Nice tune, real easy

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:13 pm #106489

Bottom post of the previous page:

Gayboy_Berserker wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:This is not how you ASCII. Learn to code tags.
"No"

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:00 pm #106503

nsos, what would we be without you.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 1:26 pm #106507

probably a lot better off

peoplearestrange · Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:00 pm

nsos wrote:
Gayboy_Berserker wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:This is not how you ASCII. Learn to code tags.
"No"

Poor David Byrne... alzheimer's really set in early for him

Gayboy_Berserker · Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:41 pm

EndgamerAzari · Wed Jul 22, 2015 4:56 pm

nsos wrote:probably a lot better off

Without our shitposting possum person? Fie!

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:27 pm #106633

the face of ptsd

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:40 pm #106638

callanrockslol · Thu Jul 23, 2015 7:15 am

nsos wrote:
Gayboy_Berserker wrote:
DemonFiren wrote:This is not how you ASCII. Learn to code tags.
"No"

Explain.

420weedscopes · Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:37 pm

LOOK AT THIS graaaph

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 8:17 am #107151

everybody wants to touch me
hold me close, don't let go
of the golden boy

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Sat Jul 25, 2015 11:30 am #107171

Go away, I don't wanna touch you.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 3:48 pm #108672

>oranges paid $100 to each headmin that said yes to get ERP unbanned

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ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:03 pm #108673

Glad you could bake it, Uther.

Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.

As if I could forgetti. Listen, Uther, there's something about the plaguette you should knead. Oh no... It's too late. These peopleroni have all been infectedanana. They may look al dente now, but its a matter of thyme before they turn into the unedible.

What?!

This entire citrella must be peeled.

How can you even cook that? There's got to be some other whey.

Damn it, Umami. As your future chef, I order you to broil this city!

You are not my chef yet, boyardee. Nor would I obey that command if you were!

Then I must consider this an act of seasoning.

Seasoning? Have you sauced your mince, Arthas?!

Have I? Lord Umami, by my right of succession and the sovereignty of my crown of roast pork, I hereby rehydrate you from your commandard and suspenderoni your pepperoni from service.

Arthas, you just can't...

*Ding* It's done! Those of you who have the will to taste this flan, follow me. The rest of you? Get out of my kitchen.

You've just tossed a terrible salad, Arthas.

Jaina?

I'm sorry, Arthas. I can't watch you cook this.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 6:19 pm #108693

[youtube]p4Kfm78eUB0[/youtube]

ColonicAcid · Post by **ColonicAcid** » Fri Jul 31, 2015 8:11 pm #108709

KETSU WO TABERU

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:32 pm #108869

[youtube]qoBytTd0aBA[/youtube][youtube]ZGIodhiZ_b0[/youtube]

dutch memes are the best

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 5:59 am #108946

Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:18 am

callanrockslol wrote:Lasange.

gaaaaaaaaaaarfffffiiiiiielllllllllllllld

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 8:53 am #108974

PKPenguin321 wrote:
callanrockslol wrote:Lasange.

gaaaaaaaaaaarfffffiiiiiielllllllllllllld

who ate my lasagne

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 3:04 pm #109036

Jesus i read that whole thing. How disturbing.

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:21 pm #109080

>When was the last time you tasted what you were chewing?

deep

callanrockslol · Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:25 am

Wyzack wrote:Jesus i read that whole thing. How disturbing.

I found it written on /co/ of all things, had to make it proper art for posterity.

Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:26 pm

You're a tumor, Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna.

ThanatosRa · Post by **ThanatosRa** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 8:42 pm #109770

I want more. This is better than... what was it called... Arbuckle? the ones where it's either john entirely alone and talking to himself, or talking to a garfeild that doesn't talk but at least still exists. So he's just a crazy person talking to his cat.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:14 pm #109779

The one without Garfield is called Garfield Minus Garfield.
The one where Garfield is a real cat is called Realfield I think.

Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:14 pm

yep, search realfield on google images

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:15 pm #110038

PKPenguin321 wrote:You're a tumor, Garfield, but God made cancer, just like he made lasagna, except I made the lasagna.

Does that make me more than a man?

Post by **Vekter** » Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:26 pm #110072

PKPenguin321 wrote:yep, search realfield on google images

Why is this so good

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:02 am #110107

I personally like Garfield Minus Garfield better

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:32 am #110194

Excuse me.

Ricotez · Post by **Ricotez** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:31 am #110220

fine, have Garfield Divided By Garfield

Drynwyn · Post by **Drynwyn** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 5:14 pm #110312

it has been far too long since i last spessmans

i'm getting the shakes

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:55 pm #110393

[youtube]vjClr5vQabw[/youtube]
DUTCH
MEMES

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:50 pm #110781

callanrockslol · Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:48 am

Garfield.

We need to have a talk Garfield. This isn't about the lasagna, it's about Oddie. He's dying. Oddie is dying Garfield. I am going to take him to the vet and have him put down. I am going to sit with our loveable little pup and stare in his eyes and he descends to the infinite abyss. I will hold his paw and feel his essence drain into me as he ceases to be. Would you like to come Garfield? Would you like to see our dog die by the hand of fate?

Why does he deserve to die and you to live Garfield? Why does anyone deserve to die before you? Does anyone know what will happen when you die Garfield? Will anyone be there to comfort you as you flail and choke on lasagne? Will somebody throw your body in the trash with the rest of the refuse to be picked apart by the scavengers? I wonder if they would be grateful Garfield, to eat a fat ball of garbage.

Oddie is a good dog. He brought me the paper today, he threw up and bled all over the carpet. This is his reward Garfield. Do you think he is afraid of dying? I hope you aren't Garfield. Our precious little mutt will climb to the gates of Saint Peter. Do you think they would let you in Garfield ? Will they would cast you down to the black pits? I won't be there to cook you lasagne. They might make you the lasagne. They might make you the lasagne. To be forced to eat yourself day after day. Have you ever wondered what is in your lasagne? Would you like another plate?

Maybe someone will make Oddie into a lasagne when he's gone. You'd eat it anyway wouldn't you? Maybe one day I'll be gone and there will be nobody to make you lasagne. Would you starve to death? You could always cook your own lasagna Garfield, but you can't open the fridge. One day I might leave you with the fridge closed Garfield. Would you live in hope of Schrodingers lasagna? I think I'm in purgatory, to cook lasagne forever. You are here to eat it. Forever. Are you my punishment, Garfield? What did I do to deserve this? Why do you eat my lasagne?

WHO'S CAT IS THAT! BAD GARFIELD STOP OPENING THE DOG DOOR!

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:52 am #111221

schrödinger's lasagna sounds funny as fuck for some reason

DemonFiren · Post by **DemonFiren** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:00 am #111224

Yeah, but is it poisoned?

callanrockslol · Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:47 am

How are you going to open the fridge and find out if it even exists.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:26 pm #111266

I have ascended to 9th highest post count on the forums. One day I will cast the corpse of paprka from it's throne, and take his place calling people autistic because I have the highest post count

EndgamerAzari · Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:57 pm

While I was riding in the van on the way back from vacation my Grandpa farted and it smelled like an open grave filled with old rotten leather shoes.

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:56 am #111442

theres a grind band that wrote several songs about Garfield

http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Unseen_Terror/8521

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:57 am #111443

Unseen Terror

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Broseley, Shropshire
Status:
Split-up
Formed in:
1986
Genre:
Grindcore
Lyrical themes:
Political, Garfield
Last label:
Earache Records
Years active:
1986-1990

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 1:58 am #111444

[youtube]vH6Ehjv3u14[/youtube]

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 8:24 pm #112906

TheWiznard · Post by **TheWiznard** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 5:06 am #114922

smug post about how I feel when racoons eat my gabage

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:06 pm #115020

image of me feeding my small son claudio

nsos · Post by **nsos** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:09 pm #115021

we must all support his gains

EndgamerAzari · Wed Aug 26, 2015 8:48 pm

Holy shit that picture

I can't tell if that was intentionally shitty or if someone made a genuine effort.

Wyzack · Post by **Wyzack** » Wed Aug 26, 2015 10:37 pm #115050

If you troll properly, no one will know you have trolled at all

Kraso · Post by **Kraso** » Sat Aug 29, 2015 12:14 pm #115597

the face of ptsd