one of the FBIs working the case decides the game looks cool and leaks the sourcecode. We can only dream.
My hope is that one of the FBIs working the case decides the game looks cool and leaks the sourcecode. We can only dream.
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Re: Lifeweb got taken down
Id say its more post-apocalyptic than medieval. Certainly a mix of the two though. Wait until the weekend then go play it.
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I warned people against associating with it because eventually something like this would happen.
Grats, you've all earned yourselves an earmark in your FBI file that says "Was a user on the internet forum referenced in case # 58745873469 (illicit photos of a minor)"
Grats, you've all earned yourselves an earmark in your FBI file that says "Was a user on the internet forum referenced in case # 58745873469 (illicit photos of a minor)"
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guys their hoster is the one who disabled the forum, not the FBI
as far as I'm aware the FBI isn't involved at all.
as far as I'm aware the FBI isn't involved at all.
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>Christmas Presents aren't problematic as long as it's not in americainvisty wrote:Eh it's not a problem unless you live in 'murca.
you're fucked in the head if you really think that
i play Lauser McMauligan. clown name is Cold-Ass Honkey
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
i have three other top secret characters as well.
tell the best admin how good he is
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