/tg/Station 13

Meet Badman, he is my hero right next to Nobunaga Oda and Jesus.


It is your job to "lure" Valid Hunting White Knighted Heroes into your lair and fuck them all kinds of up while protecting your buddy Badman. Granted it's an old game I found out recently they made a puzzle version of the game for the PS vita but actually still sells the prior 2 games. You are a Badmin (see what I did there? Of course you did!) who im guessing was summoned in the form of a pickaxe. You put your Xeno knowledge to the test and raise monsters by pick axing blocks with nourishment and let evolution take it's place. You must also form elaborated traps so heroes walk retadedly into mobs of ragons, lizardman, fairies and other unholy beings. Sadly to say heroes has their own cheating ways, at some points they light up your dungeon to narrow the search for badman and can do some OP as shit power moves. Also you have to watch your pick count because once it drops you can't pick any more blocks.

It's an insanely fun game, and Im going to play it again. The game you can get on the PSN store or you can play the PSP version like a champ. I suggest playing the 2nd one because it has more content and then the puzzle version for the PS vita, it's about 10$.

Game Play

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srifenbyxp wrote:and fuck them all kinds of up while protecting your buddy Badman.

The joke is the only version of this game I've ever seen was a porn game.

cedarbridge wrote:

srifenbyxp wrote:and fuck them all kinds of up while protecting your buddy Badman.

The joke is the only version of this game I've ever seen was a porn game.

I always thought that was inspired by Dungeon Keeper, I guess I was wrong.


For a more modern take on this type of game there's Dungeons, which is currently 75% off on steam.
It advertised itself as Dungeon Keeper 3 and ended up getting slated by everyone when it wasn't DKIII, but apparently its rather good.

I've played Dungeons... It's fun, but it's very micromanagey and the premise of the story makes me kinda sad. Basically, you're not trying to kill heroes, you're trying to make them very, very, very happy and THEN kill them to harvest their hero juice or something like that.

>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o

ColonicAcid wrote:>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o

Date superior Date strong

Fun game. Badman is really likeable so it doesn't feel like you're defending a wooden post.

ColonicAcid wrote:>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o

as if they could scratch a finger of Ichigo Kurasake

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listen here you fucking communist if Takeda Shingen and Uesugi Kenshin stopped fighting eachother like the qts they are and teamed up they wouldve wrecked japan.
wrecked.
japan.

but alas.

cedarbridge wrote:

ColonicAcid wrote:>Nobunaga Oda
It's Oda Nobunaga u gaijin, also
>not Uesugi Kenshin
l m a o

Date superior Date strong

listen m89 the date clan ain't worth shit compared to oda "fuck bitches get swag" nobunaga you got that?

I tried looking this game up in the PS Store but you guys managed to not actually say what it's called anywhere in this thread.

Also PSN is still down.

Its Pretty Warrior May Cry, obviously

Ricotez wrote:I tried looking this game up in the PS Store but you guys managed to not actually say what it's called anywhere in this thread.

Also PSN is still down.

Well dam aren't I a silly bastard, the name of the game is what did i do to deserve this my lord 2. If you would had watched the embedded video the name of the games in thar, DEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP

I didn't know there was an embedded video, Firefox completely removes them unless I explicitly tell it to unsafely reload this page and I don't know I have to do that unless you mention there is a video durrrrrrrr.

yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself

miggles wrote:yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself

SOMEONE CALL NATO, THE NETHERLANDS JUST GOT NUKED

Snake2512 wrote:

miggles wrote:yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself

SOMEONE CALL NATO, THE NETHERLANDS JUST GOT NUKED

miggles wrote:yes of course he would be smart enough to instantly know that you have a very specific set of circumstances which prevent you from seeing videos
in fact, blaming other people for things they dont know about that personally affect only you is perfectly normal behavior for an SJW such as yourself

Its not an uncommon setup. My browser also doesn't show them (I've never actually found the settings to allow them.) Check your fucking privilege Miggles.

wow cedarbridge i didnt know you had a tumblr

miggles wrote:wow cedarbridge i didnt know you had a tumblr

ugh I can't even right now.

On Google Chrome and they used to show up but now they don't.

Gata click the shield button in the address bar on chrome and then load unsafe scripts.

No idea where the toggle is hidden in Firefox.

cedarbridge wrote:No idea where the toggle is hidden in Firefox.

Left of the address bar, next to the back button. Little shield-looking icon with a warning about unencrypted elements.

Screemonster wrote:

cedarbridge wrote:No idea where the toggle is hidden in Firefox.

Left of the address bar, next to the back button. Little shield-looking icon with a warning about unencrypted elements.

You know that Chrome is not Firefox right?

Its really hard to tell them apart these days.