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old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 7:01 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
this thread is for old people to complain about stuff
you must be as old or older than me to post in this thread
im tired and my back hurts and i keep getting swamp ass when i fart
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 7:17 pm
by TechnoAlchemist
i hate the elderly
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 7:19 pm
by ColonicAcid
fuck you grandad im going to SHIT all over your lawn
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:25 pm
by ThanatosRa
How old ARE you Crag?
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:26 pm
by THE MIGHTY GALVATRON
ThanatosRa wrote:How old ARE you Crag?
Isn't he like... 12 or something?
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 8:45 pm
by ThanatosRa
Well I know i'm up there with papa An0n3. Papa Anon and Disgruntled Uncle Than.
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 9:43 pm
by Timbrewolf
I bought a jar of pickles at the grocery store and it didn't have enough pickle juice in it.
As I ate the pickles the juice went down, so that the pickles that were left in the jar dried out on the ends.
Fucking communists!
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 11:04 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
ThanatosRa wrote:How old ARE you Crag?
three years younger than endgamer azari
Re: old people thread
Posted: Tue May 03, 2016 11:54 pm
by ThanatosRa
I don't know that either.
Also fuck the weather man. The barometric pressure has been a bastard lately making my bad ankle all stiff, which then fucks with my knees, when then subsequently fucks with my back. Honestly, I'm so used to the dull ache that I don't notice pain until I overextend and hurt myself.\
EDIT: Dude, I outstrip you by going on 5 years.
Re: old people thread
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 11:37 am
by 420weedscopes
you're not old at all crag
kickflips outie
Re: old people thread
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 12:46 pm
by IrishWristWatch0
Goddamn youths put their shitty exhaust on their shitty Toyota echo. Beeeeeeplplplpl.
Re: old people thread
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 7:14 pm
by Super Aggro Crag
My pee is dark and smells funny when I wake up and if I drink more water to fix that I gotta go to the bathroom too often
Re: old people thread
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 8:34 pm
by ThanatosRa
You are going to die.
Re: old people thread
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 10:40 pm
by Zilenan91
I found out that my scoliosis is getting better so yay my age is reversing somewhat
Re: old people thread
Posted: Wed May 04, 2016 11:10 pm
by Timbrewolf
I just realized the keyboard I'm working on is older than prettymuch everyone here.
Re: old people thread
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 9:37 am
by Super Aggro Crag
ThanatosRa wrote:You are going to die.
https://youtu.be/eC8jBHvy9G8
Re: old people thread
Posted: Thu May 05, 2016 5:27 pm
by Malkevin
I find it odd that despite having a full time job and savings I seem to have less disposable income than I did 10 years ago, working my first part time job in a supermarket (atleast it wasn't mcdonalds)
I was looking a nice new powerful water cooled PC because my current one is approaching seven years old, and even though I can afford it with plenty of money to spare I stopped myself and said "No, don't spend that much money on a time waster".
Also all my old drinking mates are married with kids and none of us have been out once in the past couple of years.