/tg/Station 13

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Remember, democracy bad when it goes against the interests of the ruling class (just like brexit

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I used to love being Revolver Ocelot and printing 1,000 speedloaders for the .357 and just blasting the shit out of everyone as a cargoman. Too bad they nerfed the autolathe though. (it was probably my fault).

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MortoSasye wrote:When enough players (around 10-15) express a desire for a poll to me.

Meh I'm curious to see the results so poll it.

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Woah color me surprised.

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CPTANT wrote:So removing the only thing assistants can do (exploring maint) except for greytide is somehow supposed to reduce greytide?

It makes assistants less annoying since they can't steal all the gamer gear in maint immediately. They're basically just unarmed hobos without tools or weapons.

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Remove maint access from assistants. Jobban engis who fuck off roundstart and steal hardsuit/don't even try to help with power.

Wow so hard.

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It's almost like Revolution is glorified TDM to begin with so all RP goes out the window.

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As much as I hate deathviruses you'd be removing a very potent antag tool and a fun way to scare the absolute shit out of the crew. Pandemics are fucking devastating and create an actual scary environment. The only issue if if nonantags or team antags release deathviruses and those people always get ...

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Id love to be able to raid the station as an ashie again, I personally have always taken the ash walker policy as they cannot enter the station under any reason. The problems with ashies going onto station is alot of shit people ruining the fun for everyone. Also the fact that having an ashie main ...

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Imagine being so bad at the game you get killed by an ashligger.

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Maybe uhhh, don't emag borgs as a nonantag and then tell them to "do whatever"?

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Nice guy in general tbh

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Old movement speed was fucking garbage and probably turned away a lot of new players since some cunt would always yakety sax into a place and gun everyone down before they even had a chance to react.

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>swarmers are a weak antag

Stopped reading there. They're one of the strongest since they replicate like fucking crazy. You can never truly kill them all unless you get lucky and find the first one.

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It's funny cause Imsxz used to salt restart vote every time for more antag rolls.

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There's a non-antagonist version of everything in this game. Lings can steal identities and so can players via genetics. You can get thunderdome armor from a safeties turned off holodeck- as well as a stamina version of an e-sword.

Happy hunting for the crew versions of antag items!

Regen coma ...

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For the record, I agree with the "I needed it to do X" excuse. I don't even mind "forgetting" to return the items afterwards if you legitimately used the items to try to further the round as a non-antag. I just think a simple interaction like "hey, any reason you swiped that dead guy's ID?" "it's ...

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Meta is based I think that's the one thing I disagree with you on good sir.

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I think people are confusing "Don't be a dick" here with "Don't be rude". "Don't be a dick" means don't repeatedly go out of your way to fuck with someone. Someone inconveniencing you by looting your corpse may be a rude move but they aren't being a dick. Someone going out of their way to loot your ...

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There's so many red flags here you could send a bull on a murdering rampage with them.

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Reyn wrote: > Start shift
>Captain's already arming up like nuts, stealing a whetstone from chef

Christ, even I don't do this shit as captain. Who was it?

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HommandoSA wrote:I have never stolen from a cloneable dead body outside of being an antag.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

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Shadowflame909 wrote:
Tarchonvaagh wrote:Thanks

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How do I beat lexia black in a fight

You have to be me.

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I don't know if it has been suggested before but... how about force assistants to be race-restricted to non-human races? Basically the opposite of what happens with heads of staff. If your character is human you're changed into a random roundstart non-human race, otherwise you join normally. It's a ...

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I remember rads taking forever to flush out even with potassium iodide or whatever that anti-rad chemical was. Anti-rad chems need to be better is honestly my only complaint. I've no problem with radiation being deadly as fuck since that's kind of the point you know.

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I still say assistants shouldn't have Asimov protections and be treated like second-class citizens, considering most are vultures and a bigger danger to me than the actual antagonists are.

Also this

>die valiantly while killing nuke ops/wizard/whatever as sec/captain/whatever

>some assistant ...

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I can't say I miss drones. They were always trying to toe the line of their lawset.

This too.

I always remembered drones going on the shuttle even though it directly contradicted their laws since they weren't maintaining the station to the best of their ability and fucking around on the shuttle ...

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Not a big fan of drones personally. They always seemed like a waste of ghost slots and like people said their non-interference thing made them a detriment more than a fun thing. Just play engi cyborg if you want to do autism projects. There's always robos doing posibrains and shit.

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TheMythicGhost wrote:The thread you were looking to post this in was. This one.

Very cringe reply. His concern has some merit. Steal the AI is arguably the most annoying objective to get for a lot of reasons including the ones he stated.

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Fuck it I want to bash some skulls in.

JC Denton#7076

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Arathian wrote:Basically, it seems like greytiders get a special pass because it has been established as part of the game while other behaviour that is on the same level is not.

Ding ding ding.

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CPTANT wrote:Have you tried not dying?

I'll make sure you to strip all your shit and leave your body in maint as a nonantag next time I see you bro :^) Can't wait for the angry ahelp.

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Normal station goals are kind of a pain in the ass since they're super lofty most of the time. (bluespace artillery is fucking huge in terms of space and you need a ton of research for it.) Usually the only people who give a shit about them are the Captain or the CE looking for an autism project ...

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One of my hardest pet peeves is when i say to someone that is obviously 'bout to get screwed if they dare attack me: "Leave me alone and i'll leave you alone", and then a minutes or so after you've released them from your cuffs they just immidieatly try to attack you.

Like... Bro.... That's super ...

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Pretty sure looting corpses in a cloning queue as a non-antag is a huge rule 1 violation. Ahelp that shit if you see it.

Admin: "Lol it's part of the game bro sorry you got killed by that admin spawned megafauna it's not our problem if you get looted by Greytide McCunt while getting cloned ;)."

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Here's a hypothetical.

I go through all the effort of upgrading the cloner and scanner to full T4 parts to make cloning easier for everyone so people don't have to wait as long. Instead of using the cloner however I see shitters (nonantag ones) just looting the (cloneable) bodies outside the cloner ...

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Remove maint access from assistants. If they want to play the "hardmode" job then make it actually hard for them so they don't get griefing tools 5 seconds into the round.

Dante Must Die Mode: Remove salary from assistants because fuck them, no gloves for you.

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Anything that shits on greytide is a plus in my book.

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>get shot
>die
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH NERF

Git gud and shoot first, babyboy.

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>No east coast servers.

Thanks a lot stoneman you weed-loving fuck.

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How many shots does an e-gun have by comparison?

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Uh, do you have a source on that?

Did you turn autoprocessing on after your cloner got upgraded? Because upgraded cloners with autoprocess on do, in fact, start cloning the next guy in the cloning queue (as in, the people who've been scanned and need to be cloned) almost immediately after the ...

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I'd let more doctors do surgery on me for augments and shit if I didn't have a crippling fear of having my brain thrown down disposals by some faggot traitor.

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Look at this admin making up rules. Reminds me of something I wrote earlier.

>making up rules.

I mean if you intentionally go out of your way to act in bad faith and roundstart suicide as nonantag every fucking round regardless of whatever job slots you waste you're a massive faggot and deserve ...

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Taylork2 wrote:I'd most Lavaland Artifacts(besides a few) are pretty heavily wanted by some people in general, such as the Soulstone(which is pretty good since it helps get ghosts back into the round).

How do you use a soulstone to get a ghost as the shade and not a corpse again?

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Science is pretty hellish. Even in fucking xenobio you have retards breaking in constantly. I wish I could just space them but then I'll get banned for "improper escalation".

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What else did Asser do again. I remember him being the scourge of sybil and an absolute bell-end.

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fuck democracy amirite

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What's the point of crowdfunding if the host is just gonna do whatever the fuck he wants anyway?

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"People should have to die because I'm bored."

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