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Slim jim

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 6:40 pm
by confused rock
Add slim jims to vending machines
Use tablecrafting to combine 30 slim jims (which should be about 80% of the slim jims on station at roundstart) Into a slim jim suit
By snapping into a slim jim suit you get the wrestling belt karate
the downsides are
the suit takes up every slot, including the radio
the slim jim suit makes you take 1 stamina damage every time you move
the slim jim suit blinds you slightly
the slim jim suit has 10 armor for everything, but the slim jim suit snaps in half if the amount of damage it has protected you from reaches 25 combined damage, so you will need to repair it with 10 more slim jims
the slim jim suit will be eaten by a hostile simple animal before it attacks you

Re: Slim jim

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 7:52 pm
by PKPenguin321
copyright

Re: Slim jim

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 8:47 pm
by Lumbermancer
Scaredy's Private Reserve Jerky

Re: Slim jim

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 10:15 pm
by Cheimon
PKPenguin321 wrote:copyright
He's right, rename it to Thin James.

Re: Slim jim

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 11:58 pm
by Saegrimr
Cheimon wrote:He's right, rename it to Thin James.
OH, YES!

LEAP INTO A LEAN LARRY.

TASTE A TRIM TIM.

Re: Slim jim

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 3:03 am
by Drynwyn
PKPenguin321 wrote:copyright
parody is fair use

Re: Slim jim

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 4:29 am
by iamgoofball
Thin Tims is what the wrestling belt uses