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We were having a pretty decent discussion about the NHL in the shed, but there's no reason we can't actually have this in a legit subforum instead.

Post your teams. Talk your trash. Start arguing over who is going to win the Cup.

NY Rangers here we are doing great but I'm a little worried we're going to gas ourselves out early if we keep this up.

I like the bruins because I'm from Massachusett



I hate buffalo cuz my enemy is from buffalo

I like the Maple Leafs cus I'm from Toronto, also because I'm a masochist.

I like the Sabres because i hate myself but I love Duff's Wings

i like it when they hit the puck with the stick

I didn't realize the Blackhawks were doing so well this season. Losing to them tonight doesn't feel so bad now.

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:I like the Sabres because i hate myself but I love Duff's Wings

Butthole

Why are all of Buffalo's teams so bad?

There's like some mystical proportion for rowdiness inverse to the quality of the franchise in Buffalo.

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My coworkers were talking about this guy today and they were hoping the injury prevented him from watching the miserable game.

And these are Bills FANS talking.

HOCKEY ON ICE IS FOR COWARDS.

REAL MEN PLAY ON A GRASS FIELD

can we talk about the one north american sport that does actually matter???

that being football.

thanks

Ice hockey is the last sport us white guys have to ourselves.

Also fuck the NFL. Fuck goodell

hockey is a white power symbol tbqvqhvh

hockey is a fun gamemode in Rocket League

\o/

Holy shit hockey. I fucking LOVE the Coyotes.


Needless to say, this has been a depressing season to watch.

Depressing for you maybe. These gamaes are lit. Hockey as a sport just keeps getting better and better.

I do kinda miss the rampant fighting of the 90's but this is fine too. Back when having one of your players go out on the ice and punch another guy in the face was a strategy.

Fuck all ya'll.

I'm a poor abused and beaten Devil's fan.

I will comment that I'm really looking forward to the Golden Knights when it comes their time. I already have a hat.

ThanatosRa wrote:Fuck all ya'll.

I'm a poor abused and beaten Devil's fan.

I will comment that I'm really looking forward to the Golden Knights when it comes their time. I already have a hat.

What fucking bandwagon loser. I bet you can't even name one player

go habs

When will Cheridan take me to a Blues game?

IrishWristWatch0 wrote:

ThanatosRa wrote:Fuck all ya'll.

I'm a poor abused and beaten Devil's fan.

I will comment that I'm really looking forward to the Golden Knights when it comes their time. I already have a hat.

What *a* fucking bandwagon loser. I bet you can't even name one player

ok

Maybe I just want to have fun and see a game or two from the upcoming home team.

LETS GO RANGERS

LETS GO RANGERS

FUCKING PENALTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>gets penalty for tripping
>power play ends
>rangers immediately trip another dude
>no penalty called

Just pass it off as silly Texans not knowing how to handle ice.

EDIT: Dude slammed so hard his gloves flew off. "Don't mess with Texas" heard whispered on ice.

EDIT: Rangers player checks a Stars player during a line change ahhahaha what the fuck yeah that's a penalty you moron

17-18 SEASON OF THE STICK HAS BEGUN

CLAIM YOUR TEAMS

STILL ON THAT RANGERS TRAIN
WE ARE DOING SO FUCKING BAD HOLY SHIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

ThanatosRa wrote:Fuck all ya'll.

I'm a poor abused and beaten Devil's fan.

I will comment that I'm really looking forward to the Golden Knights when it comes their time. I already have a hat.

Digging this back up

The Golden Knights are lit AF holy shit.
If the Rangers keep blowing everything I might take this as a sign to jump ships and join THE KNIGHTS

Golden Knights got that TRAGEDY FUELED FURY going on

No idea what it is. Maybe they're just so motivated to prove themselves as the newest expansion team that they're on some kind of rampage.

Their merch is cool as fuck too. The laces on the hoodie give it some kind of medieval tunic look and the silver on the shoulders works with the rest of the color scheme. Cool shit:

WEW BOYS

We're still the bottom of our division but we finally broke our ridiculous losing streak.

I don't know Hockey, but I heard they often have some good brawls

Who should I cheer on if I'd rather have some kind of bloodbowl-hockey hybrid?
And any recommendations for videos of said games/brawls?

There's been a huge push over roughly the last 20 years to make Hockey more "family friendly", which has lead to substantially less fights overall.

It's kind-of a shame because the rowdy hooligan nature of the game is what attracted a lot of people to it in the first place, BUT I can say it has definitely had a positive impact on the way people play. Hockey isn't anywhere near as popular as sports like Football, Baseball, Basketball, or Soccer, unfortunately, so most people will have no idea how far the level of skill has come over the last twenty years. It's a very different game from what it used to be in terms of player skill, I'm confident any random modern team could go back in time and just crush everyone because of how much the skill-floor has come up.

When it comes to wanting to root for a team that gets punchy? Sorry, I can't really think of anyone anymore. It doesn't happen anywhere near as frequently as it used to anymore.

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Check out Hayden blowing this dude's head off though.

Like holy fuck. He did that with his bare knuckles while the dude was wearing a fucking helmet.
Jeeeeeeeesus.

Timbrewolf wrote:No idea what it is. Maybe they're just so motivated to prove themselves as the newest expansion team that they're on some kind of rampage.

Their merch is cool as fuck too. The laces on the hoodie give it some kind of medieval tunic look and the silver on the shoulders works with the rest of the color scheme. Cool shit:

Thathoodie looks sick

That was a good hit

I'm the kind of guy who only watches races for the crashes so don't think of me as representative of european sports fans

That's fine. At least Hockey gets more respect than Football in other countries.

Hockey is a dumb sport

T A M P A

I'm just so fucking happy the Penguins have lost.

GO KNIGHTS GO

>find thead in active thread
>oh cool i like hockey
>see bitchin knights hoodie
>its from a year ago
>check their merch shop
>its from a year ago
>gone

Why do I even FUCKING bother? Although most of their merch is really nice.

Wait till next season or go to vegas and buy it from the team store. Its sports team wear boi all the good shit goes online fast

Dont really watch hockey but ive heard some shit from urinatingtree that they were doing really good in the reg season and then i saw they also beat san jose.

How likely is if that they actually win the stanley cup for people who watch it? That would be the expansion team fuckin dream man fuck.

Highly likely, actually.

The Knights won over both Tampa Bay and the Capitals during the regular season. Soundly.

They lost to the Predators but it was a 0-1 game, so very close.

I'm not going to bother comparing them to the Winnipeg Jets because that plane is gonna crash tonight.
Should be a really good game tonight at 8pm EST between them and Nashville.
If Winnipeg somehow takes it then I think it just improves the Knights' chances of winning the cup.

Fucking hype.

plane did not crash

Plane did not crash

Plane dropped bombs on the knights

What the hell this is the worst timeline

Its only game one

LIGHTNING LEAD THE SERIES 3 - 2

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ARE WE HEADING FOR ANOTHER CUP WIN

I am sitting here in a corner. Grinning. Like full on trollface shit eating grin.
What manner of demonic pact did Fleury sign.
What have we become.

ThanatosRa wrote:I am sitting here in a corner. Grinning. Like full on trollface shit eating grin.
What manner of demonic pact did Fleury sign.
What have we become.

It's more like Fleury is a beast of a goalie. He proved that at Pittsburgh and only lost due to age and signs of injuries playing havoc, but I feel the latter isn't as much an issue if he stays healthy.

I played hockey for a while it was fun.

never really been into ice hockey though.

KNIGHTS IN THE FINALS BABY

I CAN FEEL IT

THE COSMOS

Home team baby!

Capitals fighting back. Going into the 3rd period with a 1-0 lead over the Lightning.

FUCK FLORIDA

Lol fuck the lightning.