/tg/Station 13

I've seen a LOT of ops fluke out since all I do anymore is observe. To wit, I have produced a guide on how to not to fluke:

The Better Guide To Nuke Ops:

Step One: TALK TO YOUR TEAM AND WORK TOGETHER.
Step Two: Repeat Step One Until The Station Has Exploded

Hopefully this guide will help you be the best nuke op you can be.

Stpe 3 GET DAT UFKCIIN DIIIISKKKKK GET IT GET IT

Instructions unclear, ended up in library D&D session.

But I've won more not talking to my team than actually talking to my team, your guide is bad!

more often than not 1 nukeop moving fast and smart can do better than a team communicating and working together

1. Setup Uplink system*. Donate your TCs before buying anything
2. Distribute TCs*
3. Buy items that will help your team, because the other ops aren't
4. Follow your team members

* denotes Leader

This is foolproof guide and is what I use to win nukeops.

HOW TO BE GOOD SECURITY IN NUKE

STEP ONE: IGNORE SCREAMS OF NUKERS, SOUNDS OF GUNFIRE FILLING THE HALLS, BOMBS GOING OFF AND THE DUALESWORD OPERATIVE THAT JUST RAN BY YOU
STEP TWO: ARREST THE WANTED GREYSHIRT THAT HE JUST PASSED
STEP THREE: WIN THE VIDEOGAME YOU LEGENDARY OFFICER YOU

I'M ABOUT TO KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW

Solo ops are more effective but less fun. This is a game, we play it to have fun remember?

Step 1: Don't fuck up
Step 2: Don't act dumb
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Fuck up and act dumb
Step 5: Redtext

>not declaring war all the time

they can't call the shuttle or stun you if you threw 45 minibombs into every department in existance

Seriously though there's only one step to winning as op

Step one: Get good

If you can handle step one you've already won. Last time it was war ops I 5v1'd the bridge as it swarmed with all the best geared most robust people on the station and dusted them all easy. One robust op > 5 of the crew's best. Before that I've won every nuke round practically solo, just running in, getting dat fukken disk and running out is a very effective strategy.

Step 1: Declare war
Step 2: Buy as many carp plushies as humanly possible
Step 3: Buy a few sentient potions to make carp commanders
Step 4: Praise Carp-Sie

1. Get all the ops but one into a personal locker
2. One stealth op drags it to the Captain after gift wrapping it
3. Say you have a present for him, open it up.

I'm so amazed this plan actually worked for us.

1. Don't fucking leeroy

1: Git 4 nuke ops , Possibly more if you want to trade TC's for backup
2: Split into 2 teams 1 Assault, 1 stealth
3: Tell stealth to wear backwards orange hats
4: Tell Assault to wait 3 mins before assaulting
5: Stealth wears the hats
6: Assault team attacks
7: Assault starts fucking up station
8: Stealth locates disk/disk holder
9: Takes disk/Kills holder then takes disk
10: Stealth escape and possibly fend off the anyone who has pin pointer
11: Assault dies glorious death
12: Station thinks they won
13: Git Nuked
14: Greentext

I'll never forget once where I caught a disguise nop by recognizing someone out of uniform. The detective had thrown on the chappy's DEUS VULT gear because it was "better than his gear", and I later saw the "detective" in normal uniform and a gas mask.

Moral of the story: Pick a good disguise.