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Jeb

MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 8:15 pm
Jeb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 7:33 pm
10 years is a good run, godspeed!
oh no! you're gonna need a new byond username soon. Yours is about to expire!

ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sʜɪᴛ

Jeb

MrStonedOne wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 7:29 pm
kayozz wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 4:06 pmPlease don't get bogged down into an argument in your leaving thread.
But it would be sooooo fitting.

It would be very on brand, lol.

10 years is a good run, godspeed!

Jeb

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Only one I think is acceptable was that one time a mime gave me a recorder to record a voice message for them. I decided to say.

"Aah I am the mime and need help..."

Then later on the mime walks up to me and plays the recording and it made me smile it's great.
Things recorded with tape by ...

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I'm guilty of not reading everything, but could there (if not already) just be a ruling that "With regards to contraband it is acceptable to match force." If someone's punching people we shouldn't whipping out the esword and gutting them for example.

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Vekter wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 9:57 pm Maint clown is fucking insane

L4D is also fucking insane.

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Every experience I've had with Dunham so far has been top notch, comes up with creative admeme gimmicks and encourages player gimmicks as well.

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Instead of a mediborg module, imagine if we had O2 pipes that ran to oxygen masks near the tables and could be interacted with similar to IV's. O2 could either be piped from tanks in storage or if you trust atmosia enough, a direct line up from there (or a filter on the air line that breaks off ...

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should just adjust it so that you can't call for a map vote until you can call the shuttle. starting a vote right as the game is starting is quite stupid

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Holy fuck why didn't I img-responsive those images when I made that page

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and posts requesting details disappear by people who normally are not involved in the administrative process

Hi,

The two posts removed by me were removed solely because they were shitposting and not relevant.

This one I will allow (unless someone else decides otherwise) because it's a decent ...

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Isn't forced gender reassignment a bannable offense in the first place?

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Zilenan91 wrote:I was gonna use it to tide and be a nuisance not murder him

Well, in that case, I've successfully killed Ian quite a number of times using this method.

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I'm glad that this trick isn't kept in the sekrit klub, so now I know about I guess. I'll see what kind of griff I can get up to with this, so thanks.

Before you do this, prepare a lesser used disposal.

Empty out toolboxes into them, individual metal rods, glass shards, etc. If it's sharp or ...

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10/10 suggestion m8

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THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR NOT CHECKING TABS OH GOD I'M SORRY

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I moved all the "ask <redacted> anything" threads that I saw (that wasn't ask nanotrasen) to the off-topic forum.

If I missed anything, just report the thread.

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The two admins (thanks Niknak/Saeg/Bgo etc) that finally joined were at the end of the round/beginning of the new round. At that point, adminhelp's had gone ignored for 30+ minutes.

still faster response time than the ban requests forum tbh

Yes, but had they not joined, the shitlers that were ...

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>adminhelps relayed to IRC because of afk admins
>2 admins respond and come online
>2 permabans, 1 weeklong headban, and another guy 2 week antag banned

Seems to be working as intended

Significantly less full of sodium today, that round was rage-tier.

The two admins (thanks Niknak/Saeg/Bgo etc ...

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Because this shit tier idea is working out so well.

Case in point, this last round on Sybil. I adminhelp'd 5 times, got not a single response.

Joined supportbus, not a single admin joined.

--

I spent 20 minutes being shit on by a doctor that thought it was funny to pump me full of morphine while ...

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removing hg for eternity

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Steelpoint wrote:This was a poor idea.

Also stop deleting your posts since it kills any sense of keeping track of what was said.

There aren't any posts (here) that were removed that weren't goofball posting strawpoll screamer url's.

(unless I missed something, but I looked before I made this post)

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Jumping on the "this is fucking retarded" bandwagon.

How the fuck did HG get headmin again anyway, this is how/why stupid shit happens.

ME ADMIN ME MAKE CHANGE YOU LIKE

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mining shuttle only works if it exists

^_^

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So, basing this off a previous round.

I normally roll assistant, or a job close to it. I like having no responsibilities, etc. This time, I decided I wanted to join up as a Janitor.

I gear up, grab my mop, my cart, fill it full of water and such and go to work. Putting signs down like a good ...

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Ricotez wrote:I only know you gotta put a bangin' donk on it is from some british song

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cyfause wrote:i endorse this post

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I literally just gave up 8 years of slinging sammiches to be the sole tech support guy at a local isp.

Been there a week and couldn't be happier and wouldn't go back for anything.

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>admin being complained about requests the topic closed because people are complaining about him

no.

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Refusing to state your laws, even with a lawset that gives you the ability to say "fuck you, no" makes you look shady as fuck.

Doesn't mean they should have left you to rot, they should have at least had the courtesy to take your broken remains to robotics.

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Amnestik wrote:I'm not sure why people mind. If you're AFK for 10 minutes, you're clearly busy doing other things.

Or you died a tragic death and are tabbed out of the game waiting for the round to end?

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An0n3 wrote:Would you rather raise a son who tries to hide and cover-up his mistakes or a son who owns up to his failings and makes right by them?

Why no "trys to cover up his mistakes then owns up when he gets caught".

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Will agree, this is stupid.

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Seems like something that would be incredibly neat to pickup as a hobby. Wonder what they'd say around here with living literally a block away from a school..."whatcha doin jeb? oh you know, making knives and shit.."

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Wasn't/Isn't one of the "requirements" for adminship that you should be at least somewhat remotely moderately active on the forums? If so, why hasn't HG so much as responded to this thread at all?

That should just about speak for itself.

--Edit

FWIW: His last actual post, doing admin duties on ...

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#bringbacksos2015

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Fairly certain there was a PR that was supposed to fix it, think it was caused by unsimulated turfs not being a thing anymore or something like that.

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There's only one physical server.

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re: sentient slimes a shit

can we just make it so that if they're sentient via a potion (ie: not wizarding) they don't have the option to feed/split?

We already have it, using the docility potion (normal pink slime) removes eating/splitting/the nutrition mechanic.

No one uses it.

Merge them ...

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All it needs to do is say "the game is currently full, your position in queue is 9" then either place you into the game automatically or BWOINK you and make you pick an open position.

Would be worlds better than what this is now
https://github.com/tgstation/-tg-station/pull/10566

Neat.

Seems ...

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If these shitty hard caps are a must and obviously can't be fixed by unfucking whatever section of code fucked them up in the first place can we just open up Sybil 2, which like..runs boxstation and gives people that don't want to erp on basil a place to play?

We don't need to turn into "le ...

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re: sentient slimes a shit

can we just make it so that if they're sentient via a potion (ie: not wizarding) they don't have the option to feed/split?

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Again, stupid.

Hurr durr can't even connect period.

Never had these problems before.

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palpatine213 wrote:the > 50 players message actually isn't a cap. It just says that there's >50 players on Sybil. Please consider playing on basil.
It doesn't actually limit anything.

except for the part where YOU CAN'T PLAY BECAUSE THERES A PLAYER CAP.

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All it needs to do is say "the game is currently full, your position in queue is 9" then either place you into the game automatically or BWOINK you and make you pick an open position.

Would be worlds better than what this is now

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Incoming wrote:it's at 50 now, which is bordering on ridiculous.

so the message isn't even being truthful?

if the stupid artificial restrictions are "necessary" can we at least add a fucking queue system so you don't have to either spam Join Game or say fuck it and observe

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There are currently >70 players on Sybil. You will not be able to join the game until a crewmember is no longer occupying their job slot. You may observe or try playing on Basil at byond://game.tgstation13.org:2337

this is fucking retarded

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http://www.gerbergear.com/Tactical/Kniv ... e_22-41405 looks moderately similar to this one, but would be easier to identify if it were cleaned up and not photographed with a toaster.

why the fuck did you put a knife in a fire in the first place

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Ever consider reporting that as a bug, you know, on github..where bugs are tracked and reported?

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