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	if(istype(C, /obj/item/weapon/crowbar) || (istype(C,/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe) && C:wielded == 1))
		if(blocked || operating)	return
		if(density)
			open()
			return
		else	//close it up again	//fucking 10/10 commenting here einstein
			close()
			return
	return

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		if(M != user)
			M << "<span class='notice'>[user] inserts [src] into your head!</span>"
			user << "<span class='notice'>You insert [src] into [M]'s head!</span>"
		else
			user << "<span class='notice'>You insert [src] into your head!</span>"	//LOL

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// OKAY I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK ORIGINALLY CODED THIS BUT THEY ARE OFFICIALLY FIRED FOR BEING DRUNK AND STUPID
// FUCK YOU MYSTERY CODERS
// FOR THIS SHIT I'M GOING TO MAKE ALL MY COMMENTS IN CAPS

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/mob/living/carbon/alien/humanoid/queen
	name = "alien queen"
	caste = "q"
	maxHealth = 250
	health = 250
	icon_state = "alienq_s"
	status_flags = CANPARALYSE
	heal_rate = 5
	plasma_rate = 20
	ventcrawler = 0 //pull over that ass too fat

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/*
 * WARRANTY VOID IF CODE USED
 */

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/turf/simulated/floor/fancy/grass/holo/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
	return
	// HOLOGRASS DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK

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// Ultimate randomizing code right here
for(var/mob/new_player/player in player_list)
	if(player.client && player.ready)
		players += player

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/obj/structure/closet/syndicate/resources/New()
..()
var/common_min = 30 //Minimum amount of minerals in the stack for common minerals
var/common_max = 50 //Maximum amount of HONK in the stack for HONK common minerals
var/rare_min = 5 //Minimum HONK of HONK in the stack HONK HONK rare minerals
var/rare_max = 20 //Maximum HONK HONK HONK in the HONK for HONK rare HONK

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//Gold (rare ore)
if(pickednum >= 30)
new /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/gold(src, rand(rare_min, rare_max))
//Uranium (rare ore)
if(pickednum >= 40)
new /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium(src, rand(rare_min, rare_max))
//Diamond (rare HONK)
if(pickednum >= 45)
new /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/diamond(src, rand(rare_min, rare_max))

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	if(name == "Reset Machine") //I don't know what this is, CTRL+F has the only entry right here in this file, so I'm going to leave it in case it is something important

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//THESE TWO ARE CODED FOR URIST TO USE WHEN HE GETS AROUND TO IT.
//They were coded on 18 Feb 2012. If you're reading this in 2015, then firstly congratulations on the world not ending on 21 Dec 2012 and secondly, Urist is apparently VERY lazy. ~Errorage

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//cause I don't want to feel like im juggling 15 tamagotchis and I can get to my real work of ripping flooring apart in hopes of validating my life choices of becoming a space-gardener

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investigate_log("([key_name(src)]) has been consumed by the singularity.","singulo") //Oh that's where the clown ended up!

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// TURF METER - REPORTS A TILE'S AIR CONTENTS
//	why are you yelling?

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					var/datum/gas_mixture/conn_air = zturf_conn.air //TODO: pop culture reference

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	var/common_min = 30 //Minimum amount of minerals in the stack for common minerals
	var/common_max = 50 //Maximum amount of HONK in the stack for HONK common minerals
	var/rare_min = 5  //Minimum HONK of HONK in the stack HONK HONK rare minerals
	var/rare_max = 20 //Maximum HONK HONK HONK in the HONK for HONK rare HONK

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/mob/living/carbon/unEquip(obj/item/I) //THIS PROC DID NOT CALL ..() AND THAT COST ME AN ENTIRE DAY OF DEBUGGING.

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/obj/item/clothing/tie/petcollar //don't really wear this though please c'mon seriously guys

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if ("warn") //HUMAN HARM DETECTED. PLEASE DIE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION.
			message = "<B>[src]</B> blares an alarm!"
			playsound(loc, 'sound/machines/warning-buzzer.ogg', 50, 0)
			m_type = 2

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//Bartender //it's chef what the fuck is your problem?
/obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat

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var/max_n_of_items = 10 // whatever fat fuck made this a global var needs to look at themselves in the mirror sometime

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	if("close" in href_list)
		usr.reset_view(null)
		usr.unset_machine()
		current = null
		return // I do not <- I do not remember what I was going to write in this comment -Sayu, sometime later

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M << "<span class='notice'>You aren't dead enough to revive!</span>" //Usually a good problem to have

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/obj/item/clothing/tie/talisman
	name = "bone talisman"
	desc = "A hunter's talisman, some say the old gods smile on those who wear it."
	icon = 'icons/obj/clothing/ties.dmi'
	icon_state = "talisman"
	item_state = ""
	item_color = "talisman"
	body_parts_covered = CHEST|GROIN|LEGS|FEET|ARMS|HANDS|HEAD
	armor = list(melee = 5, bullet = 5, laser = 5, energy = 5, bomb = 50, bio = 65, rad = 5) //Faith is the best armor. //This won't actually work because of accessories kill me with a fucking knife jesus christ I hate code 

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//Shit fucking piece of crap that doesn't work god fuckin damn it
function linkify(text) {
	var rex = /((?:<a|<iframe|<img)(?:.*?(?:src="|href=").*?))?(?:(?:https?:\/\/)|(?:www\.))+(?:[^ ]*?\.[^ ]*?)+[-A-Za-z0-9+&@#\/%?=~_|$!:,.;]+/ig;
	return text.replace(rex, function ($0, $1) {
		if(/^https?:\/\/.+/i.test($0)) {
			return $1 ? $0: '<a href="'+$0+'">'+$0+'</a>';
		}
		else {
			return $1 ? $0: '<a href="http://'+$0+'">'+$0+'</a>';
		}
	});
}

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/proc/is_special_character(mob/M) // returns 1 for special characters and 2 for heroes of gamemode //moved out of admins.dm because things other than admin procs were calling this.
...
	if(M.mind && M.mind.special_role)//If they have a mind and special role, they are some type of traitor or antagonist.
		switch(SSticker.mode.config_tag)
			if("revolution")
				if((M.mind in SSticker.mode.head_revolutionaries) || (M.mind in SSticker.mode.revolutionaries))
					return 2
			if("cult")
				if(M.mind in SSticker.mode.cult)
					return 2
			if("nuclear")
				if(M.mind in SSticker.mode.syndicates)
					return 2
			if("changeling")
				if(M.mind in SSticker.mode.changelings)
					return 2
			if("wizard")
				if(M.mind in SSticker.mode.wizards)
					return 2
			if("apprentice")
				if(M.mind in SSticker.mode.apprentices)
					return 2
			if("monkey")
				if(M.viruses && (locate(/datum/disease/transformation/jungle_fever) in M.viruses))
					return 2
			if("abductor")
				if(M.mind in SSticker.mode.abductors)
					return 2
		return 1
return 0