What does it mean to be an assistant?

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Helios
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What does it mean to be an assistant?

Post by Helios » #560010

Assistant is the most popular job, and means a lot of things to different people. I want people to post about what being an assistant means to them, starting with myself


I always thought of SS13 in wrestling terms often, and it always seemed like the assistant was the proverbial jobber.
A superstar wizard or nuke op could take down a dozen of them hypothetically. In reality, the faceless jobber is that because he optimized his build for that.
I am just waiting for a bald robust assistant who calls himself Steve Austin to yell "If y'all here on delta quadrant 13 want me to kick this whiney wizard ass give me a hell yeah" and the station to yell out "hell yeah" and Austin to knock wiz out with a stone cold stun(ner)prod and get that sweet 3 count choke lock
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Re: What does it mean to be an assistant?

Post by terranaut » #560014

being an assistant means i can do whatever i feel like within the rules; aside from them i have no obligations, no limitations. this freedom is why assistant is my (tied) most played role
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Re: What does it mean to be an assistant?

Post by trollbreeder » #560021

assistant is a nice break from playing an actual job because you can go do whatever and that means you can chillax, autism, and do whatever the fuck you have in mind
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Re: What does it mean to be an assistant?

Post by Flatulent » #560024

it means that u can do whatever you want aside from self antag shit
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Re: What does it mean to be an assistant?

Post by teepeepee » #560027

it's a challenge mode of finding out how much fucking around you can manage before you're killed/put in perma with the added difficulty of not breaking the rules
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Re: What does it mean to be an assistant?

Post by Jack7D1 » #560037

It means you're a jack of all trades, when a department is struggling you are there to assist.
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Re: What does it mean to be an assistant?

Post by wesoda25 » #560053

terranaut wrote:being an assistant means i can do whatever i feel like within the rules; aside from them i have no obligations, no limitations. this freedom is why assistant is my (tied) most played role
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