Pet Peeves Thread - Little things that REALLY annoy you

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 12:27 am #127504

Bottom post of the previous page:

Yes, the CMO should have batoned and detained the security officers.

I can't imagine that going poorly for him at all. It's not like they'd all crowd in, beat the shit out of the CMO, and then drag him off to perma.

Not-Dorsidarf · Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am

Cheimon wrote:Yes, the CMO should have batoned and detained the security officers.

I can't imagine that going poorly for him at all. It's not like they'd all crowd in, beat the shit out of the CMO, and then drag him off to perma.

Sec need to accept that sometimes non-antags absolutely can beat the shit out of them within space law if they go too far.

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:16 pm #127623

But why would they accept that? If they can avoid it, they will, like any player. So they do.

Not-Dorsidarf · Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:57 pm

Cheimon wrote:But why would they accept that? If they can avoid it, they will, like any player. So they do.

Yeah but they need to not whine in deadchat when the captain declares them Over The Line and puts an all-access bounty on their heads.

Super Aggro Crag · Mon Oct 19, 2015 3:42 pm

admins who decide to "spice up" antag rounds by giving certain people special abilities and equipment that completely shit over everyone else and turn the station into a murderbone shithole.

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:06 pm #127979

Thralls who murderbone or kill people when they encounter them alone in maintenance while shadowlings are still alive. You are directly impeding the goals of your masters by killing people who are convertable and it makes me fume when the same people kill everyone over and over as a thrall then have the audacity to complain that the mode is bad because shadowlings never win.

bandit · Post by **bandit** » Thu Oct 22, 2015 7:06 am #128463

Cultists who go "herpaderp ire is blood nahlizet is join karazet is hell balaq is self" at roundstart. WE ALREADY KNOW YOU FUCKING WANKREL EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN ALL FOUR WORDS FOR YEARS NOW
Swarmers that spend 100 years trying to break an r-wall while there are dozens of buttons, lightswitches, holopads, etc. left untouched

Xenobiologists who close the outer doors that I have left open for A FUCKING REASON
Xenobiologists who do the above and open the inner doors, resulting in slimes getting loose, every time
Xenobiologists who don't use the slime scanner
Xenobiologists who do the above while shoving monkeys into a pen of multiple unscanned slimes
Xenobiologists who do the above with pens of differently colored slimes, some of which are junk
Xenobiologists who put used slime extracts in the fridge
Xenobiologists who bump into you constantly
Xenobiologists that have 100000 monkeys alive at any given point
Xenobiologists that water monkey cubes with the fire extinguisher, wasting water and usually resulting in the above

People who break glass tables
People who steal IDs for no reason

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 7:43 pm #129443

Lawyers that decide "it's my job to hinder security", and proceed to do things like stealing your prisoners or messing around with the evidence.

Argue about brig times, sure, and if you're amusing enough or have a good point I'll do my best to listen. Try and set up an interesting trial? I'll help if there's time. You want your client to have some other punishment than perma, and you have some sort of interesting reason? Go ahead.

But going "I need a word with my client", running off with a prisoner, and then bolting away into your law office, and releasing the prisoner once security's distracted? That's not good lawyering, that's aiding and abetting criminals.

Not-Dorsidarf · Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am

Cheimon wrote:Lawyers that decide "it's my job to hinder security", and proceed to do things like stealing your prisoners or messing around with the evidence.

Argue about brig times, sure, and if you're amusing enough or have a good point I'll do my best to listen. Try and set up an interesting trial? I'll help if there's time. You want your client to have some other punishment than perma, and you have some sort of interesting reason? Go ahead.

But going "I need a word with my client", running off with a prisoner, and then bolting away into your law office, and releasing the prisoner once security's distracted? That's not good lawyering, that's aiding and abetting criminals.

If a lawyer in ss13 can get you out of the permabrig by falsifying evidence they deserve a medal not a kick

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 12:41 am #129504

I don't mean falsifying. I mean things like just stealing any gear they can get their hands on, hiding things in case somebody gets convicted, that sort of stuff. Admittedly not as common as the stealing prisoner problem.

While we're on prisoners, people that wander in halfway through an arrest, who have no idea what have just happened, and rescue the prisoner. Then, when you confront them, they go "he was innocent!". You have no idea of that, dude.

Miauw · Post by **Miauw** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:39 pm #129634

on that topic: people who suicide the moment they're captured by security. usually after a murderboner.

in my eyes, that brands you as the cancer destroying tgs.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:42 pm #129636

When that happens i take the suicided/catatonic body, dress it up in embarrasing outfit/makeup and strap it to an electric chair in a glass cage in front of the brig cells. You can still humiliate them even if they are dead

tuypo1 · Post by **tuypo1** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:41 am #129965

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:
Cheimon wrote:But why would they accept that? If they can avoid it, they will, like any player. So they do.
Yeah but they need to not whine in deadchat when the captain declares them Over The Line and puts an all-access bounty on their heads.

see now no matter what sec do I wont accept a captain who gives all access as a reward for anything sure encourage the crew to lynch shitty sec officers but any captain or hop who gives all access as a reward or prize can go fuck themselves

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:10 pm #130009

I think most-access is better, give em everything but armory and ID console, maybe no engineering or toxins if you really think you cannot trust em

Super Aggro Crag · Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:33 pm

i've had people fire shots at me and attempt to climb over the desk and kill me because I refused to give them all access so they could be a "bounty hunter."

i blasted him with my e-gun and dragged him into maint and spaced the body.

Post by **Atlanta-Ned** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 5:02 pm #130016

Wyzack wrote:When that happens i take the suicided/catatonic body, dress it up in embarrasing outfit/makeup and strap it to an electric chair in a glass cage in front of the brig cells. You can still humiliate them even if they are dead

I just make an announcement calling them a pussy if i have access, otherwise I call them a pussy over common channel. Zero tolerance for that sort of thing.

Not-Dorsidarf · Sun Jul 30, 2023 1:33 am

Wyzack wrote:I think most-access is better, give em everything but armory and ID console, maybe no engineering or toxins if you really think you cannot trust em

Thats what I mean by "giving them all-access"

Giving actual all-access is known as "simultanous stroke and aneurism while developing brain cancer and going braindead"

confused rock · Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:11 am

People like that person lucina who purposely rp as an asshole.

Puglord · Post by **Puglord** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 12:23 am #130103

I really hate it when the Leather Overcoat or Leather Jacket doesn't spawn in the assistant clothing room. I love how they look!

Nega10 · Post by **Nega10** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:31 pm #130166

When I'm using soap to clean up a hallway and someone shoves me aside, undoing the cleaning I was doing.

Also, people who leave long trails of blood across the station.

capi duffman · Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:12 pm

People who destroy all my work as a cook.

Lately it's happening way too often in lowpop rounds (three times this week already), and it's incredibly annoying to see 30 minutes of work destroyed FNR.

LiamLime · Post by **LiamLime** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 4:16 pm #130188

capi duffman wrote:People who destroy all my work as a cook.

Damn it, I thought you were a cook / chef IRL and your pet peeve was people eating what you cook

RescueRanger · Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:08 pm

Some players logic....

Post by **oranges** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:34 pm #130548

Admins who think they're better than the players.

Post by **NikNakFlak** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:10 pm #130562

oranges

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:38 pm #130565

when the ass aint fat

also tonto being banned

Sceptiles · Post by **Sceptiles** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 2:17 am #130787

Holoparasites and everyone that use them. They are too cost efficient and encourage mass murderboning and everyone that I've seen use them so far has just been killing people who like to RP or do their jobs, none of the people they kill ever have purpose towards their objectives as traitors and like 10% of the people using them seem to ever achieve green text.

Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:24 am

Sceptiles wrote:

Xhuis · Post by **Xhuis** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:18 am #130806

I like holoparasites. It lets you be part of a team, and it feels a lot better to accomplish something that way even if it's easier.

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Sat Oct 31, 2015 1:05 pm #130836

PKPenguin321 wrote:
Sceptiles wrote:

That is literally the purpose of this thread. Being salty. It's not clever commentary.

On topic, AIs that decide to get all up in my business about how I do my job. I don't tell you how to shock doors, machine, so don't tell me how to do my things. You've almost never got the full picture, anyway.

Actually, anyone that decides to bitch about how other people do their jobs without cause at all. I don't mean if you're genuinely affected by it, but if you're just a bystander and you decide to insult people, fuck off. Actually I've noticed this particularly as cook: people decide the only roleplay they can do is insulting the food, so they roll up, bitch about everything on the table ("this pasta's cold! this pizza smells strange!"), and then leave. What was the point of that? Just being mean?

Super Aggro Crag · Sat Oct 31, 2015 3:55 pm

>have an ss13 dream where a head of security is an incompetent shitter who keeps trying to arrest me during ops, completely ignoring the syndies and chasing me when I have done nothing wrong, leaving me cuffbuckled in chairs and stuff
>wake up super pissed off and go to write a ban request
>remember it was only a dream so I can't get his ass job banned because he's not even a real person, his beyond tag was some weird ass letters and punctuation

FUCK

Gun Hog · Post by **Gun Hog** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 6:15 pm #131250

I have probably said this many times before, but:
- Cargo players / HoP who deny Science a Combat Shotguns crate.
- Security players that do not accept superior weaponry from Science.

DrPillzRedux · Mon Nov 02, 2015 7:26 pm

When you're trying to RP and get converted to rev/gang/cult.

And Crag I've been in a cult round where I as a loyalty implanted sec officer go into the armory with the warden to gear up for a cult base raid, when the captain runs in, stuns me, and keeps me cuffed for almost 20 minutes forcefeeding me holy water. 5 minutes after I'm released the cult summons nar'sie.

confused rock · Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:42 pm

DrPillzRedux wrote:When you're trying to RP and get converted to rev/gang/cult.

And Crag I've been in a cult round where I as a loyalty implanted sec officer go into the armory with the warden to gear up for a cult base raid, when the captain runs in, stuns me, and keeps me cuffed for almost 20 minutes forcefeeding me holy water. 5 minutes after I'm released the cult summons nar'sie.

Oh god once in a cult round I'm with another officer and he is being crushed by a sliding door. I save him and I arrest a cultist, he grabs the bag,I disarm him for it, and then he arrests me for 5 minutes because he thinks I was a cultist trying to kill him.

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:11 pm #131282

>disarm an officer to get a bag
>disarm
>you could have asked
>get arrested
>acting surprised

Cheimon · Post by **Cheimon** » Tue Nov 03, 2015 2:24 pm #131397

When people get mad that you missed some radio message because you were in the middle of some other task. While it might be fun to RP that I'm clearly deaf, in this game radio messages are a matter of reading, which means that if I'm focused on a different task (like, say, arresting someone) then I'm not going to be focused on the chat lines until I know I can do that safely. Particularly if I'm needing to examine people, I'm not going to scroll up and go through what I missed until I know I can do it without being killed. Stop being mad I didn't respond instantly to some other people going "he dindu nuffin" on the radio.

Screemonster · Wed Nov 04, 2015 2:39 pm

DemonFiren wrote:>disarm an officer to get a bag
>disarm
>you could have asked
>get arrested
>acting surprised

> anyone who immediately leaps to "break in and steal" for minor shit they can just ask for

like people who bust into cargo when the tech's right there, start a fight and turn it into LE ESCALATION MEME over.. wanting to print something out of the autolathe
use your fucking words

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:19 pm #131635

A QM once asked me to get a stamp from the HoP, RD, and CE for an industrial welding tool.

Five minutes later I gathered the entire engineering department with spears and pneumatic cannons, so we waged war on the cargonians and killed all of them that fought back, bringing all dead cargo techs to medbay while we meatspiked the QM. When I got bwoinked for this the admin only said lol.

Screemonster · Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:04 pm

Yeah, people who are needlessly obstructive over tiny things like that deserve everything they get. They're practically the REASON people break in for shit instead of asking.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:18 pm #131665

Yeah but now you can break in and kill them if they're being a nob, so there's no reason not to ask first

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:30 pm #131666

>"Hey tech, can I print a circular saw?"
>"no"
>"Why not?"
>"Because you're John Madden!"
>break in, stab him to death, print the saw, then space him

This was something that happened on Hippie.

Erbbu · Post by **Erbbu** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 4:00 pm #131892

Zilenan91 wrote:A QM once asked me to get a stamp from the HoP, RD, and CE for an industrial welding tool.

Five minutes later I gathered the entire engineering department with spears and pneumatic cannons, so we waged war on the cargonians and killed all of them that fought back, bringing all dead cargo techs to medbay while we meatspiked the QM. When I got bwoinked for this the admin only said lol.

I'm surprised that the engies went along with you, considering the risk of them getting bwoinked as well.

asskek · Post by **asskek** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:27 pm #131928

OOC: Megatrononline: I am not insiting on winning, i just feel it is duty of sec and command stuff to stop the rival corporation agents\

Post by **MMMiracles** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 7:39 pm #131931

i mean hes right you know.

Malkevin · Post by **Malkevin** » Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:27 pm #131944

Indeed he is.

Zilenan91 · Post by **Zilenan91** » Fri Nov 06, 2015 12:49 am #131987

Erbbu wrote:
Zilenan91 wrote:A QM once asked me to get a stamp from the HoP, RD, and CE for an industrial welding tool.

Five minutes later I gathered the entire engineering department with spears and pneumatic cannons, so we waged war on the cargonians and killed all of them that fought back, bringing all dead cargo techs to medbay while we meatspiked the QM. When I got bwoinked for this the admin only said lol.
I'm surprised that the engies went along with you, considering the risk of them getting bwoinked as well.

There was about 2 engineers with Pneumatics and 5 greyshits with spears. No man shall stamp and live.

Super Aggro Crag · Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:43 pm

People who refuse to let me provide funeral services for dead crewmen as chaplain because "hurr durrr da chef might want da meat". Fuck off and order a monkey crate.

confused rock · Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:17 am

Super Aggro Crag wrote:People who refuse to let me provide funeral services for dead crewmen as chaplain because "hurr durrr da chef might want da meat". Fuck off and order a monkey crate.

don't even need one, the biogenerator can shit out monkey cubes

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:34 am #141215

when puregirl animename gleefully whips out a circular saw at the first sign of disarming and goes to town on whoever she likes least/has the most affiliation OOC with, because of COURSE a pure anime girl would carry a saw to murder the fuck out of grody old men

EDIT: likewise, slut shall never harm slut

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:55 am #141218

like a true yandere

IcePacks · Post by **IcePacks** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:34 am #141231

we only have the purest space waifus - no yanderes here!

also, who would they yandere over