/tg/Station 13

for when that shitty lizard has a 2 or 4 word name
like job bans but for lizards

falling-up gave me cancer ok I am tired of bad lizard names

Just beat them up and insult them, it works for me.

Better yet if you're security just follow them around and arrest them for every minor crime they commit.

hi i have a better idea

remove lizards

I am the only good lizard anyway tbh

I like lizards they make it easier for me to remember people.

We need to remove lizards from code entirely, but banning the entire server from lizards is fine too.

Why would you care if they have a two-word name.

Not-Dorsidarf wrote:Why would you care if they have a two-word name.

THEY ARE RUINING MY IMMERSIONS BY NOT CONFORMING TO MY HEADCANON LORE

ALSO HE KNOWS HOW TO TIE HIS LACES WITHOUT WRITING WHERE HE LEARNED IT ON HIS CHARACTER SHEET BAN HE

What about lizards who have human names

As far as human names go I think the strangest I ever saw was a detective woman with pink anime hair who named herself Rick

Just Rick. She named herself Rick. I was laughing pretty hard when she was emoting pointing a gun at me in the hallway and flicking it as a bunch of fellow revs came around the corner and toolboxed her into hamburger

The verbs-connective-noun lizard name is well-established L O R E and players ignoring it is very rude.

EDIT: Ditto for plasmemes.

There are Argonians with two-word and more-than-three-word names in TES, though.

jaxy15 wrote:There are Argonians with two-word and more-than-three-word names in TES, though.

this tbh fam

does this apply to humans too?

I wouldn't be opposed to a lizard ban, but the question is - what would it be given for?

If it's for shitty lizard play, such as just looking for an excuse to be a dick to silicons because they aren't forced to serve lizards, then that can be settled outside the species bans - because really, lizard play shitty enough to warrant a lizard ban can be just bad enough to settle it with server ban.

If you genuinely mean banning over naming patterns, then fuck no.

Just ban everyone from lizards, problem solved.

Lizards are great if you're security because you can beat the shit out of them to relieve some stress without worrying about the AI locking down the brig.

What if lizards are in security, or somehow get to become the captain?

How about we remove lizards?

After we remove security

Remove clowns first.

How bout we remove this cancerous thread

says a fat nerd so fat the only thing notable about him is he accidentally made a meme with his autism

RedMcCloud wrote:How bout we remove this cancerous thread

How bout we remove you?