/tg/Station 13

I always like the admin shuttle trader. Whether it's admemes stuff, wizard stuff, traitor stuff, It's always fun to see players rip the station apart to bargain with the shuttle trader.

I also like the weeping angel/SCP-173 breakout events.

Since no one else likes adminbus events let me add one more. I like it when admins do custom gateway adventures. They do be dming

I like it when admins actually RP as CentCom and act like a company head office would and integrate it into a round instead of just sending memes and intern hordes.

i remember a round where i got turned into an amongus spaceman with hands and license to kill, i managed to get my hands on a wand of morphing and trolled a few people

i talked shit to the syndicate via comms once so shaps sent a syndicate assault force via drop pod on me

unfortunately they all exploded and died on impact

one time arcanemusic put down a red and blue team builder on bagil and then spent the entire round in cent com messages begging people not to kill each other, which went completely ignored. that was one of maybe 3 admin events i actually remember

One time people wouldn't stop using their o2 tank to suicide in front of the HoP, denholm fiddler, and he was horrified. Eventually a large portion of the crew had o2 tanked themselves. The admins got in on it, and started drop-podding and spawning lizards with convenient names(Commits-the-suicides, dies-on-arrival, etc). They also sent in an intern squad, and a squad of psychologists. Who immediately o2 tanked themselves when they found Denholm. A mime ran into him on the bridge, and when the HoP explained his plight, a single tear ran down the mime's face. And he o2 tanked himself.
The chaplain decided that Denholm was cursed, and they did a purification ritual that involved burning Denholm in a bonfire in the chapel. When the ritual ended, a final lizard was spawned in. He walked up to the bonfire and apologized for being stuck in traffic. His name? Late-to-suicides. (He then committed suicide)

oh hey that was mine

I have vague and distant memories of Deathsquad Bootcamp being a fun old event

Googles_Hands wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:43 pm I like it when admins actually RP as CentCom and act like a company head office would and integrate it into a round instead of just sending memes and intern hordes.

This is too true actually

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:34 pm One time people wouldn't stop using their o2 tank to suicide in front of the HoP, denholm fiddler, and he was horrified. Eventually a large portion of the crew had o2 tanked themselves. The admins got in on it, and started drop-podding and spawning lizards with convenient names(Commits-the-suicides, dies-on-arrival, etc). They also sent in an intern squad, and a squad of psychologists. Who immediately o2 tanked themselves when they found Denholm. A mime ran into him on the bridge, and when the HoP explained his plight, a single tear ran down the mime's face. And he o2 tanked himself.
The chaplain decided that Denholm was cursed, and they did a purification ritual that involved burning Denholm in a bonfire in the chapel. When the ritual ended, a final lizard was spawned in. He walked up to the bonfire and apologized for being stuck in traffic. His name? Late-to-suicides. (He then committed suicide)

Ages ago, before suicides were differentiated, something like 8 people suicided in front of another HoP, and with a bit of admin bus help, a cyborg named "Law 3 Violation" also rolled up to join the suicide train

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:34 pm One time people wouldn't stop using their o2 tank to suicide in front of the HoP, denholm fiddler, and he was horrified. Eventually a large portion of the crew had o2 tanked themselves. The admins got in on it, and started drop-podding and spawning lizards with convenient names(Commits-the-suicides, dies-on-arrival, etc). They also sent in an intern squad, and a squad of psychologists. Who immediately o2 tanked themselves when they found Denholm. A mime ran into him on the bridge, and when the HoP explained his plight, a single tear ran down the mime's face. And he o2 tanked himself.
The chaplain decided that Denholm was cursed, and they did a purification ritual that involved burning Denholm in a bonfire in the chapel. When the ritual ended, a final lizard was spawned in. He walked up to the bonfire and apologized for being stuck in traffic. His name? Late-to-suicides. (He then committed suicide)

thats amazing

he deserved it

The station was overrun by Xenos, 90% of the population was dead, aside from a few stragglers in maint. A small group including the CMO decided to cut a path to the bridge to try to send a message to Centcom. They made it only a bit battered but found that the console was smashed and the power to the bridge was cut. They extracted the board just as Xenos began prying the doors open. The CMO escaped with the board into maint as the other members of the expedition were cut down by the Invading Xenos. After a bit of scavenging, the CMO managed to build a comms console just as a Xeno skirting around the outside of the station saw him through a window. Just as the Xeno was about to break the window, the CMO managed to send a heartfelt plea to Centcom, including a plea to nuke the station if there were no survivors other than him. The CMO got caught by the hunter and was later chestbursted. Centcomm sent a single unarmed inspector who died instantly. It was pretty funny.

oh i dont know if it counts as adminbus but Syndie Delta Station was super fun

also dorf rounds

kor's sniper rifle ids was very memorable to me

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 11:11 pm I have vague and distant memories of Deathsquad Bootcamp being a fun old event

Was that the one where we sent a bunch of crew to the asteroid on a deathsquad drop ship with a loud commander trying to get them in shape before dumping them into a syndie warzone

Stickymayhem wrote: ↑Tue Dec 07, 2021 9:32 pm

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 11:11 pm I have vague and distant memories of Deathsquad Bootcamp being a fun old event

Was that the one where we sent a bunch of crew to the asteroid on a deathsquad drop ship with a loud commander trying to get them in shape before dumping them into a syndie warzone

No this was even longer ago it was a lowish pop event too but i dont know how it ended because timezones

Googles_Hands wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 12:43 pm I like it when admins actually RP as CentCom and act like a company head office would and integrate it into a round instead of just sending memes and intern hordes.

This is the dream

Stickymayhem wrote: ↑Tue Dec 07, 2021 9:32 pm

Not-Dorsidarf wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 11:11 pm I have vague and distant memories of Deathsquad Bootcamp being a fun old event

Was that the one where we sent a bunch of crew to the asteroid on a deathsquad drop ship with a loud commander trying to get them in shape before dumping them into a syndie warzone

Hey I think remember this one from like 5 years ago. I remember you made me your special lieutenant medic person, and that your army base had a big armory full of guns, but you gave everyone an M1911 Pulse as a sidearm, so everyone just used those instead. Good round.

datorangebottle wrote: ↑Mon Dec 06, 2021 10:34 pmThe chaplain decided that Denholm was cursed, and they did a purification ritual that involved burning Denholm in a bonfire in the chapel. When the ritual ended, a final lizard was spawned in. He walked up to the bonfire and apologized for being stuck in traffic. His name? Late-to-suicides. (He then committed suicide)

That's not the end of the story. After dying and being husked, I was taken to Medbay and revived. The doctor who performed the operation immediately committed suicide via O2 tank. As I fled Medbay, I touched a door that had been trapped by an explosive holopara and died instantly again. My corpse was then unceremoniously morgued.

My event today was your favorite

Armhulen wrote: ↑Wed Dec 08, 2021 7:48 am My event today was your favorite

I liked it when Harricross I think spawned a Christmas tree in the Thunderdome and then spawned player ghosts there and everybody had to get shit from the tree and try to kill each other with it. You never knew what you were going to get or how things would play out.

Coding that in as something for dead players to do would be so much better than mafia (or CTF imo) and something that's actually feasible to do most rounds.