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Lizards are being removed along with plasmamen.

The race war has begun

yea but we got catgirls so this seems like a fair trade tbh

Shaps wrote:yea but we got catgirls so this seems like a fair trade tbh

I knew you had no standards fam

Wait what, lizards are seriously getting removed?

What the fuck is happening?

ShadowDimentio wrote:What the fuck is happening?

R A C E

sweater kittens, the coder for plasmamen, is retarded and put them on the same config as lizards so they wouldn't get removed. Since plasmamen are super fucking broken and got merged by Cheridan, we have to turn off lizards for the time being.

W A R

Zilenan91 wrote:sweater kittens, the coder for plasmamen, is retarded and put them on the same config as lizards so they wouldn't get removed. Since plasmamen are super fucking broken and got merged by Cheridan, we have to turn off lizards for the time being.

yay jumping to conclusions. I highly doubt they use the mutant race config so they couldn't get removed (they could still just revert the code?), maybe it's more because they're a mutant race?

Oh okay so it's just coders being retarded

That's completely normal

Welp, if anyone needs me, I'm going to go be fighting the people that keep trying to nerf slipping in the parking lot

Also when are we firing Cheridan, every time he seems to have been mentioned lately it's been followed by "has added something shit to the game"

He's harshing my mellow

Temporary thing caused by another race breaking.

They weren't "removed" in the usual sense that keeps happening.

That's what they want you to think saeg

Shhhh everything will be okay, no conspiracy going on here.



Meanwhile did you know that Denmark has twice as many pigs as there are people?

SweaterKittens was a useful pawn. They gave Kor and I the perfect opportunity to stop the lizard menace once and for all! Mwahahahaha!

FOOLS! YOUR TECHNIQUES WON'T WORK ON ME! FOR I AM THE ULTIMATE CONSPIRACY...

//rips off mask

PAPRIKA! I'VE RETURNED FROM MY PERMABAN TO RUIN THE GAME... FOREVER! NO FEATURE IS SAFE FROM MY GRUDGE MERGING! I'LL FORCE MY CHANGES ONTO EVERYONE, UNTIL THEY ALL LEAVE! THEN, WITH THE SERVER ALL TO MYSELF, I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO PLAY THE GAME THE /RIGHT/ WAY! IT'LL BE MY OWN, PERSONAL PLAYGROUND, CATERED SPECIFICALLY TO HOW I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

im gonna have to disagree with this idea, i think it would make the game worse

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Kor "Pull the config trigger til there aint no more liggers" Phaeron strikes again.

I could go on a huge rant why lizard players are almost always awful. Good change.

Go code another shit game mode xhuis

You cannoy deny these poll results. The people demand the return of lizards.

Super Aggro Crag wrote:Go code another shit game mode xhuis

I'm always open to suggestions!

DrPillzRedux wrote:snip

I agree, the COMPLETELY FAIR AND UNBIASED poll accurately reflects the entire playerbase.

Xhuis wrote:I agree, the COMPLETELY FAIR AND UNBIASED poll accurately reflects the entire playerbase.

Indeed, I took influence from some coderbus members.

I shall fight for the future of the brave and glorious reptilian master race, no matter the cost in dignity, no matter how many shitposts I must craft myself and bring to target, and damn the torpedoes.

DrPillzRedux wrote:

Xhuis wrote:I agree, the COMPLETELY FAIR AND UNBIASED poll accurately reflects the entire playerbase.

Indeed, I took influence from some coderbus members.

We'll make a coder out of you yet.

Without lizards there'd be no space racism.

1g88a wrote:Without lizards there'd be no space racism.

it's true
not having them is the best option for them since they wont be discriminated against anymore

in the same line of thought, we should probably genocide everybody but white people so there isn't any more racism. why hasn't anybody tried this sooner?

Well...

It's a bug. They'll be back.