/tg/Station 13

so we all know catpeople are being removed from the game, which should have happened before they were added if I'm gonna be honest. As a replacement race, Domitius, deadchat, and I have come up with carppeople. Now, you may think "Carp people? What a dumb idea!". We have mothpeople. Moth. People. Curved. Swords. If moth people exist then carp people should too, and Domitius and I will bribe the coder 15$ each who adds this to the game. do it citrus man


But what do carp people look like?
I'm so glad you asked. They'd obviously look like upright space carps, but with naked human legs (which have to be animated). They have no arms. "But how would they pick up items?" They OBVIOUSLY can use their mouth, so they'd naturally only have one arm slot.


Pros of being a carp person
You are carp
You cannot slip on any tile besides lube
Your bite strength would be immense, dealing more damage then a normal punch.
You move faster in liquid areas (like vent overflows)

Cons of being a cute carpgirl
You cannot speak common due to your gnashing shark mouth
You have one arm slot
Most clothes don't fit on you because nobody makes clothes for space carps
It takes slightly longer to get back up after being pushed because you have no arms.


Thanks for coming to my ted talk!

Let me know how much money I need to paypal somebody to make this happen.

i might be sick

As you can see from the differences between this image below and the one above, this race would have great customization variety.

this is a waste of money

oranges wrote:this is a waste of money

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.