/tg/Station 13

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captain sawrge wrote:always be killing

main antagonist of space station 13

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Bouncing a little between XCOM 2 and Stellaris, what with each games new expansions. I'm also gonna be coming back to Team Fortress 2 this month, in hopes of Scream Fortress being actually good this year, and because I'm nostalgic. Overwatch hasn't been doing it for me as of late.

I'm sure this has ...

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I'd take my chances with beelining towards mining, if that is an option. If the only choice I have is to attack the man or no, then I'd probably just let him go and accept my fate.

On an IC scale, I guess its just pure selflessness on my character's part, but from an OOC standpoint, the round ends ...

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i like alternative rock

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Betsy swallows the Odysseus chassis whole!

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I'll pitch in two grand if you let me buy antag tokens at 50 cents a pop and sell me a Robbie Rotten costume that is 100% exclusive to me and only me.

"Sorry, you've run out of Station Tickets! You can't play without Station Tickets!"

"Would you like to buy some from the in-game store?"

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new space station 13 expansion two weeks after releasing on steam;

the benomorph invasion

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literally not even relevant anymore, nothing has changed

the video is actually kind of funny tho

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Saying that you'll give everyone the middle finger when you succeed because they doubted you is making the gigantic assumption that you'll actually succeed.

People have extremely good reason to doubt this and be cynical. Every single attempt before you failed miserably, even the ones that have ...

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This might sound a little too sentimental for spacemans, but I feel like trying to squeeze money out of it removes the 'soul' the game has, yknow? I'm only starting to understand programming (basic programming, fuck dreamcode (for now)) and working on large, open-source projects so I can sorta ...

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No matter how skilled or talented you are, you will always fail when forced to do something dirty.

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Being somewhat competent at any station job, but being horribly incompetent at any antagonist or head role.

And complaining about revs in deadchat.

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Revblobwizgang round. Nuff said
well actually it was just a "Wizard Ops" round. The revenant was probably summoned from a staff of change or admin fuckery, the blob came from a natural random event, and I dont remember seeing any gangs.

I just remember being a Juggernaut and acting like Star ...

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Running a bit behind, but here is the other raffle prize from June.

>security stares off into the distance completely oblivious to the ops carrying the nuke behind them
>the ops probably end up kicking the nuke into space ...

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Grandmaster Griff - Chaplain

I awaken from my slumber, as the call of The Griffon In The Sky encroaches from the gateway. I equip my blessed templar armor from my locker, including the helmet. I also turn my anti-fun null rod into a fine, respectable weapon. In this case, turn it into a God Hand ...

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Desucake wrote:Bryce's mohawk and his expression makes him look like a jo jo character.

bryce calls upon his stand, 「 Asshole 」

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[youtube]f4ClHphOTSI[/youtube]

detective_bans_getmore_corp.avi

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>You are Joseph McJohn, science man, on boxstation
>fuck here we g--
>YOU ARE THE TRAITOR
>KILL THE AI
>ESCAPE ALIVE
>fuck here we go x2
>run into maint, pray to space gods for revenant TC trade
>they dont respond, wait forever (like, 5-10 minutes)
>fuck it
>formulate a plan and run over to HoP to ...

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this is absolutely sinful

let me know when you need more spessmen to join

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Double agent round, probably. Or just a coincidence in a normal traitor round.

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>you are Joseph McJohn, cargo man, serving on MetaStation
>dont feel like doing cargo
>go outside, steal janitors janicart, go for a ride and then give it to the clown
>get bored and get borged by efficient lizardman roboticist

>you are RockFucker, robot man, serving on MetaStation
>wheel out to ...

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more than three = edgelord

no periods = greyshit that only speaks in short phrases like "AI DOOR" "AI ROGUE" "BLOW BORG" "CULT ENGINEERING" "SEC ROGUE"

edit: its even funnier when said greyshit ends up typing a novel over why Shlomo Von Shekelstein should be banned on the ban request forums.

oh ...

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so is this gonna be the beginning of the new SS13 MOBA

im maining bryce pax

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I liked Kor's argument from a looooong while back that one of the reason's BR was closed because getting buttblasted about every time you died was silly and pointless (I'm paraphrasing here). On the other hand, I did like that BR was a place to publicly call out people for shitty behavior. I wish ...

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trust me friends I know the real struggle

when the assistant devil comes to push me down and beat me to death with a wrench and i discover the real truth that he is, in fact, not an antag but rather just an assistant i am overcome with such invigoriating autism that i must make that bastard bay for ...

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Why the fuck is there this much serious discussion over a video game

I've gotten salty before, totally, but this is just fucking pointless

who even cares if someone is griffing you just ignore them and keep playing until they get banned

why does everything on this server have to be a federal ...

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This is just fuckin' stupid.

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Apparently alot of the new "plebs" that joined this weekend were immediatly dunked on by higher-leveled, more experience players.

One of my bigger fears is that, when the full game comes out (or atleast during the open beta) and progression is reset, there will be a hidden layer of super ...

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Zilenan91 wrote:How does potency affect Killer Tomatoes?

I don't think it does, since the plant item "Killer Tomato" and the mob "killer tomato" are two seperate things. If it does effect it, I would imagine it increases its health, damage or makes it more aggressive or something.

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how dare you dislike a game that I like

this is an outrage

No, but uh, Battleborn looks pretty cool as well. Definitely something I'll look into later; but I prefer Overwatch atm

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ITS HIGH NOON

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From what I have seen from gameplay, Torbjorn, Zenyatta, Bastion and Genji look fun af.

I seem to have a fetish for robots and cybernetics.

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Joseph McJohn
Main Skill - "Flexible" : You aren't the best at any job, but you are capable of playing every normal job with moderate competence
Sub Skill - "Metagrudge" : When you die, you are less likely to be cloned or defibbed, but you have a higher chance of becoming something else as a ghost ...

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absence of god

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ive been watching ster play Overwatch, it looks really cool.

I don't get why everyone feels like it is necessary to immediately start comparing this shit to TF2?? Like, yes, It has alot of similar aspects but at the same time they are also very, very different in alot of ways. If anything ...

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literally just happened

>be joseph mcjohn
>time for carg--
>"NUKE OPS DECLARE WAR"
>go to get borged
>no one there
>suicide
>"Would you like to play as Cayenne?"
>oh fuck yeah
>awesome! I get to be a space carp!
>suddenly autist nuke op pulls out medibeam
>"WOWEEE I HAVE MEDIBEAM TOO!"
>cross
>boom ...

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http://w01.tp1.jp/~a889590457/hp_midi/hp_midi.htm

translate the page

scroll down to anime music

Sono Chi No Sadame, Stand Proud and End of the World are there under "jojo op" or something

if you are too lazy to fucking scroll down then i dont care

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here ya go

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Get a holoparasite, and find another traitor with a holoparasite.

Pray to the gods to play a midi of "Sono Chi No Sadame" or "Stand Proud"

Have a dramatic stand battle in the middle of the hallway before security comes by.

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All medibeams

Cross the beams in the shuttle and blow it up before we even get to the station

We were only PRETENDING to be retarded.

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>join server, it's metastation
>right as i join the round starts so i have to latejoin
>join as detective since he's one of the jobs i enjoy more
>get my gear, walking around, looking for trouble
>at the bar i find a fresh murder case
>drag the corpse down to medbay and try to clone but the guy ...

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This is so fucking gay I love it.

Here's Joseph McJohn and his edgy red eyes.

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Well, thats good. I didn't know abductor tech was so good for research though.

Thanks, I guess.

That was such a clutch punch, though. A smarter scientist would have probably tried to run away or yakety sax around the room but its not like getting caught by an abductor is the end of the world.

If ...

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Kind of an awesome story that just happened on Sybil, at least for my normally boring rounds.

>meta station time
>scientist
>go to xenobio, already full
>reluctantly decide to do R&D. normally I suck at it, but some bwoinks later and I found a good guide for it
>follow the guide carefully ...

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[MESSAGE STATUS: CLASSIFIED]
[ENTER CREDENTIALS]
[USERNAME: lynchtheliz36]
[PASSWORD: ******]

[PERMISSIONS GRANTED]
[DECODING..]

Dear Nanotrasen,

I understand the necessity to not mention such touchy research information over the PM system, but we need to talk about your "solution" to the ...

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I'd honestly just want to be a Revenant and fuck around and watch the world from the sidelines.

I would only manifest to feed off lifeforce every now and then, but I since I am a spoopy ghost-- I could be the ultimate spy, essentially.

Complete invisibility and unable to detect with modern ...

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Final boss battle with the Malf AI: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uAsD6lQV1I
Syndicate battle (Traitor or Nuke Op): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrV-OA4PM1Y&index=5&list=PLA10D6BE808DD1BBF
Traitor w/ Holoparasite battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMGS--qe15I
Blob battle: https://www ...

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