/tg/Station 13

Okay so there's this guy who has like an interdimensional tapeworm and he needs to feed it cause the tapeworm is a funny little guy whos a bit hungy and to feed it this guy needs to send pairs of fellas to the shadow realm through like tagging them(IDK what the process for that would be but it would be like amongussing someone without the death part) for future shadow realm delivery, so sec needs to figure out who both of these vanished fellas were in contact with.
So the cool part is that the two victim fellas are in some sort of mud dimension and on the mud is some fashion of derelict. Maybe all the lights are deep yellow cause sodium bulb mud dimension. These two guys need to fight cause only one can ascend back to normie spacetime with LED bulbs but they're in no rush so they can talk it out, tell each other how they've been or who they think the tapeworm's bro is. The guy who fucks up and dies is round removed because stories work like that.
So maybe one of these guys is like a total bro and is like "bro its over for me anyways" and the other guy is like "Ill never forget you bro"
Or maybe one of the guys is like a traitor esword ebow type beat but the other guy is god's strongest assistant and they're clearly at an impasse but mr tider thinks of the dickass thief douche who stole his toolbelt while he was swapping into grey early into the round and who he had been feuding with and he's like "You can kill me, but you better avenge me by adding that dude's expiration to your todo list"
Or maybe one of the guys is like the captain and he's like "chain of command lol" and the other guy just kneels cause he's the captain's most loyal lackey
yea sub 10 minute post new wr any%

We don't deserve antags this good.

tapeworm contractor heretic dimension room 1v1 gulag like antag.


i cried tears of joy today.

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okay so theres this guy who is like a hit man and he gets a name of a guy and he round removes that guy and green types but the hit-ee is in the know he gets an antag panel that just says "ur hunted, good luck" and he has no hard evidence that hes being hunted which is fucked up cause then he's gonna go paranoia death trap type beat not an antag btw only rolling at media pop once at round start

Okay so theres this guy who needs to twist tie the captain or RD's noggin in order to steal company sekrits but this guy just shows up on the shuttle which is like mega lame EXCEPT at any time they can call in a new guy with a radio instead of a brain to remotely control so its basically that one slime species except the first guy is the lynch pin, and the rest of em have the access coordinates on their radio brain, and once the crew realises one of these fellas is sending in fake people who arent real and are fake they set up a security checkpoint at arrivals. Also maybe the fake bodies bleed purple so that you can show up late and be like "Woah, theres fake radio people about" which is something more antags should do. Also when they brain blast their target the target should be blasted from their OG bod into a dwarf on the arrivals shuttle.

okay so theres this tot item called spine mounted gun rack and its like a backpack that is really loud smelling and spacemen look at you and they say oh hes got a bak rak spine gun thing and it only set_holdable()s guns(no wands xd xe) and you can put any gun in any of its 6 slots its 6 slots cause your meant to break into armory with it and go pew pew and the sec is like "stop there, evildoer, for I am the hand of THE LAW and THE LAW works through me and its works are good and its mercy is like the dead miner's mineral output" but i digg.com ress, so basically all it is is a big evil looking backpack that holds guns and the armory was designed around raids but armory raiding is useless after the big gun shifting and sometimes a story needs a walking arsenal of guns also it costs like a holoparasite type debt and its a trait item cause no other antags really need to steal guns

also maybe if it is spinal tapped mounted then when its taken off by someone else it rips your lower spine out leaving your legs paralyzed xd

okay so theres this guy and he's a 2019 ss13 bagil enjoyer and he spawns in maintenance like a boss thougheverbeit he is wearing a dilapidated security jumpsuit and a vlad hantere medal of epic greentext but hes from the future and my antagonist will be stun proof and have a hybrid taser and dermal armor anyone else remember dermal armor? OG beret. So this dude is like "The cancer KILLED /tg/station and the cancer is [department]" anyways this dude has to kill an entire department and is OP but he gets qdel'd immediately if anyone sends a fax from anywhere to the NT Chronology Verification service what kills guy antag's grandfather when they realize hes a dirty time traveler. SO yeah enforced stealth antag win

it's the POOP DIMENSION

heaven

Is the antagonistic part of being a tapeworm even really nessecary? Or is this meant to be like a parasitic form of sentient virus.

Id just like to chill out as a tapeworm ghost role, just asking for different foods so i can regulate our shared hormones until i can eventually metamorphophize and chestburst out of them into a snailperson because they fed me after circadian midnight.

okay so theres like these guys they're like teamed up with eachother like some fashion of team antag and they're all like crew but they all read intergalactic society and its consequences and now they want to turn space station 13 into a planet so instead of crashing this station with no survivors they will set up a high tech beacon what causes asteroids to get pissy and smash into the station. So security gets a call we got an asteroid just hit science but its small like 4*4 with minor breaching but now they know to be lookin for asteroid hippies cause this aint asteroid station this aint your grannies station. So security is too busy taking esords from traitors to valid this team antags so they crash a few more small roids into the station before setting their sights on the big one, the department sized asteroid what will return society to its planetary roots. doth the security guys smash the big antennae? find out next time, perchance

Okay so there's this suit but its like ancient alien technology read: SCIFI So the suit is actually a set of clothing items like gloves, suit, oversuit, helmet ect which start out in the possession of different crewmembers cause they found the stuff before the shift started yea, so its like five eighths of the crew are worthy and the rest are unworthy. Basically whenever a worthy crewmember touches a part of the suit they get a hallucinatory objective to get the rest of the suit. If a worthy crewmember wears the full suit they become a being of pure energy, declare themselves absolute sovereign, and get to wade around zapping people with science. They also get prompted to choose 2 other crewmen to just fuckin dust instantly, don't piss off the demi-scifi-god. So you got these guys fighting for clothing and you can't tell whose in it to prevent the worthy crew becoming ascended shadowling but light and whose in it for number one. Maybe cargo can buy a long range psych eval to figure out one person who can be trusted with the suit parts at a time.