/tg/Station 13

Q&A

Q: What is this thread?
A: The second iteration of the /tg/station Artificial Academy thread. The last one on the old forums was extremely popular until Russell fell off the face of the planet and people stopped posting hilarious shenanigans.

Q: What is Artificial Academy?
A: A porn game from grorious nippon. First, using the character creator, you create a bunch of special snowflakes whom you can customize not only in appearance but personality. After you have your characters made you assemble them in your class. You choose one of these characters to be your player character and watch as your classmates make friends, form relationships, get into fights, and sometimes murder each other. The gist of it is that it's an ant farm but instead of ants you have sexy animes and the ants probably cooperate better. Also the glass container that you keep them in is a Japanese high school and not a glass container.

Q: But what does that have to do with spessmen?
A: We will be modelling the characters in our class after YOUR spessmen characters. Watch as all your ships come true and/or fall apart terribly!

Q: What do I have to do to get MY character in the game?
A: If you already have the game, great! Post your card and we'll pop you in.

If you don't have the game fill out this shit! Also refer to this shit for information: http://wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/in ... r_Creation
Note that I am not asking you to fill out the information on each character's physical appearance. There's a lot of customization options and it would longer than I would like to post all those and even longer for us to tailor each character to their owner's exact specifications. This is just personality and some very basic stuff. If you want to do this but more in depth contact me on steam.

For Female Characters: For Male Characters: Q: Why don't the dudes have wangs?
A: They do, just not on the cards. Please don't ask about the wangs anymore.

Q: Is there a list of characters for this I can use?
A: Right here. I'll try to keep this updated.

[NSFW DON'T CLICK THIS IF YOU'RE AT WORK BOOBIES AND STUFF] Card list:

I'm currently going to sleep but I will be doing the character designs like I did to the original Space Academy thread. I'll edit this more when I wake up, I'm tired as balls.

This is going to be a blast though. AA2 is 100x better than the original.

Clubs may differ depending on who's running what class but for class 4-2 of NT Academy these are the clubs. You may request which to be in with your character info if you want.


And here's the class so far!


If you want you may request to be the teacher (captain) of the class. Being the teacher means you get fired if you get caught fucking/beating up students but you also have the authority to flunk people you hate and discipline people who are being lewd in the halls.

haha what the fuck

>General Chat board

You dork

if you have any sense of both self preservation and a tiny, tiny bit of common sense you would know that putting your space man in this game is a bad idea.

But 90% of the characters are going to be from #2 so I guess both of those things are out of the window.
(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

oh lord

Sorry OP, but my OC (original character for the plebs out there) is too pure to participate in this project but I wish you luck in this and all future endevors. God bless.

Amazing

er

Why do male characters in the end of OP look like female with no boobs?

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:er

Why do male characters in the end of OP look like female with no boobs?

it doesnt show weens for some reason, i asked the same question

Well shit, how can anyone resist.

Girl (name and appearance), other shit.

She can be captain if nobody else wants to be, but since she ended up being a fucking slut it may not be the best of ideas. But she can, oh she can.

Oh and command club please.

We need some manly men in the class pls. No gay faggots from anime pls.

You know I'm getting in on this action.
Place August in the command club, and I don't know if we'll rotate Captains but place him as second in line for that.
Come to think of it maybe a 64 year old asexual should be in charge, but who cares this'll be fucking fun.

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:We need some manly men in the class pls. No gay faggots from anime pls.

Breast size?

Also Pax will be in, so our manly man quota is filled.

I dunno, average breasts.

AA2 males look like shit.
like utter complete shit.

WeeYakk wrote:

Back by popular demand, /tg/station's official Artificial Academy thread!
Sure to be a whyld ride.

Q&A

Q: What is this thread?
A: The second iteration of the /tg/station Artificial Academy thread. The last one on the old forums was extremely popular until Russell fell off the face of the planet and people stopped posting hilarious shenanigans.

Q: What is Artificial Academy?
A: A porn game from grorious nippon. First, using the character creator, you create a bunch of special snowflakes whom you can customize not only in appearance but personality. After you have your characters made you assemble them in your class. You choose one of these characters to be your player character and watch as your classmates make friends, form relationships, get into fights, and sometimes murder each other. The gist of it is that it's an ant farm but instead of ants you have sexy animes and the ants probably cooperate better. Also the glass container that you keep them in is a Japanese high school and not a glass container.

Q: But what does that have to do with spessmen?
A: We will be modelling the characters in our class after YOUR spessmen characters. Watch as all your ships come true and/or fall apart terribly!

Q: What do I have to do to get MY character in the game?
A: If you already have the game, great! Post your card and we'll pop you in.

If you don't have the game fill out this shit! Also refer to this shit for information: http://wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/in ... r_Creation
Note that I am not asking you to fill out the information on each character's physical appearance. There's a lot of customization options and it would longer than I would like to post all those and even longer for us to tailor each character to their owner's exact specifications. This is just personality and some very basic stuff. If you want to do this but more in depth contact me on steam.

For Female Characters:

Spoiler:

First Name:
Last Name:
Description, Picture, or Screenshot of your character for reference:
Circle the things you want on these images:




I have no idea what the items do but if you want I can put stuff in there. Also since I am using the unlocked maker I can give you more than two preferences and traits if you have a reason for it. See the wiki (link above) for more information on what each trait and personality does.

For Male Characters:

Spoiler:

First Name:
Last Name:
Description, Picture, or Screenshot of your character for reference:
Circle the things you want on these images:


I have no idea what the items do but if you want I can put stuff in there. Also since I am using the unlocked maker I can give you more than two preferences and traits if you have a reason for it.


Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[ ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[ ] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[ ] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[ ] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~

Q: Is there a list of characters for this I can use?
A: Right here. I'll try to keep this updated.

[NSFW DON'T CLICK THIS IF YOU'RE AT WORK BOOBIES AND STUFF] Card list:

Spoiler:

Females:
Heather North: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/177 ... eather.png

Males:
Molly Dakota: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/177 ... _Molly.png
Jace Fantha: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/177 ... A_Jace.png

thats a technical foul

shitposters please go we're trying to chinese porn circlejerk thanks

Sex porn all around me. It's the only thing I see. I do not like the sex porn.

Jim: Please stop with the derail.

Everyone else: Keep it on topic.

Vekter wrote:Jim: Please stop with the derail.

Everyone else: Keep it on topic.

I wish all threads had the level of moderation that this h-game thread does.

On-topic: we need more people to have their characters added to this against their will.

Can we add multiple characters?

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:Can we add multiple characters?

Eye don't see why not seeing as it's going this slow. Also I added August to the card list and to my class as teacher and club supervisor of the command club. Waiting warmly for Sishen to finish Candice like he said he would.

>mfw this thread again



First name: Volker
Last name: Wolff
>implying description and picture isn't in signature Figure: Standard
Personality: Positive
Club: Shitcurity

also if noone else takes it I'll request being the teacher no holds barred beatdowning everything

First Name: Kert
Last Name: Jonson
Description, Picture, or Screenshot of your character for reference: http://i.imgur.com/Fhme5a2.jpg http://i.imgur.com/MGbd77V.jpg
Circle the things you want on these images:
http://i.imgur.com/piMK0Fr.png

I have no idea what the items do but if you want I can put stuff in there. Also since I am using the unlocked maker I can give you more than two preferences and traits if you have a reason for it.
http://i.imgur.com/bP822u3.png

Figure (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[ ] Delicate: Short, girly proportions fuccboi body.
[ ] Standard: Average Asian dude I guess. Not unattractive, nothing special.
[ ] Tall: You are tall and have abs.
[X] Fat: Gaben.

Personality (Place an X in the box to the left of the choice you want):
[X] Gentle: QT fuccboi personality.
[ ] Positive: Cool friendhaver personality.
[ ] Otaku: "THIS IS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!" personality. Fuckin' neeeeeeeerd.
[ ] Savage: Quiet dickass alpha male type. Mai husbando~

Club: Service.

Volker Kert Candice

who will get the rainbow card



who will be the most robust of them all?

ColonicAcid wrote:who will get the rainbow card



who will be the most robust of them all?

maximum cuteness ^3^

OPERATION 'PEACOCK HAIR' IS NOW IN EFFECT

CLEANSE THE HERETIC STUDENTS

paprika wrote:

Vekter wrote:Jim: Please stop with the derail.

Everyone else: Keep it on topic.

I wish all threads had the level of moderation that this h-game thread does.

On-topic: we need more people to have their characters added to this against their will.

Fun fact: Reporting posts or threads increases the chances a mod will see something is wrong. TMYK

Vekter wrote:

paprika wrote:

Vekter wrote:Jim: Please stop with the derail.

Everyone else: Keep it on topic.

I wish all threads had the level of moderation that this h-game thread does.

On-topic: we need more people to have their characters added to this against their will.

Fun fact: Reporting posts or threads increases the chances a mod will see something is wrong. TMYK

>forum mod actually responds to my report
s-sugoi.....

FREE JIM 2014. Also lol someone was thin skinned enough to report a post making fun of an h-game circlejerk thread shake my fucking head. Please I beg of you...stop the cyber bullying

Alzam stop being a turd. Just because it's something you don't like/look down upon doesn't mean you can shit allover it. Especially with the !!epic!! quality posts that Jim contributed.

If that was the case then right about now I would be shitting all over you for those two posts.

Besides even character submissions are hilarious. I can't wait for the actual game shit to start.

I want to see where this goes. Try to punch Marshall out as soon as possible.
First Name: Marshall
Last Name: Mudskipper
Picture:
Other stuff:http://imgur.com/a/HF6Jr
Club: Assistants or Medbay, either is fine.

rosello wrote:I want to see where this goes. Try to punch Marshall out as soon as possible.

Marshall

this won't end well.

do you copy all your jokes from /b/?

are you that autistic?

ColonicAcid wrote:do you copy all your jokes from /b/?

are you that autistic?

i think you mean reddit

ColonicAcid wrote:do you copy all your jokes from /b/?

are you that autistic?

I bet his fedora is on too tight, and as he typed that smashed all his my little pony figurines as he alt-tabbed from his MRA PUA SJW MSPA tumblr subreddit retweet blog.

is this the new epic meme.

help

>judging people by websites they visit
>community from 4chan

you're shooting yourself in the foot right here

Gonna wait for one or two more slots to fill before we start. Also I need to find something that will let me take screenshots because the in game screenshot function removes all text and it ruins the picture if you can't read about how your spessmen is using someone else's spessmen as a water fountain of spit.


Also a reminder to report, hide, and ignore Jimposts.

>This thread again
Ho boy, may as well toss the snowflake in again

First name: Ashlyn
Last name: Wolfe Club: Medical
Reference pic:

carry on

>Ashlyn
>High virtue

Literally no.

God this no facial hair thing is wiggling me out.
I'll have to do some poor MSpaint jobs if Finster has a funny scene.

Lovecraft wrote:God this no facial hair thing is wiggling me out.
I'll have to do some poor MSpaint jobs if Finster has a funny scene.

I'll look for beard mods, but no guarantee

WeeYakk wrote:>Ashlyn
>High virtue

Literally no.

Fuck, was meant to be low