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Chaplain should be able to make slow, ugly, easy to break with extinguisher, allobeying and unable to speak golem slaves for shit and giggles from asteroid dirt, holy water and piece of text in paper ( it becomes the lawset).
Why should he? Currently golem unrelated department has golem monopoly, while the chaplain, who is more likely supposed to be doing this kind of mystery stuff sticks to drawing crayon runes and getting arrested for drawing them. Also It returns ghosts into the round and is totally awesome, and also why not?

Not chaplain, librarian. Study of dark arts and shit.

Only if chaplain is Jew.
Other than that, it's ok.

Violaceus wrote:It suits chaplain better. Read about origins of golems. OP did.

Who gives a fuck, librarian needs content

Violaceus wrote: Atheism - nothing because being atheist is stupid

No u.

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:

Violaceus wrote:It suits chaplain better. Read about origins of golems. OP did.

Who gives a fuck, librarian needs content

When you add something, at least try to make it make sense. Or something.

The atheist chaplain could summon a fedora.

Would be better for the pseudo-cultist librarian. The chaplain has enough fun shit, and the chaplain is a holy warrior who does not spawn demons.

The librarian's ties to dark arts and occultism should be expanded through features like this.

Well, golems are made by jews and everyone knows that they deal in dark arts and eat children and whatever.

What about golems made out of books?

Librarian research.
Librarian gets a Document Scanner. There are research levels, kinda like R&D, but instead of materials, there are documents. Getting the Top Secret documents in the vault could give you the highest possible LEGAL research levels. This is mindful of books and maybe other...not so legal documents which happen to be blue or red.

Items to Scan
-Arcane Tome
-Chaplain's Religious Text
-CentComm classified messages(the paper)
-TOP SECRET vault documents
-Syndicate Red/Blue documents
-Space Law
-misc. instructional texts in departments
-Station Blueprints

Kot wrote: When you add something, at least try to make it make sense. Or something.

Why?

Kot wrote:Well, golems are made by jews and everyone knows that they deal in dark arts and eat children and whatever.

What about golems made out of books?

No

Floor tiles

Violaceus wrote:Every faith should have different effects:

Christianity - increased healing
Jewism - golems
Islam - free one bomb
Delacourism - free sith lord SE
Atheism - nothing because being atheist is stupid

Atheists get mountain dew.

Scientology: chaplain gets RCD-like device that dispenses money like Service Borgs
Catholicism: chaplain gets 100u beaker of chloral hydrate, handcuffs, and a muzzle
Mormonism: chaplain gets Syndicate thermal glasses
Jehova's Witness: chaplain gets an executive outfit, stack of pamphlets, and modified Compli-O-Nator
Heaven's Gate: chaplain gets 100u beaker of arsenic/cyanide, gym shorts, and 5 drinking glasses
Hinduism: chaplain gets a cow, that makes 'valid' appear on you if you hurt it, and two monkey SE injectors.
Rastafarianism: chaplain gets an ass of ambrosia vulgaris branches and rolling paper
BYOND RNG: chaplain gets increased chance of healing with bible and knockdown with null rod

Lo6a4evskiy wrote:

Kot wrote: When you add something, at least try to make it make sense. Or something.

Why?

Because people are going to scream that something is illogical and should be changed.

Cuboos wrote:

Violaceus wrote:Every faith should have different effects:

Christianity - increased healing
Jewism - golems
Islam - free one bomb
Delacourism - free sith lord SE
Atheism - nothing because being atheist is stupid

Atheists get mountain dew.

Don't you mean Space Mountain Wind?

This has come up with at least one other idea that should be implemented.

'Hacking' a security gas mask with a bible should give you a new heathen smiting set of screamy emotes.

Are golems considered human(oid)? On the off chance I get a golem that decides he wants to act like a fool I would very much like to banish him back to from whence he came.

Mutations and Nonhumans
1. Nonhuman player-controlled mobs (slimes, monkeys, slimepeople, lizardpeople, hulks, etc.) are subject to server rules but are not considered human
2. Setting out to harass or harm a nonhuman player without cause is a Rule 1 violation.

From: https://tgstation13.org/wiki/Rules

In short: Yes. Kill him if he acts in a shitty and antagonizing way, which I presume you meant with 'nigger'. (Which shouldn't be used as a insult, really)

Random Players wrote:

Mutations and Nonhumans
In short: Yes. Kill him if he acts in a shitty and antagonizing way, which I presume you meant with 'nigger'. (Which shouldn't be used as a insult, really)

You sir have a narrow scope on the context of the gamer word.

But it's nice to know I can.

Golems are a good idea, but only if they're done properly. This seems a bit odd. Maybe make golems from a metallic slime core by bringing them to the chaplain/librarian and having him attach the parchment to the core then splash it with holy water? It seems like it would be too tedious to make religion-specific golems.

EDIT: Better yet, drop the slime idea completely. Make wood/metal/whatever golems instead.

Raven776 wrote:This has come up with at least one other idea that should be implemented.

'Hacking' a security gas mask with a bible should give you a new heathen smiting set of screamy emotes.

Oh my god, this so much.