/tg/Station 13

Do YOU want to know the secrets of SUPER SECRET fighting moves, only innately told to a few contained on scrolls? (*cheating thier way to glory with stolen manuscripts*)

Simply walk on down to your local fitness centre or holodeck and enter the ring and ask the latest addition to NPC's on the station being a robotic instructor!

The intelligent fitness android/autonamaton will instruct you how to execute top line karate and issue belts/items as a reward. To stop people who already know what they are doing or have secret means to cheat the system, the fitness instructor will terminate the fight if it detects a item being used that's not part of the scenario and limits how fast a user can plunge into training. Each instructor will treat a person individually by name, adopting a fake true name can get around this when applying for training.

Tutorial - Lowest level, will show you some basic moves

Intermediary - options to go over more advanced techniques or ease into a easy fight covering the basics. - Gives a belt that activates the advanced moves

Hard - a level fight between the player and the instructor, there may be things beamed into the area to help you periodically. - Gives a standard belt modified for more buffs above the advanced belt

Harder - The instructor fights at full karate capacity, additional greyshirt combatant armed with a small item is optional for a extra reward - Gives second highest belt, this belt alone makes you qualified enough to say you are threatening in the robust arts.

Final Test - You must fight the automaton trainer and two other automatons of lesser skill simultaneously and defeat all of them in a uneven fight with your robust knowledge - Gives highest level obtainable belt below admin

Admin Reserved and spawn only belts (or super rare loot)

> The Champ - fits slotlessly onto the jumpsuit and cannot be pried off, has all the admin moves on it.

> Highest Zen Master Belt - Same as wrestling, unlocks the moves but must be applied to to the head or belt slot

> Luchador Supreme Mask - shouting is togglable, via rightclick or the object panel on the tabs has multiple changable styles. All the admin moves for luchadors.

Emagging the fitness instructor will send it on a rampage and remove the area boundaries, making it chase, seek & destroy on top of karate chopping everything in sight.

Feedback would be appreciated.

I don't know about all this karate move shit but a holoroom program or something in fitness that lets you fight various mobs that do holo damage would be kind of a cool way to give beginners a way to practice combat basics or practice fighting tougher away mission type mobs like armed syndie commandos. An emag would change the damage they do to real damage but also cause them to drop real gear instead of just holographic weapons. Theoretically a traitor could emag the console to unleash swarms of cosmic horrors, blob zombies, syndie commandos, etc. on the station and wreak havoc or if he's feeling a bit robust and up for the risk, use it to try to farm some syndie commandos to get some real firepower

I don't know if I care for this beyond the possibility of an emagged NPC karate murderbot marauding through the station.

Fund it.

fyi there aren't actually any "admin moves"