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Free the clowns.

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For what it's worth, I didn't stop playing here because the game became less fun.

I started on Sybil when I first started playing around 2018, and switched to Manuel when that came out. Manuel''s culture eventually became a bit metafriendy/staticnamey and cringe so I started alternating between ...

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I saw this thread and i was going to ask in what manuel have u been playing then i saw that it is 2021 manuel lmao

Feels like people are much less nice nowadays

ITS THE BI MONTHLY NECRO OF THIS FUCKING THREAD

It's a good thread because it's depicts the Manuel epoch about the time I ...

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Bepis wrote: ↑Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:24 am I don't have the time for it but I wish you the best. I loved running Paranoia, I just used Box Station's map on the table

Did you actually have a jumbo printout? If so, that sounds really cool- I need to get one of those.

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You gotta be the giant rat that makes all of the rules
See what kind of trouble you can get yourself into

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Would be a great idea if it were battery powered for realism and balance.

Also it should sound like this: https://youtu.be/4NgSZ8sjDgU?si=mIMLDsoSFkl9_tx6

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Timonk wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 8:35 pm 9 years later
the necro to beat all necros
can we get some DF stories in here

Newer bread: viewtopic.php?f=22&t=5312&start=200

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Screemonster wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:47 pm add mapbans for people who grief because they don't like the map
if that map rolls while they're banned from it they get kicked from the server

Based

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britgrenadier1 wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2023 1:14 pm
kinnebian wrote: ↑Fri Dec 15, 2023 8:17 am i think its fun to play as an oppressed alien species
why is it only your fun and not others?
Why can’t you do that while I play as a head of staff again?

You can already play as a head of staff. There’s nothing stopping you, as a player, from doing so.

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Implementing this would make me sad. A unique bit of SS13 flavour shouldn't be wiped away to appease a subset of players who are too closed-minded to play more than one character.

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I kind of miss the days before everyone took internet armchair psychology 101 so if someone was a weird dick you wouldn't say "oh he's a malignant narcissistic" or "she has BPD" and you would just say they're an asshole

What do you call someone if he's the reincarnation of an old testament ...

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I had a long conversation with a crazy gentleman once. I was waiting at the bus stop following an evening event at my church when a short, portly fellow with unkept hair and a beard asked me if I went to the church beside the stop. I replied that I did, and he followed by asking:

"Did you know that ...

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Security Officers should be allowed to play like Judge Dredd, Chief Wiggum, and everything in between.

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Itseasytosee2me wrote: ↑Fri Nov 10, 2023 2:33 am I hate statics we should be forced to randomize every shift.

Based take

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It would be cool is Icebox has some features to encourage people to build off-station mining bases. Colonial expedition shifts are always disastrously fun.

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Imagine the reactions of the whales who spent thousands of dollars for an unused Stranger Things DLC key

Schadenfreude aside, I'm looking forward to hearing the Demogorgon chase music more often. Was always one of my favourites.

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"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee"

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BeeSting12 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 29, 2023 9:21 pm planetstation

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If every non-antag is forced to do their job, then it'll be pretty easy to tell who the traitors are.

Right now, traitors have plausible deniability since they theoretically could be one of the several lazy parasites roaming the station at any given time.

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I dunno, the "delete irrelevant sections" thing feels like we're talking about Lawyer Station 13.

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"Of course, one thing mother blue jay can't defend against is a set of steel tongs."

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I still have fondness this old-ish idea of mine: viewtopic.php?f=9&t=32752

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Some hospitals have social events for long-term inpatient stays. Might be nice to chat with some sweet old people.

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They should dress in Conan-style armor. Kinda like ashwalkers but more varied.

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DEAD BY DAYLIGHT-SS13 CROSSOVER TRAILER CONFIRMED

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blackdav123 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 29, 2023 6:01 pm use blood to be a reverse janitor

New clown gimmick unlocked

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Where I live the weather's great. Blue skies, cool enough to wear longsleeve shirts yet warm enough for swimming and outdoor fun. You have my condolences.

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Bepis wrote: ↑Thu Jul 27, 2023 11:35 am so if Nick Cage is in Dbd now, who else should get a character

I'm thinking Werner Herzog as a killer

Nick Cage as killer

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We should really add asbestos.

It can be added to plating or wall girders during construction. Makes the surface incredibly resistant to temperature changes (hot and cold), but slowly gives everybody in the area respiratory illness.

Also has the chance to appear in some walls/floors roundstart ...

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The singulo tastes like licorice. You can't disprove this.

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I feel the wiki page does a good job summarizing the role of a rule-abiding assistant with this line:

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Never really liked the word "ligger". Doesn't really make much sense IC. And as Uncle Ruckus once said, you gotta rotate your racial slurs. There are plenty of fine substitutes.

As for IC species-ism, it's a great thing for a great variety of reasons, some of which have already been elucidated ...

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King likes a good cigar after his dinner

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I like the job restrictions since it gives traitors flavour. You're not a generic traitor, you're a traitor botanist, traitor chemist, traitor clown, etc.

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Welcome to the forums. Come for the game, stay for the peanut threads.

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I think inviting a bunch of kids and teenagers onto the servers is a great way to reduce fun for both players and admins alike.

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The trouble we've had with this sort of thing in the past is people seeing it at random, which can be... poorly timed/uncomfortable.

Which is why I would suggest that pornographic paintings are to be allowed, they should be restricted to the private collection only. Similar to how smut should be ...

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Which collection did you add it to? Public, Secure, or Private?

The painting? I just hung it up on a library frame when I was done so it gets added to the archive.

Yeah, but your art goes into one of three different three collections depending on which frames you put it in. Public locations ...

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Which collection did you add it to? Public, Secure, or Private?

Farquaar · Re: Jumpshorts RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 3:28 am lol

RedBaronFlyer wrote: ↑Tue Jun 13, 2023 3:28 am

lol

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Only somewhat related, but security should have breathalyzers.

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I think a self-defence bomb is more tolerable if you warn people about it before it detonates, or if it has a funny timer that counts down or something. The bad guy suddenly nuclear detonating without any comedic buildup is funny sometimes, but it's probably not funny all the time.

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Every day we stray further from God's light

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Awesome! Glad to have you back at the stathelm

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next time canadians bitch about america i will tell them to learn how to put water on a fire instead of just burning their entire country to the ground like a dumb californian

Putting out wildfires is, in most cases, bad forest management. It just allows dead brush to accumulate, making future ...

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Is that new update live?

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you just run around and cough in everyone's faces.

I mean yeah, if you're a square
A based virologist infects himself, cures the virus so he gets immunity and then covertly spreads it to a patient zero so he can survey the epidemiological fruits of his dastardly labour. Bonus points if he ...

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Common Good Constitutionalism by Adrian Vermeule
or at least I was until I got swamped with work

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I'd love to see a "Defector" outfit which puts you in the Syndicate counterpart outfit of whatever your role is.

Doctors get Interdyne outfits.
Engineers get Donk Co
Cybersun Command

etc

why would this make any sense at all from a thematic perspective

Nanotrasen employing from a ...

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Not sure if this is gonna be pulled off well. Hopefully we end up with something that looks close to a cooperate environment and not a dress up contest.

I'm not too enthusiastic for this either. I recall that Baystation has a similar system during character creation and it added lots of clutter ...

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